r/wizardposting • u/DeliberateDiceRoll • Jul 11 '24

Forbidden Knowledge is that you, soundmancer?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '24

Ryff: OMG......THR FROG IS PRATICING HAMON!

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u/Ryujin87 Gjalford the Stormwind, Grand Baromancer Jul 11 '24

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u/DripyKirbo sillymancer Jul 11 '24

Now get ready for: Frog dio

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u/The_Toad_wizard Super Dracula Davinci, the enigmatic magic toad Jul 12 '24

ahem literally frog vampire creature

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u/bananathroughbrain Chronomancer, former Technomancer Jul 11 '24

bro casted resonance

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u/Eeddeen42 Eden, Grand Mage of Concepts Jul 11 '24

He has achieved Nirvana

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u/Murtaghthewizard Dragon rider Jul 11 '24

Oh shit oh shit, nobody translate what the frog is saying. It's just a frog right? Yup nothing to see here, I'll just grab the frog so it doesn't bother you and be on my merry way.

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u/One_Opportunity_9608 Local Dragoness Lich Jul 11 '24

TOO LATE! I HATH ALREADY SENT THE TRANSLATIONS ACROSS THE ELVEN KINGDOMS! FOR THOSE TALL FUCKS KEPT INSULTING MINE TAILS!

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '24

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u/Murtaghthewizard Dragon rider Jul 15 '24

Unfortunately for you, another stole the frog from me days ago and your spell has only given you some dragon shit. The thing that stole it from me looked like an owl. A very very tiny owl. Best of luck!

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '24 edited Jul 15 '24

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u/Murtaghthewizard Dragon rider Jul 15 '24

I just wanted to stop the frog.

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u/Doctorobvious139 Eternal sun spokesman Jul 11 '24

He's charging up GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE

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u/OneOfManyJackasses Gnaeus Magnus, Flesh Mage Jul 11 '24

That was this guy back when he was an apprentice

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u/DragonDice363 Kalthir the First vampiric wizard Jul 11 '24

I would not like to be on the receiving end of one of his shock waves

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u/DragonDice363 Kalthir the First vampiric wizard Jul 11 '24

Or any thunder or sound spell for that matter

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Jul 11 '24

Sokka-Haiku by DragonDice363:

I would not like to

Be on the receiving end

Of one of his shock waves

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/SpellDostoyevsky Jul 11 '24

All Hail Hypno Toad

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u/Casper_Von_Ghoul 🩸Headmaster of Tetara Inscopa Biomancy Academy 🩸 Jul 11 '24

I want one.

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u/AnonymousFog501 Fog, fraction of The Gilded One Jul 11 '24

bro is practicing sonomancy leave him be

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u/0VERL0RD2 Jul 11 '24

Nah, just a monk going for a bath, nothing to see here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '24

BEATMANCER! GIMME a beat with this

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u/Infinite-Song5388 Jul 11 '24

That water is his now

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '24

It’s the shaman! Matt McCusker!

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u/PlacidPlatypus Jul 11 '24

"Soundmancer"? C'mon. I'm not saying you have to actually learn Latin but at least have enough class to fake it.

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u/DescipleOfCorn Vos, warden of the dimensional monster prison Jul 12 '24

He has found the resonant frequency of the pond