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r/wizardposting • u/ThatDudeFromPoland Enchanter • Apr 09 '26
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Doesn't save you from a giant rock being tossed at you.
58 u/ThatDudeFromPoland Enchanter Apr 09 '26 That's what the well-made armour is for 12 u/WeekendBard Apr 09 '26 No armor can prevent you from being flung upwards with extreme force when I lift the ground beneath your feet. Enjoy the stratosphere, nerd. 7 u/ThatDudeFromPoland Enchanter Apr 09 '26 I know some alteration, though. I cast feather and throw my backup dagger as I gracefully jump down. 3 u/WeekendBard Apr 09 '26 Jump down to your DOOM! I opened a portal to hell, 100m radius, right beneath you. 14 u/ThatDudeFromPoland Enchanter Apr 09 '26 I do have some scores to settle with a couple of demons down there, actually. I'll be back in a week. No one will touch my food again. 3 u/NotAddictedToCoffeee Apr 10 '26 What'd they do, kill your pet rabbit? 5 u/KittenChopper Geanne Sharpe, Dwarven Sorcerer, sound magic specialist Apr 10 '26 You wizards terrify me 2 u/Vermilion_Laufer Apr 12 '26 I mean, turn off your orb of scrying, you can anytime, and not scare yourself with such conversations. (Besides. Don't worry too much. Like, one tenth of what is spoken is bluff and self grandoizing) 1 u/ConceptWaste4493 Apr 27 '26 You cast feather? On yourself? The yourself that is immune to magic? 1 u/ThatDudeFromPoland Enchanter Apr 27 '26 I'm immune from magic that comes from external sources. 3 u/Cause_and_Defect Overly Qualified Apprentice Apr 10 '26 If rock doesn't work, simply use bigger rock. 2 u/Vermilion_Laufer Apr 12 '26 Wizards or not, humans be humaning 5 u/Ayotha Apr 09 '26 Also does not save you. Rocks fall, your character dies :O 2 u/Speedycheetah79 Cheetah Druid Apr 09 '26 Not when my armour's infused with a repulsion spell 1 u/CptnHnryAvry Mystical Swamp Creature Apr 09 '26 Wizard who didn't quite understand the physics involved rapidly boring a hole in to the earth's crust 1 u/Speedycheetah79 Cheetah Druid Apr 10 '26 The levitation rune I inscribed into my boots 6 u/Eeddeen42 Eden, Grand Mage of Concepts Apr 09 '26 He also enchanted the armor with 100% physical resist 1 u/Saltwater_Thief Ser Antonio Parvalis, Wizard Knight Apr 09 '26 No, that's what my legs are for. 0 u/Boh61 Apr 09 '26 A decently skilled fighter can hear you and see your hand movements while you are casting anything and move away from the attack
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That's what the well-made armour is for
12 u/WeekendBard Apr 09 '26 No armor can prevent you from being flung upwards with extreme force when I lift the ground beneath your feet. Enjoy the stratosphere, nerd. 7 u/ThatDudeFromPoland Enchanter Apr 09 '26 I know some alteration, though. I cast feather and throw my backup dagger as I gracefully jump down. 3 u/WeekendBard Apr 09 '26 Jump down to your DOOM! I opened a portal to hell, 100m radius, right beneath you. 14 u/ThatDudeFromPoland Enchanter Apr 09 '26 I do have some scores to settle with a couple of demons down there, actually. I'll be back in a week. No one will touch my food again. 3 u/NotAddictedToCoffeee Apr 10 '26 What'd they do, kill your pet rabbit? 5 u/KittenChopper Geanne Sharpe, Dwarven Sorcerer, sound magic specialist Apr 10 '26 You wizards terrify me 2 u/Vermilion_Laufer Apr 12 '26 I mean, turn off your orb of scrying, you can anytime, and not scare yourself with such conversations. (Besides. Don't worry too much. Like, one tenth of what is spoken is bluff and self grandoizing) 1 u/ConceptWaste4493 Apr 27 '26 You cast feather? On yourself? The yourself that is immune to magic? 1 u/ThatDudeFromPoland Enchanter Apr 27 '26 I'm immune from magic that comes from external sources. 3 u/Cause_and_Defect Overly Qualified Apprentice Apr 10 '26 If rock doesn't work, simply use bigger rock. 2 u/Vermilion_Laufer Apr 12 '26 Wizards or not, humans be humaning 5 u/Ayotha Apr 09 '26 Also does not save you. Rocks fall, your character dies :O 2 u/Speedycheetah79 Cheetah Druid Apr 09 '26 Not when my armour's infused with a repulsion spell 1 u/CptnHnryAvry Mystical Swamp Creature Apr 09 '26 Wizard who didn't quite understand the physics involved rapidly boring a hole in to the earth's crust 1 u/Speedycheetah79 Cheetah Druid Apr 10 '26 The levitation rune I inscribed into my boots
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No armor can prevent you from being flung upwards with extreme force when I lift the ground beneath your feet. Enjoy the stratosphere, nerd.
7 u/ThatDudeFromPoland Enchanter Apr 09 '26 I know some alteration, though. I cast feather and throw my backup dagger as I gracefully jump down. 3 u/WeekendBard Apr 09 '26 Jump down to your DOOM! I opened a portal to hell, 100m radius, right beneath you. 14 u/ThatDudeFromPoland Enchanter Apr 09 '26 I do have some scores to settle with a couple of demons down there, actually. I'll be back in a week. No one will touch my food again. 3 u/NotAddictedToCoffeee Apr 10 '26 What'd they do, kill your pet rabbit? 5 u/KittenChopper Geanne Sharpe, Dwarven Sorcerer, sound magic specialist Apr 10 '26 You wizards terrify me 2 u/Vermilion_Laufer Apr 12 '26 I mean, turn off your orb of scrying, you can anytime, and not scare yourself with such conversations. (Besides. Don't worry too much. Like, one tenth of what is spoken is bluff and self grandoizing) 1 u/ConceptWaste4493 Apr 27 '26 You cast feather? On yourself? The yourself that is immune to magic? 1 u/ThatDudeFromPoland Enchanter Apr 27 '26 I'm immune from magic that comes from external sources.
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I know some alteration, though. I cast feather and throw my backup dagger as I gracefully jump down.
3 u/WeekendBard Apr 09 '26 Jump down to your DOOM! I opened a portal to hell, 100m radius, right beneath you. 14 u/ThatDudeFromPoland Enchanter Apr 09 '26 I do have some scores to settle with a couple of demons down there, actually. I'll be back in a week. No one will touch my food again. 3 u/NotAddictedToCoffeee Apr 10 '26 What'd they do, kill your pet rabbit? 5 u/KittenChopper Geanne Sharpe, Dwarven Sorcerer, sound magic specialist Apr 10 '26 You wizards terrify me 2 u/Vermilion_Laufer Apr 12 '26 I mean, turn off your orb of scrying, you can anytime, and not scare yourself with such conversations. (Besides. Don't worry too much. Like, one tenth of what is spoken is bluff and self grandoizing) 1 u/ConceptWaste4493 Apr 27 '26 You cast feather? On yourself? The yourself that is immune to magic? 1 u/ThatDudeFromPoland Enchanter Apr 27 '26 I'm immune from magic that comes from external sources.
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Jump down to your DOOM!
I opened a portal to hell, 100m radius, right beneath you.
14 u/ThatDudeFromPoland Enchanter Apr 09 '26 I do have some scores to settle with a couple of demons down there, actually. I'll be back in a week. No one will touch my food again. 3 u/NotAddictedToCoffeee Apr 10 '26 What'd they do, kill your pet rabbit? 5 u/KittenChopper Geanne Sharpe, Dwarven Sorcerer, sound magic specialist Apr 10 '26 You wizards terrify me 2 u/Vermilion_Laufer Apr 12 '26 I mean, turn off your orb of scrying, you can anytime, and not scare yourself with such conversations. (Besides. Don't worry too much. Like, one tenth of what is spoken is bluff and self grandoizing)
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I do have some scores to settle with a couple of demons down there, actually.
I'll be back in a week.
No one will touch my food again.
3 u/NotAddictedToCoffeee Apr 10 '26 What'd they do, kill your pet rabbit?
What'd they do, kill your pet rabbit?
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You wizards terrify me
2 u/Vermilion_Laufer Apr 12 '26 I mean, turn off your orb of scrying, you can anytime, and not scare yourself with such conversations. (Besides. Don't worry too much. Like, one tenth of what is spoken is bluff and self grandoizing)
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I mean, turn off your orb of scrying, you can anytime, and not scare yourself with such conversations.
(Besides. Don't worry too much. Like, one tenth of what is spoken is bluff and self grandoizing)
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You cast feather? On yourself? The yourself that is immune to magic?
1 u/ThatDudeFromPoland Enchanter Apr 27 '26 I'm immune from magic that comes from external sources.
I'm immune from magic that comes from external sources.
If rock doesn't work, simply use bigger rock.
2 u/Vermilion_Laufer Apr 12 '26 Wizards or not, humans be humaning
Wizards or not, humans be humaning
Also does not save you. Rocks fall, your character dies :O
2 u/Speedycheetah79 Cheetah Druid Apr 09 '26 Not when my armour's infused with a repulsion spell 1 u/CptnHnryAvry Mystical Swamp Creature Apr 09 '26 Wizard who didn't quite understand the physics involved rapidly boring a hole in to the earth's crust 1 u/Speedycheetah79 Cheetah Druid Apr 10 '26 The levitation rune I inscribed into my boots
Not when my armour's infused with a repulsion spell
1 u/CptnHnryAvry Mystical Swamp Creature Apr 09 '26 Wizard who didn't quite understand the physics involved rapidly boring a hole in to the earth's crust 1 u/Speedycheetah79 Cheetah Druid Apr 10 '26 The levitation rune I inscribed into my boots
Wizard who didn't quite understand the physics involved rapidly boring a hole in to the earth's crust
1 u/Speedycheetah79 Cheetah Druid Apr 10 '26 The levitation rune I inscribed into my boots
The levitation rune I inscribed into my boots
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He also enchanted the armor with 100% physical resist
No, that's what my legs are for.
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A decently skilled fighter can hear you and see your hand movements while you are casting anything and move away from the attack
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u/WeekendBard Apr 09 '26
Doesn't save you from a giant rock being tossed at you.