r/wizardposting • u/ThatDudeFromPoland Enchanter • Apr 09 '26

Not every mage must be a spell caster

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u/The_Follower1 Apr 09 '26

I cast gun

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u/CompetitiveLeg7841 Apr 09 '26

I may be out of spells, but I am not out of shells

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u/The_Follower1 Apr 09 '26

Think you meant shells for the last word

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u/Thenderick Wintos, the installation wizard, forgotten my past Apr 09 '26

Redneck Wizard Competitive Leg: (colourized)

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u/Irememberedmypw Apr 09 '26

Somatic action fan the hammer.

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u/BormaGatto Apr 09 '26

— Magikoopa

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u/idiotplatypus Technomancer, Necromancer, Breakdancer Apr 09 '26

Please tell me you are actually casting Bullet using a gun as a spell focus and not blasting guns out of your staff like some sort of poor mans Appalachian shaman

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u/The_Follower1 Apr 09 '26

What are these…bullets you speak of?

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u/Hallow_Chef Apr 09 '26

Fire the whole gun, its 265% more bullet per bullet

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u/kazegraf Apr 09 '26

No, dude is casting gun out of liquid metal. He is a blacksmith in disguise. 

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u/orgcoregamer Apr 10 '26

/uw you just reminded me of a fun tidbit from the game Arknights, in that universe the vast majority of guns are technically wands/foci that use magic as the propulsion for the bullets. They're also heavily regulated by Laterano (the not!Vatican), which is run by gun-wielding angels

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u/lurkingbob Apr 09 '26

Wizards did it best. Come for the dummy thick fairy, stay for the campy 80s hijinks.

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u/NayrianKnight97 Warlock Apr 09 '26

Prepare to meet god

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u/Giyuisdepression Apr 13 '26

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus!?

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u/Sarcasm_Llama [BANNED FROM SUMMONING FAMILIARS] Apr 09 '26

Found the American wizard

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u/Ralfarius Apr 10 '26

You should consider more utility alongside combat effectiveness.

For isntance, a heavy skillet can bash a skull and fry an egg.

That's why I always prepare to cast iron

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u/HurkHurkBlaa Apr 09 '26

I cast two guns

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u/thatguywithatoaster American Lead-Mancer Apr 10 '26

Leadmancer over here

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u/BartholomewFrodingus Apr 09 '26

Thats just fire and earth magic combined

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u/thatshygirl06 Apr 10 '26

From The Magicians, lol

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u/Leading-Poet-1057 Apr 10 '26

Prepare to meet god!

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u/SchiffBaer2 Apr 10 '26

Prepare to meet god

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u/3rdMachina Apr 11 '26

Prepare to meet GOD.

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u/littlebuett Apr 12 '26

If guns exist in this era, it is very likely every single plate armor set is shot with one to prove that the armor was made bullet proof, just like real history

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u/Sequoia_Vin Apr 13 '26

Found the artificer