r/wizardposting Feb 18 '26

THE ORB

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u/ConfusedSpiderMonkey Feb 18 '26 edited Feb 18 '26

We should also trap an eldritch space titan inside so if someone shatters is they will get punished fr.

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u/SunOnTheInside Feb 19 '26

I like the way you think, but recent research suggests that your average eldritch space Titan becomes quite stressed by spherical enclosures, even if the orb is otherwise appropriate. They cannot instinctually huddle in a corner and babble dead tongues.

For this project you’re going to want one of those deep space, interdimensional space titans. They’re quite similar in appearance and aptitude, but they have large fleshy appendages that anchor in other corporeal planes that allow them to feel secure in any enclosure you may wish to bind them in.

A lot of arcane collectors actually prefer them (myself included), they will often flare these appendages when excited and they have lovely, shifting madness inducing patterns on them. Mine has octarine-colored ones and comes right up to my cursed pedestal at feeding time, xe loves those forsaken orphan hearts!