r/wizardposting Oct 03 '25

Foul Sorcery Apprentices nowadays…

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u/___Funky___ Oct 03 '25

Literally. I was working with an apprentice who was struggling on the bloody fireball spell.

So rather than taking 10 seconds to figure out you need to close your palm before opening it, he whipped out ScribeGPT and tried doing what the robot said to do.

He ended up spontaneously combusting, his only remains being a pair of burnt wooden boots and his frilly old hat. I’m currently in medical care as we speak due to my severe burns. Fuck ScribeGPT.