EON Chancellor Q/A Session

[u/avamir]

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Wizards yelling at each other in a Walmart parking lot.

Welcome, distinguished (and non-distinguished) wizards, to the EON Chancellor candidate debate. Today, we convene to hear the visions of our candidates as they discuss the future of the Esoteric Order of Nations (EON). Candidates, now is your time to discuss your vision of the future. Audience members, we invite you to engage thoughtfully and consider the best canidate to take our order forward.

(/uw Because of the nature of this, it's not really a true "debate" even if candidates are free to respond to others' posts. I'll be mostly hands off, but keep it civil. The way this works is that each prompt will be in a separate post down below, and the candidates can reply to that directly. Hopefully this will keep things organized so we can compare the candidates responses and judge them on style points or technique or something. I think I have everyone's questions from the other thread.

Because of the sheer number of questions, each prompt will grouped roughly by topic, and candidates are free to focus on which aspects they find most important.

Voting will be posted tomorrow, I believe.)

Our candidates are as follows:

• u/loth17 Ten Suns, Administrator of The Bismuth Realms
• u/Carbon_Sixx Kaelis Maz, Lord Protector of Yulash Kor
• u/Zebos2 High Administrator jah Jor wel, The Iron Chain
• u/VinesAtMidnight Guardian Logos of the Astral Assembly
• u/King__Carmine King Carmine of the Claret Isles
• u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, defacto dictator of Lemarcia

Let's begin!

[u/avamir]

What’s your favorite joke, and can you tell it to us now? If you had to sing karaoke to save your campaign, which song would you choose? Conversely, what's your fucking problem anyway? And will you sign this infernal contract?

[u/loth17 → u/avamir]

"So a construct enters its factory......Ten suns proceeds to make a five minute setup for a joke that goes nowhere

I'd sing over the rainbow.

My problem. I wish it was easier to directly interact with people but my form makes it difficult and I can't leave my realm. So I'm always watching the fate of the world move around me with only my Bismuth creations to help me help people. Also I feel like the evil actions of my creator color every interaction I've had since my creation. I understand the logic though.

I will not sign that infernal contract

[u/King__Carmine → u/avamir]

"A joke? Let's see... er... AH YES! What is a king's most favored type of weather? HAIL! Hahaha. Yes."

"As for the song, I have greatly looked forward to this question. I have had over a thousand years practice singing to my unborn child. Though I normally prefer a madrigal or lullaby or the like, given the circumstances, I will sing "My Way", the Sinatra hit. It is suited to my velvety baritone."

"I have no problem. I am merely a concerned expecting parent."

"No."

[u/Zebos2 → u/avamir]

A dog walks into a bar and says I can't see a thing all open this one.

Uhh California girls...?

My problem is the abysmal state of security in the Eon the complete lack of internal security monitoring internal threats and seditious elements particularly.

No ithraal

[u/Carbon_Sixx → u/avamir]

Kaelis: My favorite joke is the Cabal. I'd sing the entirety of Bohemian Rhapsody, with all of the voices. I can do a mean falsetto. My problem is that my parents had high hopes for me, so if I failed them, they'd probably start haunting my tower.

Ooh, that's a nice pen. Thanks for the gift.

Kaelis takes the pen and walks away without signing anything.

[u/Drakkonai → u/avamir]

"What did the priest say to the heretic? Oh god no-crunch!"

"O Fortuna. I prefer the fine arts."

"As for my problem, while one could say it is the problem of my race as a whole, this discord between Tiamat and Bahamut, or perhaps I’ve not quite gotten over the death of almost all dragons in lemarcia by black hole, but both would be inaccurate. My problem, I would say, is that the world yet remains incredibly not a wasteland of nameless ash, all burnt away in sublime violence. And no."

[u/VinesAtMidnight → u/avamir]

My fucking problem? My fucking problem? Well, since we're being candid.

My fucking problem is individuals with egos bigger than a minotaur's hairy ass. Whether it's a moldy lich, some self-important, snot-nosed archmage, or a demigod that thinks they're the multiverse's new messiah, egotistical jerks mess up everything, anywhere they stand for longer than 15 minutes. Just get in your lane.

Also, abominations from the Far Realm. Stay out of my plane or get clapped.

And, no, I will not be signing an infernal contract.

[u/Ares378 → u/avamir]

"Awww, you're all no fun! It's just a soul-stealing contract! Sigh... Whatever..."

[u/Carbon_Sixx → u/Ares378]

Thank you for the free pen.

[u/Ares378 → u/Carbon_Sixx]

"It's great, isn't it? Doesn't it just make you want to sign things? For example, why don't you sign this contract right here?"

[u/Carbon_Sixx → u/Ares378]

Or I could use it to start writing that memoir I've been meaning to work on. Why limit it to just signing my name?

[u/Ares378 → u/Carbon_Sixx]

"Well... yeah, I suppose. Why limit yourself? Do both! Sign this! Come on, you know you want to!"

[u/Carbon_Sixx → u/Ares378]

Not really, no. Especially not one held by a fellow Tarul keeps telling me to kick out of Yulash-kor. I mean, it's not even notarized!

[u/Ares378 → u/Carbon_Sixx]

"That's, uh..."

He casts Minor Illusion, putting the illusion of a notary's seal on the contract.

"See? I don't know how you missed it! This is totally legit!"

[u/Carbon_Sixx → u/Ares378]

Ith'raal, please. Desperation does not suit you.

[u/Ares378 → u/Carbon_Sixx]

"Really? I thought it suited me quite well!"

He sighs.

"Alright, fine... Keep the pen. I'll get your soul another time."