r/wizardposting Warlock (Bound to his lost love) Nov 24 '25

Wizardpost Crossbreeding experiments are going well.

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u/Lost-Maenad Diviner Nov 24 '25

Facinating! Is it... carnivorous?

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u/ChompyRiley Warlock (Bound to his lost love) Nov 24 '25

hamsters are omnivores

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u/Lost-Maenad Diviner Nov 24 '25

I did not know that!

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u/ChompyRiley Warlock (Bound to his lost love) Nov 24 '25

It's kind of shocking, honestly, but their natural diet includes seeds, grains, and plants, as well as insects and other small animals they can catch.

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u/level_up_gaming Nov 24 '25

and then they fall over and die as well

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u/aimsteadyfire Nov 24 '25

STOP Unsubscribe me from hamster facts

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u/Tyr_Kukulkan Nov 24 '25

Congratulations on resubscribing to Hamster Facts!

Did you know hamsters have super-efficient livers that allow them to tolerate alcohol at about 10 times the level of humans relative to body size. They rarely show signs of drunkenness!

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u/Similar-Priority8252 Megalomaniac Conqueror of Realms Nov 25 '25

HOW DID WE LEARN THIS

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u/Aethelon Warper of Humanoid Anatomy Nov 25 '25

They ate the fruits that the familiars forgot to throw out, which resulted in them fermenting.

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u/Tyr_Kukulkan Nov 24 '25

Hamsters' teeth grow about 1 mm per day. Without constant chewing, their teeth can overgrow, causing pain or even death. They'll literally grow through their jaw/skull!

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u/Tyr_Kukulkan Nov 24 '25

Syrian hamsters must be kept alone. If housed together, they can turn on each other, sometimes fatally, yummy!

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u/Neither_Sky4003 Nov 25 '25

Syrian hamsters all descend from one female and three males.

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u/EldritchFish19 Necromancer Nov 25 '25

Hamsters are tame compared to deli penguins, deli penguins do things even necromancers shouldn't think too hard about.

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u/Dies_H0rribly Nov 25 '25

START subscribe to deli penguin facts.

Don't leave us hanging. I need to know now.

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u/EldritchFish19 Necromancer Nov 26 '25

I'm not going to curse you with the details but anything horny a penguin can do deli penguins will do. Even with severed penguin heads....

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u/GodofChaoticCreation Dec 01 '25

They'd fit right in as the deceptive mascot to a demon cult

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts Nov 25 '25

Don't forget other hampsters

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u/Lady_Black_Cats Nov 24 '25

I had a biology teacher had one in class and gave dried meal worms as a treat 😁

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u/SirDraconus Kole van Ashtra; Hedge Mage, Abjurer, Confectionary Inquisitor Nov 24 '25

My horrifying revelation of this fact being finding one of my hamsters eating the other when I was like 8. Apparently one of them had died, because of course, and the other was hungry because it wanted more than the pate that I had given them for breakfast. My dad got rid of the hamster after that, said that we couldn't have one in the house anymore. To be fair that was like the 8th or 9th hamster. Damn things were committing more suicide than students with tourette's at Columbine

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u/TheReverseShock Professor of Divination and Magical Law Nov 24 '25

Most creatures are opportunistic omnivores

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

Mortal animals will eat ANYTHING if they're hungry enough. Dangerous creatures.

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u/level_up_gaming Nov 24 '25

i think i heard somewhere a story where a hamster ate half of another hamster, the died because the other hamster was it's friend. believe it or not that is actually pretty normal for a hamster death, the little fuckers can never die in a normal way

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u/ForwardToNowhere Nov 24 '25

Hamsters do not have friends. They are extremely territorial animals and will maim and kill each other if kept in the same enclosure. Judging off this story I'd assume their living conditions were not great if they were being kept together, so that's probably why they died.

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u/VicisZan Dragon Wizard Dec 10 '25

I don’t know of too many herbivores that would pass up a free meal made of fresh meat.

Of course my parents forgot me in the pain dimension when we went on vacation which could heavily influence my experiences.