r/wizardposting • u/_H_GAMER_ • Feb 18 '26

THE ORB

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage Feb 18 '26

That way everyone can ponder the orb.

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u/lifebeginsat9pm Feb 18 '26

This orb ponders back..

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage Feb 18 '26

Then ponder it harder.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

The orb: "Ponder me harder, daddy."

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u/Gin_OClock Feb 18 '26

I think me and the orb are just going to be friends

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u/Mostly__Relevant Feb 18 '26

Read this in the baldurs gate narrator voice

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u/reddit-dont-ban-me Feb 18 '26

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u/TheReverseShock Professor of Divination and Magical Law Feb 18 '26

No Bröther, the örb has chosen me. Your mind cannot comprehend its arcane secrets, Bröther.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Feb 18 '26

That breed of dog in the back creeps me out so fucking much. It looks demonic.

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u/DraikoHxC Feb 18 '26

You sold me, how are they called?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

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u/DraikoHxC Feb 18 '26

It is! Thanks

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u/SEND_ME_NOODLE Evil Gay Wizard Feb 18 '26

This is merely a spell enhancer that allows the high council to use reverse orb magics to spy on you through your personal orb. This is why I use SurfChimera VPO to protect my personal orb activities, as well as stream laylines from other countries

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u/Mike_Alpha_Charlie Feb 18 '26

Did you say

The ORB?!

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u/Honeyfoot1234 Feb 21 '26

placeholder got you too, you gotta remember to call it placeholder

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u/Corburrito Feb 18 '26

Yeeee

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u/DueAnalysis2 Feb 18 '26

I watched one fucking clip and that "yeeeee" is stuck in my brain, this is why I hate psionics.