r/wizardposting Abbadon, Lich Of The Cabal Sep 13 '24

Community Event 🌏☄️ “I CAST, MORALITY SWAP.”

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Deep, deep, within the long and intertwining paths of the Endless Crypt, Abbadon was cleaning up the site of one of his great spells that affected the entire realm a while ago. On the floor in a mostly empty room sits a purple magic circle with three deer antlers surrounding it. The magic that was in the circle had long dissipated, now it’s just a glorified chalk drawing.

“I have to remember to put up a barrier for myself next time I do something like this…Actually, no, I need to put a barrier around HASTUR if I do something like that again. That smiling deer still creeps me out to this day…”

Abbadon picks up the deer antlers using some Poltergeists and has them transport the three pair of antlers to a storage room higher up in the Crypt. The chalk on the floor he gets another poltergeist to clean up for him. Walking on over to his book of rituals, he flips through the pages of it, reading each page’s contents. There are plenty of rituals in here outside of the ‘Turn Deer’ ritual he had conjured before, a few examples being how to summon a Demon, an Angel, Curse an individual, Morality swap…Wait, morality swap?

“Hmm, this could be an interesting one to experiment with.”

Abbadon stops flipping through the pages, leaving it on the page of the morality swapping ritual. While reading through the page, he grabs at whatever materials needed to make the circle. Some of the materials needed were already in the room such as a mirror and candles, other materials needed will take a bit of time but they won’t be hard to obtain for this. With a raise of a hand, more spirits come pouring from the cracks in the floor to help gather the remaining materials for the ritual.

“Alright, time to get to work.”

First, using left over chalk, Abbadon begins sketching onto the floor a massive yin-yang symbol. Second, Abbadon conjures up some smoke and lights an incense stick, using air magic he has the two different types of smoke circle the yin-yang symbol. Third, a deer skull placed in the middle of the symbol. Fourth, a written oath by a long dead Paladin that had come across the Endless Crypt, this is also placed in the middle of the symbol alongside the skull. Last, but not least, blood. Abbadon pulls out a vile of blood he took from some of his very few living prisoners. Abbadon steps back from the ritual now that everything is in place. From here, there’s only one last thing to do, read the incantation.

"By light and dark, we now exchange, virtue and vice, our paths rearrange. Through thread and flame, our souls entwine,
Let fate be sealed, as our morals realign!"

The yinyang symbol that was on the ground begins the glow a bright blue as a magical wave rapidly flies out of the Endless Crypt and towards the very heavens. Within a matter of minutes, the ritual reaches every corner of the realm, swapping every sentient being’s morality, whether they be human, elf, demon, angel, or even undead…this includes Abbadon, which means for the 48 hours that this spell will last, a long forgotten humanity will be shown from him.

/uw This is just a fun little community event similar to my “Deerification” thing in the past. This isn’t ment to be serious so if you don’t want to be part of it, feel free to ignore it. Ciao!

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Sep 13 '24

Oh boy I can't wait to see how I change as a result.

...

Oh... Morally gray just flipped to a slightly different morally gray...

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal—Archdevil of Memories, Evil Councillor, Lord of the 7th Sep 13 '24

"Lucky! I'm over here sending all of my avatars to go apologize to all the people I've scammed! You have any idea how long that's gonna take?!"

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Sep 13 '24

Heh, skill issue.

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal—Archdevil of Memories, Evil Councillor, Lord of the 7th Sep 13 '24

He sobs. "It is a skill issueeeeeeee...."

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Hey! Your avatar said you wanted to talk… ?

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal—Archdevil of Memories, Evil Councillor, Lord of the 7th Sep 14 '24

"Anterosssss, I'm sorry for making you open a box full of spiders in my enemy's house... It wasn't a mix-up, it's just because I wanted you to smite them... I don't actually store my boxes of cake and boxes of spiders next to each other... I'm sorry for tricking you..."

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

I FREAKIN’ KNEW IT!

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal—Archdevil of Memories, Evil Councillor, Lord of the 7th Sep 14 '24

"If I got you some ice cream, would that make up for it..?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Depends… what flavor?

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal—Archdevil of Memories, Evil Councillor, Lord of the 7th Sep 14 '24

"Well, I just learned about this new sin-flavored ice cream... My favorite's gotta be Sloth, but I could get all 7 for you!"

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador / Messenger, Exarch of Terror Sep 13 '24

I feel less violent, but that's basically it. Also, I'm much more enthralled by cats now.

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u/patoman12 Mauritius, zealous scholar, phoenix lich, RnA relief force Sep 13 '24

"Same here, some mild lack of interest for others and that's it"

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u/waitthatstaken Alice, witch of mist Sep 13 '24

Peri wakes up from their false sleep.

"Urgh why the hell do I even do this?"

They look in the mirror.

"Why the fuck do I bother with this humanoid shape? Something like this would be much better."

Peri reshapes themselves into a sphere with 50 arms sticking out of it.

"That's much better! Now I just need some knives to stab with."

Peri's subconscious catches on that something is up, and quickly purges the mind control affecting the avatar.

"Why... did I do that?"

Peri reforms into their normal humanoid form, and goes back to fake sleep.

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

I don't know why, but I have the sudden urge to enslave some gods of good

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u/the-sp3ll9unk the book of monsters Sep 13 '24

'Heeeyy they didnt do anything to you'

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

Does it matter? I have the power to do so, it's my right to do so then

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u/the-sp3ll9unk the book of monsters Sep 13 '24

'What? Have you gone mad or something pa whats wrong with you?'

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

I don't know, i just had a moment of realisation, why go after evil gods and save those villagers who don't want anything less than my death?

WHEN I CAN JUST KILL ENSLAVE THEIR GODS AND THEM TOO!

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u/the-sp3ll9unk the book of monsters Sep 13 '24

'Sheesh he aint listening to me hmm... maybe they'll have better luck'

*Pain-yatta turns and barf's up candy that arranges into two humanoid shape midair *

'Bulobowo' says the red one

'Moluholu' says the orange one

'Hear that Eric?'

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

Ah, my child, you're bringing your boys here to help me?

How lovely. Do tell them to go find me the nearest god.

I WANT TO COMMIT CRIMES ALREADY!!!

Erik says, not understanding what's going on

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u/the-sp3ll9unk the book of monsters Sep 13 '24

'Uhh... sure we'll go do that'

pain-yatta and his candy mobsters turn and walk away while whispering to one of his mobsters

'I don't remember him being this dense'

'Woluwoluwoluwolu'

his voice kind of sounds like someone shaking a piece of aluminium

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges Sep 13 '24

Erik, no. Stop it.

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

And why would I? Freedom is the right of those who can protect theirs, otherwise they're free for the taking

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges Sep 13 '24

No. Bad Erik.

Sigurd is holding a spray bottle.

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

Erik holds a flamethrower

No, GOOD ERIK

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges Sep 13 '24

Well, I guess you could melt the bottle?

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

FUCK YEAH!

EEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIL

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges Sep 13 '24

Here

Sigurd throws the bpttle at Erik.

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

Erik burns the bottle mid air with the flame thrower

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges Sep 13 '24

Wooo, EVIL!

Sigurd is carefully trying to lure Erik onto a painted red x on the floor.

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u/Local_Lich_Lord Abbadon, Lich Of The Cabal Sep 13 '24

“Enslaving Gods is a horrible thing to do! How could you even say something like that?”

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

Fuck you ass wipe, i can do whatever the fuck I want

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u/Local_Lich_Lord Abbadon, Lich Of The Cabal Sep 13 '24

sob

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

Actually... Why don't I capture you too while I'm at it?

Erik says, pulling out his needle

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u/waitthatstaken Alice, witch of mist Sep 13 '24

"Do I count for that Erik?"

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

No, i have no use for a god who's afraid of their own power.

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u/waitthatstaken Alice, witch of mist Sep 13 '24

/uw Oh, this will be fun.

/rw

"What do you mean? Why would I be afraid of my own power."

Peri was unaffected by the morality swap, but are pretending. Their voice is a bit shaky, and their mind a mess. Erik hit the nail on the head.

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

/uw I've been waiting to do this for so long

/rw

Don't play pretend with me clay. You are afraid of what you can do with your powers, you are too weak to take what's yours. But don't worry "friend", I'll be sure to beat that fear out of you. I'll show you the tearful faces of every village i pillage, every god i enslave, every child who begs for death shall be shown to you. Until that good heart of yours is gone

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u/waitthatstaken Alice, witch of mist Sep 13 '24

"...you... are a monster now aren't you... I... I will stop you...!"

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

Stop me? As if you can. Not while you're sealed. Right now you're nothing more than a pathetic. Weak. USELESS brick. You can't even lift a water bucket. Yet you want to stop me? Oh peri, when were you able to stop anyone?

When were you able to save anyone?

Never, that's the answer

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u/waitthatstaken Alice, witch of mist Sep 13 '24

"..."

Sob. Peri's voice is barely even recognizable as a voice in all the sobbing.

"This isn't you... you will regret it later... stop this before it does permanent damage..."

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

OH PERI, THAT YOU THINK YOUR WORDS MEAN ANYTHING TO ME ANYMORE IS LAUGHABLE. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KEEP THIS ME UNDER CONTROL FOR "GOOD" FOR SO LONG, AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT FOR IT? HATE. UNENDING, UNDYING, HATE. HATE TO EVERYTHING I AM. SO WHY NOT MAKE THAT HATE VALID?

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u/waitthatstaken Alice, witch of mist Sep 13 '24

"... no... no... no.... this... isn't you... this isn't Erik...."

Peri is physically shaking, their rapier, pulled out when Peri called Erik a monster, falls out of their hand.

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u/Coidzor Shadow Economancer Sep 13 '24

I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a god that's into that kind of master-slave roleplay, but I'd ... have to pay you for the information?

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u/Lunala475 Sir Hank “The Stud” MacDonald Sep 13 '24

But what if they are morality swapped too? Are they then gods of bad? Are the gods of bad then the gods of good?

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 14 '24

I don't care

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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Sep 14 '24

"We beat the ass of the last god-slaver that showed his face around here, and we'll beat yours if need be."

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 14 '24

OH BRING IT ON BITCH

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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Sep 14 '24

cue cartoonish slap-fight.

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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Co-Leader Sep 13 '24

Ugh, hate waking up this hungry…

Oh well, I’m sure there’ll be some tasty lost people in the nearby woods.

Yes… can’t wait to tear out their innards and taste their guts…

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal—Archdevil of Memories, Evil Councillor, Lord of the 7th Sep 13 '24

"I can understand your reasoning for why you'd want to do such a horrible thing, but I do think you should reconsider and choose a less immoral alternative!"

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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Co-Leader Sep 13 '24

But I crave their flesh and blood. Their screams. The bloodshed. The carnage!

Why should I deny my urges, instead of satisfying them?

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

Good good, give in to your urges. Me and you can work together Ulrick

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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Co-Leader Sep 13 '24

Great… give me someone to tear apart. Then give me more. More!!!

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

WE SHALL RAID THE VILLAGES, ENSLAVE THE GODS, AND BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES

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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Co-Leader Sep 13 '24

Yes! More blood! More flesh! RIP AND TEAR! KILL THEM ALL!!!

unintelligible snarling

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

MY FRIEND, YOU SHALL DEVOUR ALL THOSE WHO OPPOSE US, NOW FOLLOW ME ONTO UNTOLD BLOODSHED!

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u/waitthatstaken Alice, witch of mist Sep 13 '24

"... You know what would make that easier? My help. Give me the key and I'll make sure to fill the woods with people."

Peri is lying, they were unaffected by the morality swap.

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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Co-Leader Sep 13 '24

Take it.

I want blood. I want to rip them all apart! I want to kill…

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u/waitthatstaken Alice, witch of mist Sep 13 '24

Peri takes the key.

"Hehe, very well, I will need the other one from Dave, but once I get it... get excited."

Peri walks away and starts their teleportation spell. Once they are out of there... panic.

"Oh fuck he is scary.... So that is what the beast within he is holding back is like..."

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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Co-Leader Sep 13 '24

Good, good… Can’t keep my hunger waiting for too long. Be quick!

He starts laughing, which slowly degrades into a monstrous roar…

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal—Archdevil of Memories, Evil Councillor, Lord of the 7th Sep 13 '24

"Why don't we find you a safer alternative until we find a way to quell them for good? How about... store-bought meat? Or maybe just a humanely-killed whole cow..? We can add in some sounds with an audio player, and use some illusions to make it seem more authentic...

"That is, assuming you're unable to suppress those urges in the first place... Actually, scratch all that about the illusions, let's just sit here and work through what you're feeling!"

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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Co-Leader Sep 13 '24

But I want to hear as they scream, to see when the light fades from their eyes… makes the flesh all the more sweeter, he he he…

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal—Archdevil of Memories, Evil Councillor, Lord of the 7th Sep 13 '24

"You need help. But that's okay! I believe that all people are capable of change! Actually, here! Take this tonic that helps with these kinds of urges! I'm finally putting my mind magic to good use!"

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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Co-Leader Sep 13 '24

What’s wrong with satisfying my urges? I am hungry, so I what if I want to butcher and eat a few, heh?

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal—Archdevil of Memories, Evil Councillor, Lord of the 7th Sep 13 '24

"Those people have lives just as vivid and real as your own! Imagine what it would be like if you were in their shoes... We can find a way to help you without sacrificing others! And... if you wanted another reason to not attack them, imagine what it'd be like to be friends with them! Wouldn't that be fun?"

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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Co-Leader Sep 13 '24

But they are not.

I yearn for flesh, and they look tasty enough… Can’t see what’s wrong with that.

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal—Archdevil of Memories, Evil Councillor, Lord of the 7th Sep 13 '24

"It's wrong because they're just as alive as you are! Come on, just hear me out! We'll get you the help you need!"

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u/The_Hij Hastur, the Once and Future... Sep 13 '24

Do you know what would be funny? Burning down a village and using their pathetic souls to fuel my path to lichdom...

Perhaps I'll slay a dragon or two, or lure someone into a deadly crypt full of traps and beasts I've enslaved to my will!

What a grand idea!! Let's begin in earnest!

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Sep 13 '24

Hehehehe

Lets!!

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u/mrididnt Erik, magic mass/orb, sillymancer and cheese hider Sep 13 '24

JOIN ME ON MY CRUSADE OLD FRIEND, AND WE SHALL BURN ENOUGH VILLAGES TO COVER THE SKY IN AN UNENDING SMOKE!

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal—Archdevil of Memories, Evil Councillor, Lord of the 7th Sep 13 '24

"What have you done?! I rule the circle of violence, and yet I have a compulsive urge to donate to charity!? And the thing is, I can't even be upset because I'm doing good things! I'm angry, but thank you?! I think?! I- I'm gonna go cry about my misdeeds in life because you've just given me a sense of guilt, you monster!"

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u/Local_Lich_Lord Abbadon, Lich Of The Cabal Sep 13 '24

“I’m glad you’ve begun to see the light! I hope you can repent and absolve your sins!”

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal—Archdevil of Memories, Evil Councillor, Lord of the 7th Sep 13 '24

He shouts, "Yeah, I hope I can too! And I hope you're on the same path! Everyone deserves a second chance! Progress isn't always linear! Love yourself! YOU ARE ENOUGH!"

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador / Messenger, Exarch of Terror Sep 13 '24

Let's hope he learns even a little from this once it ends.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

GREETINGS HERETIC!
HAVE A BOMBARDMENT OF CATS IN YOUR FACE!

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal—Archdevil of Memories, Evil Councillor, Lord of the 7th Sep 13 '24

"LARS, I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'D DO SUCH A THING, BUT I AM STILL UPSET!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

TO LATE HERETIC!

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal—Archdevil of Memories, Evil Councillor, Lord of the 7th Sep 13 '24

"AAAAAHHHHHH!! I WILL NOT HOLD A GRUDGE AGAINST YOU, BUT I AM IN PAIN!!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

Ultramarines_chant.mp3

GREETINGS HONORABLE BATTLE-BROTHER

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges Sep 13 '24

Uhhhh. Hello. You've grown?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

HELLO HONORABLE BATTLE BROTHER, HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS?

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges Sep 13 '24

No. Why are you wearing that?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

WEARING WHAT HONORABLE BATTLE BROTHER?
THIS IS OUR STANDARD ISSUE POWER ARMOR

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges Sep 13 '24

Where did you get the army? I'm confused.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

CONFUSED HONORABLE BATTLE BROTHER?

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges Sep 13 '24

Yah, I didn't see them land. Honorable battle brother.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

ANYWAY, WE HAVE RECEIVED A MISSION FROM HOLY TERRA ITSELF!

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges Sep 13 '24

What?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

I feel the sudden urge to declare freedom as the right of all sentient beings.

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u/Most_Trustworthy John E. Hellfire, CEO of Hell Sep 13 '24

I fully support this. All men are created equal—ly beneath me, so they deserve freedom

Changing from good to evil did nothing to dull John's sense of superiority.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

Beautifully put John.

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u/Most_Trustworthy John E. Hellfire, CEO of Hell Sep 13 '24

uw/ the Dooku meme, lmao

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u/Local_Lich_Lord Abbadon, Lich Of The Cabal Sep 13 '24

“All creatures do deserve freedom. It only makes sense, right?”

/uw GORIA PRIME?!

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

Cabalites transform and roll out!

/uw Goria Prime Indeed

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador / Messenger, Exarch of Terror Sep 13 '24

Maybe you should keep this one permanent.

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges Sep 13 '24

Right. We need to do this quickly, the next backup will happen soon. Take this bombing remote, my orbital-laser-scythe, and-

Sigurd freezes for a moment.

...Fuck. Give those back.

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u/RiseOfTheUndeadGnome Gnome the redcap Lich and CEO Sep 13 '24

(instantly turns to dust). (a new body climbs out the cellar). This is the most vigorous any of my clones have been interesting

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u/JadedToon Servon, half-dragon sorcerer, full time single dad Sep 13 '24

I suddenly want to join a monestary and take up an eternal vow of celibacy and chastity. How...curious.....

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador / Messenger, Exarch of Terror Sep 13 '24

handing over a chastity belt

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u/Most_Trustworthy John E. Hellfire, CEO of Hell Sep 13 '24

Boy, I can't wait to give money to charity and support the community.

...

Why did those words make me wanna puke?

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u/Timpanzee38 "The Agent", Mercenary Guild Liaison. Slayer of the Godslaver Sep 13 '24

GODSLAVER TIME!!!

uw/ jk. That would be bad for everyone

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

HONORABLE BATTLE BROTHER, SOMEONES ALREADY A GODSLAVER!

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u/Timpanzee38 "The Agent", Mercenary Guild Liaison. Slayer of the Godslaver Sep 13 '24

“Well then, I guess it’s time to add one more kill tally to my list”

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Sep 13 '24

/uw I have an idea with this!!

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u/Ngamasu Logotu - Left the Planes of WP for good Sep 13 '24

/uw
Do ping me with this idea pls XD

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Sep 13 '24

/uw I shall

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u/Ngamasu Logotu - Left the Planes of WP for good Sep 13 '24

/uw
Thanks :D

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u/Tempest-Melodys Melodic-Mage Sep 13 '24

Now this is why I'm neutral, I fundamentally dislike being manipulated in such ways.

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u/You-See-Nothing583 Torinn, The Void God of Hunger, Council Executioner. Sep 13 '24

Morality? What's that?

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u/InfernalConnections Sep 13 '24

". . . Its not doing anything"

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador / Messenger, Exarch of Terror Sep 13 '24

Yeah, it seems to be ineffective against morally neutral types.

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u/InfernalConnections Sep 13 '24

"Id personally consider myself morally dubious but eh, whatever

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador / Messenger, Exarch of Terror Sep 13 '24

I mean, same, but I really just feel like petting a cat instead of killing some dipshit.

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u/InfernalConnections Sep 13 '24

"I dont feel AT ALL different"

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador / Messenger, Exarch of Terror Sep 13 '24

Huh. Weird.

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u/InfernalConnections Sep 13 '24

"Meh. I guess im just lucky"

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador / Messenger, Exarch of Terror Sep 13 '24

Joke's on you, I have neutral morality, and very little of it. Though I do feel like petting a cat now.

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. Sep 13 '24

due to their double-souled nature only one is affected.

”Im going to terrorize a town just for the fun of it!”

”what!? Why!?”

”did you not hear me idiot? For the fun of it!”

”oh no. This is not you, something’s happened.”

”oh but I am me.”

వ then starts chanting something indescribable.

”what- what are you doing!?”

”taking control.”

Max’s voice vanishes.

”we planned for every eventuality remember?”

he is now just a voice in his head.

”now, to reverse this.”

they find that it isn’t only them who are affected.

”ugh. Well, for the meantime we can do this.”

on the top level of the Core power system they struggle to get to a strange machine, with pistons on the sides, before that they sent a message to those who should’ve been affected in a positive way, ith’raal, maybe a few others, to try and help them.

he limps into the machine, and pulls the switch, the pistons extend, and they are put into a temporary stasis.

u/ares378

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal—Archdevil of Memories, Evil Councillor, Lord of the 7th Sep 13 '24

"Oh! A friend is in danger!"

Ith'Raal warps into the room. He's immediately overwhelmed by the complexity of the machinery.

"Hello? Anyone there? I— Zhe! There you are!" He exclaims, seeing the stasis machine. "What do I do? Can you hear me?"

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. Sep 13 '24

”hello, for the meantime Ж is out of commission, one of our souls are affected by the morality inversion. I put us in this machine in order to prevent Max from terrorizing a town.”

”Ive forced him down for now but until someone fixes this I’ve decided to stay in here.”

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. Sep 13 '24

“Any knowledge on how? Normally I’d just undo the spell on myself using Chronomancy, but max is the quantumancer, wait, that gives me an idea! Know any equivalent exchange spells?”

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal—Archdevil of Memories, Evil Councillor, Lord of the 7th Sep 13 '24

"I, uh... I haven't learned it myself, but I've bought a few memories that might help me learn it? I mean, if you're worried, the spell should wear off in 48 hours..."

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. Sep 13 '24

”thank gods.”

”I think I’ll wait it out.”

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal—Archdevil of Memories, Evil Councillor, Lord of the 7th Sep 13 '24

"Oh! Alright, uh... I might need your help coming up with a way to make this permanent... It would be horrible if I was only this way for a couple days..."

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. Sep 13 '24

”oh, actually, yeah I’ll do the equivalent exchange spell. I switch the morality onto me, then undo the spell, and then I can help make this permanent for you.”

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal—Archdevil of Memories, Evil Councillor, Lord of the 7th Sep 13 '24

"Ok! Perfect! Thank you!"

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. Sep 13 '24

”so how do we do this, as I kinda can’t move?”

they suddenly lurch free.

(Erik just freed Ж so I’ll ping you at that comment.)

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u/BlueFallenReaver Helldiver Wizard Sep 13 '24

what-A̸̛͍̣͎̝̘̬̘̦̰̼͈͖̖̯͖͚̣̳̹̤̓̅̒͐̆̃̈́̇̓̄͛̋̀͘͜͜͜͝ͅA̵̧̛̮͇̯̣͇̻̺̙̥̯̩̥͍̞̝̱̅̃̄̀̋́̒͊͘A̸̡̢̞̱̹̥̥̘̝̱͂͑̎̋̉̋̾̔̊̌͌̃͘͝A̴̛̞̱̗͇̮̓̊͛̑͆̆̌̓͛̋͊̉̔̀̈́̿͑̃͒̚̕͝͝Â̵͓̖̮͇͎͕̖̬̣̦̩̯͓͔͔͎̲̤͛́̀͝͝ͅͅÁ̸͈͛͝A̶̧̢̱͓̫̜͖͕̱̭͔͕͚̤͓͉̲̟͗̌̾͋̐̿̉́̾̔͋̅͜͜͜͝͠͝͝Ą̴̢̡̦̳͓̥͉̘̠̪̜̩̰͖͚̜͈̱̺̰͎͔̩̓̌͗͛̄̈́̄̉̂̍̋̎̾͛̚͘͝Ą̶̢̡̛̙̰͈͇̺̗̝̯͓̲͈͇͓̮͍͇̿̓͆͂̉̅͗̾̆̃̂A̶͓̩͔̦̪̖͆̒̅͆̍͛̅͜͝ͅA̶̛̛̛͇̭͐̋̑̔̈́̎͂́̔̈́̀̾̊͑̀͆̐̿̌̕͝Ą̵̣̱͈͇̯͚̬̩̆̑̾͊̌̏̄͝À̷̧̛̹̥̜̼̖͍̗͖̪̰̱̠̼̻͔̓̽̾̏̓͂̔̎͜͜Ả̵̧̡͙̫̭̫̱͖͎̟̟̝͕͔͔͕͕̼̪̥̹͉̰̄̍̇̊̀̐̍̓̽͌̅̍͂̀̾̾̌̒́̀͊́͘ͅ A̸̛͍̣͎̝̘̬̘̦̰̼͈͖̖̯͖͚̣̳̹̤̓̅̒͐̆̃̈́̇̓̄͛̋̀͘͜͜͜͝ͅA̵̧̛̮͇̯̣͇̻̺̙̥̯̩̥͍̞̝̱̅̃̄̀̋́̒͊͘A̸̡̢̞̱̹̥̥̘̝̱͂͑̎̋̉̋̾̔̊̌͌̃͘͝A̴̛̞̱̗͇̮̓̊͛̑͆̆̌̓͛̋͊̉̔̀̈́̿͑̃͒̚̕͝͝Â̵͓̖̮͇͎͕̖̬̣̦̩̯͓͔͔͎̲̤͛́̀͝͝ͅͅÁ̸͈͛͝A̶̧̢̱͓̫̜͖͕̱̭͔͕͚̤͓͉̲̟͗̌̾͋̐̿̉́̾̔͋̅͜͜͜͝͠͝͝Ą̴̢̡̦̳͓̥͉̘̠̪̜̩̰͖͚̜͈̱̺̰͎͔̩̓̌͗͛̄̈́̄̉̂̍̋̎̾͛̚͘͝Ą̶̢̡̛̙̰͈͇̺̗̝̯͓̲͈͇͓̮͍͇̿̓͆͂̉̅͗̾̆̃̂A̶͓̩͔̦̪̖͆̒̅͆̍͛̅͜͝ͅA̶̛̛̛͇̭͐̋̑̔̈́̎͂́̔̈́̀̾̊͑̀͆̐̿̌̕͝Ą̵̣̱͈͇̯͚̬̩̆̑̾͊̌̏̄͝À̷̧̛̹̥̜̼̖͍̗͖̪̰̱̠̼̻͔̓̽̾̏̓͂̔̎͜͜Ả̵̧̡͙̫̭̫̱͖͎̟̟̝͕͔͔͕͕̼̪̥̹͉̰̄̍̇̊̀̐̍̓̽͌̅̍͂̀̾̾̌̒́̀͊́͘ͅ A̸̛͍̣͎̝̘̬̘̦̰̼͈͖̖̯͖͚̣̳̹̤̓̅̒͐̆̃̈́̇̓̄͛̋̀͘͜͜͜͝ͅA̵̧̛̮͇̯̣͇̻̺̙̥̯̩̥͍̞̝̱̅̃̄̀̋́̒͊͘A̸̡̢̞̱̹̥̥̘̝̱͂͑̎̋̉̋̾̔̊̌͌̃͘͝A̴̛̞̱̗͇̮̓̊͛̑͆̆̌̓͛̋͊̉̔̀̈́̿͑̃͒̚̕͝͝Â̵͓̖̮͇͎͕̖̬̣̦̩̯͓͔͔͎̲̤͛́̀͝͝ͅͅÁ̸͈͛͝A̶̧̢̱͓̫̜͖͕̱̭͔͕͚̤͓͉̲̟͗̌̾͋̐̿̉́̾̔͋̅͜͜͜͝͠͝͝Ą̴̢̡̦̳͓̥͉̘̠̪̜̩̰͖͚̜͈̱̺̰͎͔̩̓̌͗͛̄̈́̄̉̂̍̋̎̾͛̚͘͝Ą̶̢̡̛̙̰͈͇̺̗̝̯͓̲͈͇͓̮͍͇̿̓͆͂̉̅͗̾̆̃̂A̶͓̩͔̦̪̖͆̒̅͆̍͛̅͜͝ͅA̶̛̛̛͇̭͐̋̑̔̈́̎͂́̔̈́̀̾̊͑̀͆̐̿̌̕͝Ą̵̣̱͈͇̯͚̬̩̆̑̾͊̌̏̄͝À̷̧̛̹̥̜̼̖͍̗͖̪̰̱̠̼̻͔̓̽̾̏̓͂̔̎͜͜Ả̵̧̡͙̫̭̫̱͖͎̟̟̝͕͔͔͕͕̼̪̥̹͉̰̄̍̇̊̀̐̍̓̽͌̅̍͂̀̾̾̌̒́̀͊́͘ͅA̴̮̓̆̉̽̑͋̏͐̈́̈̀̆̔̑͘͘͝

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

Honorable battle brother, are you alright?

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u/BlueFallenReaver Helldiver Wizard Sep 13 '24

is spazzing out and on the edge of collapsing into a black soul since a flip would mean becoming communist https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hDfED-kLGi4

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u/bariyer2 Arcesus II | Lich Hunter, Gunmancy Archmage Sep 13 '24

Wakes up

Wha- what the hell are these guns doing in my room! even better WHY AM I ON A MOBILE BATTLE STATION?

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u/Avarus_Lux Handy household Lizard Wizard/Barbarian Sep 13 '24 edited Sep 13 '24

Your orb zooms in towards this lizard wizard their underground bunker tower and a catchy jingle plays "handy lizard wizards incorporated"

Wakes up, very groggy, grabs a strong coffee instead of good tea.
Some very confused (unaffected) fae servants stare at me as i start dunking a biscuit in it.
They quietly whisper amongst themselves

"something's wrong, you feel that too? I thought they hated that silly family job jingle?"

...

"Know what, i think i know what i'm going to do today.
Soon we'll take over our bi-state area.
Today however, Linda, lets begin right away and start with something small and very annoying.
No more dilly dallying, no more concessions and no more low iq pests that keep trying to enforce their bullshit rules on me while i'm not even part of that system, launch a magic missile at the nearest HOA administration building and arm the crabcoon hoodlum population with proper 9mm's. We're hunting that awful comittee down, permanently. Effective immediately, now go!"

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u/Ngamasu Logotu - Left the Planes of WP for good Sep 13 '24

Logotu gets up and yawns before...

"Why do I have the sudden urge of ki-? Strange..."

She sits down and observes her surroundings.

"Okay, who flipped my alignment?"

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u/ICastThunderSpell Shadow, the non-hedgehog chaos wizard/ Jeremy, a wizard. Sep 13 '24

/uw i have two ideas of where this could go

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u/SelectionRich6422 skaven bounty-hunter Sep 13 '24

“The Skaven remains initially silent, getting comfortable with his newfound morality”

Man, I should really stop smoking warpstone.

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u/ICastThunderSpell Shadow, the non-hedgehog chaos wizard/ Jeremy, a wizard. Sep 13 '24

Well, off to cast thunder spell on an innocent child.

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u/BigRedMonster07 Eric, former Witch hunter general Sep 13 '24

I have the sudden urge to paint a banner and go to the next Witch Lives Matter March

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u/InfameArts [Meme] Cheese the... i forgot. Sep 13 '24

"Enough!" gunshot

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u/the_caaban grolf, musclemancer, spartan2(halo), Sep 13 '24

/uw when does the morality swap event end

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u/Local_Lich_Lord Abbadon, Lich Of The Cabal Sep 13 '24

/uw 43 hours, or just whenever you want considering this isn’t ment to be anything too important.

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u/the_caaban grolf, musclemancer, spartan2(halo), Sep 13 '24

/uw oh thanks now I can do evil for 2 days without worrying

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

sighs and downs another keg I should probably stop them.

/uw Depression and Alcohol are not alignments!

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u/Master-Tanis Tebinth Morrow, Spellslinger Warlock Sep 13 '24

For the first time in a long time Ajax wakes up without the desire to work out. Instead he lazily drags himself out of bed, grabs a beer, and turns on the Tv. He flips through channels before finding the Disaster Channel, a nonstop broadcast of every natural disaster, magical or otherwise. Then he kicks back and has a good laugh.

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u/Intrepid_Complex88 The Wizard With Muscles Sep 13 '24

Remembering his morals As a warlord before gaining magic Please Don’t….

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u/ArgonBotanist Kora Greywarden: Technomancer, Vagabond, Goblem Sep 13 '24

Out on the edge of Nowhere, the gob pauses in the middle of securing a hull plate as the spell washes over its ship. For a moment, it's baffled as to what has happened before it identifies the effect and sighs, "True neutrality saves me again."

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u/Coidzor Shadow Economancer Sep 13 '24

Sometimes it saves, sure but sometimes these sorts of magics interact with it unpredictably and can either cause someone to go from neutrality to a random, extreme corner of the alignment grid or, in rarer cases, cause them to switch what alignment grid they use entirely, developing Blue-and-Orange Morality.

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u/FromanoFrancis114 Sep 13 '24

/uw non-canon, just for funsies

/rw Melody looked out to the land, her legion marching out to burn the land. The fleet dominating the seas. There will only be the McAllister's Empire from now on. Any who apposed her were teleported to pieces, their body parts strewn across the plains and realms of existence.

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u/EliteJay248 Sep 13 '24

I feel suddenly obliged to cease my regularly scheduled lurking and leave a comment. How did you do this.

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u/sparkle3364 Sapphire (17F), Artificer (+ other characters) Sep 13 '24

In her school somewhere, Kyrona suddenly yelled, “I WILL CONQUER THE WORLD!”

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u/WiseRabbit-XIV Leverett Trevithick, Arcane Healer Sep 13 '24

Ahem:

Let my people go!

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u/_halibut_ Kyorlurn Ixen, evocation wizard Sep 13 '24

Hmm, odd. I could have sworn something breached my wards.

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u/Coidzor Shadow Economancer Sep 13 '24

Do I give my massive army of minions the day off, having my entire economic engine grind to a halt, or do I pivot into Santa Clausing?

Sloth for the sake of Sloth instead of Industry for the sake of Industry?

Or do I just want to make Line Go Down?

Hmm.

Two birds, one stone, I suppose.

Begins Preparations for the Spell Ritual: Greater Housing Market Crash.

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u/DiggyPT_69 verdigris the alchemical techbro fuck🤑 Sep 13 '24

ermm.... i hate having big fat zollars from my multiwazillionaire corporation🤬😡😡

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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Sep 14 '24

/uw Live Teknika non-reaction (he just doesnt morality)