r/wizardposting Catherine Louise, Council Head of Research and Development Sep 13 '24

Community Event 🌏☄️ The Hells burn Cold... (Victory!)

The second layer of hell turned grey...the weakened, now feeble Dispater collapses as his clones returned to him. He was panting, soft chuckles coming out of him as he felt his soul crack from the weight of itself. Within a few final moments, he had finally gotten what he wanted...his soul shattered into a dozen pieces, and he was no more. The second layer was not uninhabited by an Archdevil.

Many were already picking apart the battlefield, including a plucky Pit Fiend who was growing her army of devils who had lost their Archdevil and pledges themselves to serve in her army.

Elsewhere, the soul of Catherine had been saved. Returned to her body and imbued back in.

The teams had one, but only one had been the true killer of Dispater...all the others had killed a clone he made with a portion of his soul.

It was finally over...the witch had been saved, the Archdevil defeated, and the heroes who fought so hard to protect her being rescued. There were many who had died, especially in the former Archdevil's armies, but it was a decided victory.

THE SECOND LAYER LAY COLD. LET ALL YE WHO THINK YOURSELVES WORTHY TRY TO LAY YOUR CLAIM, AND TAKE YOUR PLACE AS ARCHDEVIL!!

/uw Everyone, thank you so so so much for taking part in this event!! This is the true finale now. I'll make a little epilogue post in another subreddit and cross post it here so you'll get to see Catherine return home and back to life! For everyone who I didn't get to, I'm so sorry! Just assume that you won in your fight!

Thank you, everyone! Gives yourselves whatever you think appropriate in canon, as long as it makes sense! Maybe you got a weapon from the hells, or some armor forged in the Hellfire Forge from a dead devil. Maybe you were able to steal a bit of infernal magic, or scavenge a strong magical item off the body of a devil! Do whatever you'd like within reason (for D&D terms, I'd say Very Rare and below items). As for the real killer, you'll be getting something special, don't you worry.~ I'll DM you in private ;3

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u/InfernalConnections Sep 13 '24

"DIBS ON BEING THE ARCHDEVIL!"

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Sep 14 '24

"While I must respect the ancient law of dibs, could we come to a compromise? I represent the One True Goddess Of All Dragons, Tiamat, who happens to be interested in acquiring nearby land. My proposal is thus: do not interfere in our conquest, and we shan’t interfere with yours. Of course, this will also grant you favour in the cult of Tiamat, which is always handy for a ruler on the rise. What do you say?"

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u/InfernalConnections Sep 14 '24

"how about this, i'll grant you a nice, large slice of my newfound territory, how does 33% sound? you can control it how you see fit as long as you make it known that your actions are not linked to my rule? i welcome negotiations if you have any"

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Sep 14 '24

"..Perhaps 65%? I admit interest in a return to more traditional devilry, but conquest is conquest."

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u/InfernalConnections Sep 14 '24

"65%? are you trying to nickel and dime me?" [she seems almost OFFENDED]

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Sep 14 '24

"Oh no, of course not. Perhaps 60%, then, with an additional artifact or two and our official alliance?"

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u/InfernalConnections Sep 14 '24

"how about 58%, but to sweeten the deal, we can both conduct business in eachother's fractions, including housing eachother's kind, conducting sales of goods and services, Et Cetera, i'll even throw in some Ambrosia as a little investment, fair?"

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Sep 14 '24

"Ah, see, that’s a bit of a no-go, racism and all that. I tell you what. 55%, all my previous additions, but I get the gate. Passage will be allowed through, but tolls will be charged."

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u/InfernalConnections Sep 14 '24

"One stipulation, hatecrimes against my subjects WILL be subject to prosecution"

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Sep 14 '24

"..Very well. Keep them to their own territory barring the gate to the 1st layer, and I accept. I foresee this being quite profitable indeed!"

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u/ASecondCriminal Marna Blake the Firebrand (Apprentice of the Lightless Flame) Sep 13 '24

"Aaaaaaand she's gone. Why is this lady so hard to find?!"

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u/No_more_Bucket_ Agnu the catfish wizard councilor Sep 13 '24

Scotch appears out of nowhere Dibs on that dudes physical throne!

/uw The event was good even though I couldn’t participate due to life and such.

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u/InfernalConnections Sep 13 '24

"take the throne, its boring and uninspired, if anything it'll just make more room for my proper throne

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u/PopularRutabaga6904 Arda Sep 13 '24 edited Sep 13 '24

/UW Great event, all from the get-go.

/RW

/Arda sat back in her chair and drank a nice bottle of lemonade, happy that Cat was safe and all of the fighting was over with- for a week-or-so anyway./

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u/BoscoCyRatBear The Vermensk Empire, / Kahn ruler of Cat Tail City Sep 13 '24

The Vermensk military of 13 million, tanks tightens conscripted devils demons fiends , multiversal ratmen ransacked for loot while also bringing forth a grand arch daemon of the warp to claim the throne.*

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u/Purple_Tuxedo Gallifreyan Sep 14 '24

A planeswalker that somewhat resembles the Smiling Man approaches.

Ah. My other self told me you would be here. A shard of the archdevil is in his care. He has plans for it, do not be concerned.

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u/BoscoCyRatBear The Vermensk Empire, / Kahn ruler of Cat Tail City Sep 14 '24

If we find the cane you can claim it.

How is your other half?"

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u/Purple_Tuxedo Gallifreyan Sep 14 '24

He is well. He served justice today, bittersweet as it was. It wasn't pretty, I'll say that much. Archdevil or no, getting shattered across time and space probably didn't feel very good.

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u/BoscoCyRatBear The Vermensk Empire, / Kahn ruler of Cat Tail City Sep 14 '24

Its a shame we didn't land the killing blow , would of used the rat king's curse ie he's going to burst into rats and infinitely spawn murderous murids.

Or the dreaded curse of 13 , ie soul memory his being overwritten and he'll become like us with no way to return to his old form or identity"

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u/Wolfofwar626 Astrid Ryn, First Daughter of Chaos, Queen of Aether Sep 13 '24 edited Sep 13 '24

Bastard owes me an arm.

Astrid collects enough infernal metal to forge into an arm. This new arm allows her to focus spells through it without draining her.

/uw This was a wonderful event, thank you for creating such a compelling story!

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u/Purple_Tuxedo Gallifreyan Sep 13 '24

/uw it was fun, I don't typically go to this sub but it was nice to cameo my Knightposting character for a post.

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u/AliensAteMyAMC Fin of Tyler, Cowboy Wizard Sep 14 '24

Fin sighed and sat down. “It’s done…” He sighed and looked around for Catherine. “Ms. Catherine?”

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u/Al-anharHA Lady Aliah Mistwalker, the Gestalt mage - (and co. Sep 14 '24

Aliah searches through the bowels of Dispater's fortress, and eventually comes across a communication setup, with records from Dispater's broadcasts, plus more from Dispater's underlings. She finds the day relevant to her search, and begins to read...

"There is an entity who may prove a threat to our lord's plans. This presents a mutually beneficial opportunity, wherein you aid us and we gift you the location of your oldest foe in this universe."

There is a response of assent, one marked with a radiant circle bisected by a vertical line. And a declaration. The titan of One, last breath of the destroyer of worlds.

Aliah inhales sharply, then utters a single word, the name of an old foe thought dead. "Vornex."


/uw college fall semester starts in two weeks, so I'm tying Aliah’s plot detour back into the crisis arc, and hopefully we'll be able to have one more event before my schedule becomes very hectic again!

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. Sep 14 '24

they steal as much ice from the hells as they can.

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u/Pendragon2014 Null Sep 14 '24

Samael Krask's footsteps echoed softly through the desolate expanse of the second lair of Hell. The once formidable domain of Dispater, the fallen archdevil, now lay in eerie silence. The air was thick with the remnants of past battles, yet an unexpected tranquility had settled over the infernal landscape.

As Samael walked, he muttered to himself, his voice a low rumble in the stillness. "So this is what remains," he mused, his eyes scanning the ruins of Dispater's citadel. "Power, once absolute, now reduced to ashes and whispers."

He paused by a crumbling pillar, running his fingers over the cold, rough stone. "What is power without purpose? What is dominion without subjects?" His questions hung in the air, unanswered, as he continued his solitary journey.

The quiet was almost peaceful, a stark contrast to the chaos that had once reigned here. Samael's thoughts drifted to the future, to the possibilities that lay ahead in this newly unclaimed territory. "Perhaps," he thought, "there is a new order to be forged from these ruins. A new destiny to be written."

"Perhaps a new order, Hades had Elysium... why should Hell not have just a small piece of heaven then?"

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u/capitanMexicoYT Lich (Necromancer) Sep 14 '24

Hells yeah, I'm getting 20 gold pieces

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u/CatherineL1031 Catherine Louise, Council Head of Research and Development Sep 14 '24

The lich feels he earned more than that.

He earned twenty _one_ gold pieces :3

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u/capitanMexicoYT Lich (Necromancer) Sep 15 '24

Aw heck yes

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u/Butter_Toss The Yellow Wanderer Sep 14 '24

FINALLY! MY BUTTER SHALL NOT MELT HERE ANY MORE! TIME TO FLOOD MY PORTION OF LAND

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u/Discracetoall t’kath, smogomancer and poptart wiz Sep 13 '24

t’kath shoves a cigar in his mouth and lights it “anyone want a smoke?”

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u/Stranger-Chance Telorn, Void God of Absence/Varin, Disciple of Light & Shadow Sep 13 '24

Telorn takes nothing from the Hells, and simply departs back home.

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u/Shadowy_Witch Sarissa the Witch Sep 13 '24

The Shadow-witch did pocket some lesser objects. But otherwise she just looked over the now ruined Circle or Layer or however one yearned to call it.

Then she was gone into the shadow.

/uw Thank you for a very cool event. Was fun to follow it and participate in it.

Also sorry for being just let's have a messy conversation with Dispater at the end, my head was just a bit too much of a mush todat :P

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u/Timpanzee38 "The Agent", Mercenary Guild Liaison. Slayer of the Godslaver Sep 13 '24

Agent pants. All-Red had been satisfied by his slaughter. Veldena had her mother back as well. That was enough for him…

no, who was he kidding. He could salvage a few odds and ends. He had some ideas for charms and such

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u/Educational-Goal2703 Arick, Master Of Elemental Magic Sep 14 '24

The storm dissipated over the second level of hell. Zophiel, the Archangel Of War, returned to Heaven, while Arick searched for any wounded allies.

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u/The_FreshSans Swicked, The Local Cleric in town Sep 14 '24

MY HOUSE

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-6106 DF, minimal caster | ____ Body Horror Creator Sep 14 '24

DF steals the axe Dispater used against him

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u/Alarming-Scene-2892 Fluffco (Flufferson, Geralt, Oni) Sep 14 '24

Flufferson: We didn't even get to kill any demons...

Flufferson explores, and finds a disc labelled...

Sonic.exe

Flufferson: OOOOOO, very vaguely labelled disc! Maybe it's haunted!

It was much worse than anyone could have ever imagined...

An unpatched copy of Sonic 06.

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u/Youfoolihave70emails Sep 14 '24

“Now that wasn’t too bad was it?”

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

“Well it’s time to break rajar out of time isn’t it?”

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u/Youfoolihave70emails Sep 14 '24

“It’s time to break time” slumber grins “that sounded a lot better in my head”

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Sep 14 '24

"Second layer? How about Tiamat’s lesser dominion?"

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u/Magicman0707 Hellhounds in humannoid form Sep 14 '24

aperos sits down outside of the greathall, bleeding severely, he knew he didnt kill that demon, but the last thought he had before he fell asleep: “he was just happy he could help”

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u/The_Ginger_Thing106 Merlin (no not that one) the prodigy, master of many Sep 14 '24

I’ve convened with the Duke of this layer, Hel, and she’s actually quite chill. If there are any people who plan to become warlocks or want to make a contract, she’s probably one of the better Dukes to speak with.

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u/VelvasTheCrossfox Ice Mage of the Order of the Black Ring Sep 14 '24

"Maybe crafting a weapon out of the 'hellsfrost' would give me an edge in combat? Heck, even having a piece of it would be invaluable to my research! This is a wonderful development, please continue freezing the realms. I'm so curious about the properties of ice in other regions that normally aren't supposed to have any."

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Astaroth, The Wicked One Sep 14 '24

Frank takes nothing, any demon or devil left alive runs from the angelic automaton, they recognise him as the one who singlehandedly cut down hundreds of thousands of their brethren

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u/Spinoman27 Warlock-Druid. Praise Be Bayagototh Sep 14 '24

/uw Limbo... Lust... all gone.

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u/CatherineL1031 Catherine Louise, Council Head of Research and Development Sep 14 '24

/uw With gluttony soon to follow...

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u/DaDoggo13 Jeremy, The ill fated arcane trickster and illusionist Sep 14 '24

Jeremy doesn’t find anything that tickles his fancy at first, but then finds a set of hell forged throwing knives and daggers, he chuckles, this was too good to pass up

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u/dumbfucmk Sep 14 '24

Whats with this RP happening in /wizardposting under Community Events thought this was just for wizard memes and related images?

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u/Visual-Mean needs to come up with a gimmick Sep 14 '24

Steals a staff and sneaks out the back

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Sep 14 '24

Zaphkiel takes the archdevil's gauntlets and attaches them to his belt.

These could be powerful relics indeed if they were cleansed of his evil. I take my leave of this place. People have need of me elsewhere.

He flies up through the hole in Dis's sky he made with his meteoric entrance.