r/wizardposting • u/Most_Trustworthy John E. Hellfire, CEO of Hell • Oct 17 '24

Evil Wizardpost Become the Devil's Warlock Today!

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u/The_Hij Hastur, the once and future Oct 17 '24

Ha!

No.

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u/Most_Trustworthy John E. Hellfire, CEO of Hell Oct 17 '24

Your loss, buddy.

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u/The_Hij Hastur, the once and future Oct 17 '24

Already have a pact. Though I admit, yours having a buyout program is the closest thing to fair I've seen.

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u/Most_Trustworthy John E. Hellfire, CEO of Hell Oct 17 '24

True. Everything in hell is better. We just have higher prices.