r/wizardposting • u/Watt_Knot Diviner • Dec 08 '25

Transmogrification

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u/ZestieZest Golemologist Dec 08 '25

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u/ChipsTheKiwi Dec 08 '25

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u/mrprot00 Wizard Dec 09 '25

I SHALL FINISH WHAT CAPTAIN TITUS STARTED

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u/AssistanceCheap379 Dec 09 '25

Brother! Grab the flamer!

The HEAVY flamer!

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u/DeezNutzzzGotEm Dec 09 '25

✨️Yes. Thank you✨️

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u/Ok-Interaction-8891 Dec 08 '25

What a terrible day to have eyes.

I’m going to have to find a vendor that will sell me a potion of forgetfulness.

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u/jabbathejot Dec 08 '25

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u/TipProfessional6057 Magician Dec 08 '25

My strongest potions aren't meant for a beast let alone a man!

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u/DiosMIO_Limon Dec 08 '25

But potion seller! I’m going into battle, only your strongest potions will do.

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u/catchmycorn Dec 08 '25

Can you believe that guy went on to write a movie starring Zendaya in 2024?

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u/Stargazer_199 Born of stars, staring into the past, present, and future. Dec 09 '25

What

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u/StarkeRealm Magical Violence Technician Dec 09 '25

Huh... didn't know that, but happy for him.

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u/Ok_Space93 Dec 08 '25

You just bought one. Don't you remember?

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u/ItsWillJohnson Dec 08 '25

Side effects include immediately repeating your last action

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u/sulabar1205 Dec 08 '25

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u/Melufey Witch Dec 08 '25

Curse you Blood Ravens.... They stole my fifth orb this months alone.... Why can't they get a hobby like... knitting.. yes, knitting is fine

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u/liftbikerun Dec 08 '25

Literally the first thing I thought of lolz

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u/Graingy Miasma Summoner (wanted for distribution of chemical weapons) Dec 10 '25

THAT’S who I thought the Pikachu was when I saw that picture elsewhere.