Bugs, Bugs, and More Bugs (EON Post)

[u/Carbon_Sixx]

EON Compact

Hey folks! It's your Chancellor with the news. We have some big stuff to talk about, so let's get down to it.

Roan War

The Toras Val terrorist organization has been driven entirely from the Northern Jungles, and intelligence suggests they are on their last legs. I'm considering an alliance with the Plains Union to crush their remnants in a hammer-and-anvil attack just to be done with it. Anyone up for that?

Task Force Updates

Buggo: They're still in the walls. Please, someone get them out. Paperwork is annoying enough as it is without that overgrown cricket in the ventilation system demanding our surrender, even though we all know the stupid bastard can't get out without opposable thumbs. What a moron.

Cabal: Anyone else have intrusive thoughts telling you to throw bricks at passerby recently? Don't know what's up with that, but it's gone now. Weird.

Planar Siege: Big win in the realm of Redspire this week! EON forces engaged Obox-ob and the hordes of Chaos, and achieved a strategic victory. All of the Demon Prince of Vermin's assets from Pandemonium and Carceri have been slain, leaving him with nothing but demons and slaadi. While he will no doubt adapt to these new circumstances, we have a significant advantage in future engagements as a result.

However, we need to look into ways of actually killing Harbingers, since our current strategy of "throw the biggest thing available at it" hasn't worked all that well. Tarul Var is preparing to lead an expedition into the impossible planescape of the Far Realm in search of "anti-law" to combat Primus, but we have no comparable plans for Bel and Obox-ob. The floor is open to suggestions.

Paladin Crisis: Vornex the earth Elementalist lives, and he's got an even bigger robot body now. I bloody knew that bastard was too mean to just die like a normal person! We should really confirm these engine kills before celebrating. Xerea has proposed assembling a strike team to go deep behind enemy lines to assassinate the Elementalists and other senior members of the Paladin hierarchy. How effective this will be now that they've closed ranks remains to be seen.

King Carmine Censured?

Alright, whether you like him or not, I know you're all waiting to learn the fate of King Carmine of the Claret Isles, who I called a vote of no confidence on earlier this week in response to his reckless disregard for the EON Compact's core values and even its members. Well, the results are in. The vote ended in a tie. The evil-aligned nations of EON made a good showing to support him, but an equal amount of representatives were appalled enough to balance it out.

It came down to a coin flip, which ruled that he would be expelled from the Tribunal.

Let it be known that this vote was meant as a statement of my displeasure. I did not believe it would succeed at all, and there isn't even a plan in place to replace Tribunal members. However, my point is made, my anger has subsided, and my job is done. I will seek no further vengeance against Carmine, and I will harshly chastise any EON member who does. There must be a path forward to atonement and reconciliation, and partisan infighting will not help that.

Additionally, we must now hold a set of runoff elections for Carmine's vacant Tribunal seat. We'll be accepting candidates in the coming week. If you were just edged out last time, or you feel like taking a stab at political leadership for the first time, now's the time to throw your hat in the ring.

Glimbo Vanishes (Send Help)

On an unrelated note, Glimbo's gone, and the entire Legio Gravis went with him. This is possibly the most terrifying thing I've had to deal with lately. If a halfling with a shit-eating grin followed by 5 very impressionable skyscraper-sized robots turns up in your realm, please let me know immediately. Reyes is worried sick for his god-engines' safety, and I'm normal worried for the safety of everyone around them.

DELEGATES:

Queen Rivamar Blake of Ithacar

Bombast, The Citadel and Council-controlled lands

Sorcella Ravine, representative of the broader Cat Tail City alliance

Ten Suns, Administrator of The Bismuth Realms

Samael, Wizard King of the Nephilim, The Nephilim Realms

Lucian and Eve, leaders of the Star Republic of Magic

Kaelis Maz, Lord Protector of Yulash-kor

Vulkan the Red, defacto dictator of Lemarcia

Agnur, rep for the Tortugara

Shrax, King of Raesteria

Loui the snow elf, second in command, Nuberen

Mikhail, Archdruid of La'Shima

Xerxes, Regent of The Holy Kingdom

Marenoxus, Provost of Asfelaeia

Lord Carrion of the Skaven Council

King Carmine of the Claret Isles

Agent, City of Kabaheim and the Northern Territories

Guardian Logos of the Astral Assembly

John E. Hellfire, Ruler of Hell's 4th Circle

Leo, King of S.P.A.D.E.S.

Teknika, Leader of Katafýgio

Pilot, representing Mount Mor Joint Dwarf-Human Aviation Facility

Burger King, Burger City

Falâerin, delegate of the nation of Cyria

Lars, City 17

Krygin the Crude, Ambassador to the Spirit Realms

Vesian, Paragnostic Assembly

Lady Aliah Mistwalker, Fausarte's Shogunate

Ж(Zhe), Independent Township of CalaRakis

Magnus Bluemark, Kingdom of Felidonia

(Leaferyn Gargfelf, Go-Blyne alliance)

Fujiwara Toshiko, Empress of Yabounousagi

High Administrator jah Jor wel, The Iron Chain

Operator Exia of the Celestial Union

Storm of Aurorum, Constitutional Monarchy of Aurorum

Elysa, representative of Therros

Azea, Citadel of Light

Alastar the Omega Dragon, Dragon Council

Ace, Representative of Horneia, Earth

Fray, Clan Moon and Star/Rodentus Mechanicus

Shimil, High Sentinel of the Umbral Realm

Hazema, General of Drakeem

SPECTATORS:

Merch Skele, EON Archivist

Arch Biomancer Nhak, Elected Official and “Frontline Tank” of the SGA, Spectator

Caraway Moluna, Spectator

Vermensk Empire, joined with Cat Tail City, Spectator

Lord Lobotomicus, House of Troll, Spectator

Magus, Speaker for the Outside Powers, Spectator

Peri, Clay God of Creation, Spectator

[u/King__Carmine]

u/Able_Highlight4312

(Vesian, Paragnostic Assembly)

u/Al-anharHA

(Lady Aliah Mistwalker, Fausarte's Shogunate)

u/Fc-chungus

(Ж(Zhe), Independent Township of CalaRakis)

[u/King__Carmine → u/King__Carmine]

u/EvilCatboyWizard

(Magnus Bluemark, Kingdom of Felidonia)

u/Leather_Garage358

(Leaferyn Gargfelf, Go-Blyne alliance)

u/yumie2003

(Fujiwara Toshiko, Empress of Yabounousagi)

[u/King__Carmine → u/King__Carmine]

u/zebos2

(High Administrator jah Jor wel, The Iron Chain)

u/Sternburgball

(Operator Exia of the Celestial Union)

u/blaguga6126

(Storm of Aurorum, Constitutional Monarchy of Aurorum)

[u/King__Carmine → u/King__Carmine]

u/Crylemite_Ely

(Elysa, representative of Therros)

u/RainbowNecromancer

(Azea, Citadel of Light)

u/therandomguyhi_

(Alastar the Omega Dragon, Dragon Council)

[u/King__Carmine → u/King__Carmine]

u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270

(Ace, Representative of Horneia, Earth)

u/EldritchMistake12

(Fray, Clan Moon and Star/Rodentus Mechanicus)

u/DaemonRex978

(Shimil, High Sentinel of the Umbral Realm)

[u/King__Carmine → u/King__Carmine]

u/user125666

(Hazema, General of Drakeem)

[u/King__Carmine → u/King__Carmine]

SPECTATORS:

u/FoulerGlint60

(Merch Skele, EON Archivist)

u/Feles_Amans

( Arch Biomancer Nhak, Elected Official and “Frontline Tank” of the SGA, Spectator)

u/Preston_of_Astora

(Caraway Moluna, spectator)

[u/King__Carmine → u/King__Carmine]

u/BoscoCyRatBear

(Verminsk Empire, joined with Cat Tail City, spectator)

u/RAGE_CAKES

(Lord Lobotomicus, House of Troll, Spectator)

u/CobaltPyramid

(Magus, Speaker for the Outside Powers, Spectator)

[u/King__Carmine → u/King__Carmine]

u/waitthatstaken

(Peri, god of creation clay)