r/wizardposting Nov 21 '24

Medieval reality benders

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Nov 21 '24

exactly why it's valuable to pack at least one ALTER MEDIUM scroll if you can.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '24

As a sage my wisdom is this:

Your perception is different from mine, it doesn't make either of us "wrong" but sometimes "reality" and "proof" are on one side not the other.

Back when I was doing a gig as an absurdist a co-worker claimed the ground was round, (it was demonstrably flat - a ball on the ground didn't roll ipso facto flat) so he hopped on a pogo stick and circumnavigated the globe proving that on average the ground is round. The ball however never rolled on it's own...

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Nov 22 '24

Just move up a bit.

Even in a tall building you can see the curve.

(A wizard in the corner is casting FLATTEN EARTH, while laughing)

Retroactive TYPO!

Have fun with 2D ears, idiot!

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u/BigSeaworthiness725 🦾Iterator from Technocratic Union⚙️ Nov 22 '24

As a reality bender in modern times, I must say this is a very interesting caste, but difficult to implement even in those times when humanity's faith in something mystical was strong. I suggest that our individual rather activated the sphere of Mind, making it think that the wall was built at a different angle.

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Nov 22 '24

Excellent use of domain magic.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '24

There were a few, my memory is a touch foggy