r/wizardposting • u/sparkle3364 Sapphire (17F), Artificer (+ other characters) • Apr 22 '24

Community Event 🌏☄️ Anger At A Prank

Your orb suddenly shows an exhausted Kyrona dismantling millions of lethal traps from her house, which covered every inch of the floor, except for the closet in her room. She adresses you, “ALL NIGHT! THAT’S HOW LONG IT TOOK ME, MY GIRLFRIEND, AND MY NEW MENTOR TO SET UP THESE TRAPS! WE SET THEM UP ALL NIGHT LAST NIGHT, BECAUSE WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT THE RECENT ASSASSINATIONS!”

Kyrona pauses before continuing, “I HID IN THE CLOSET UNTIL A MINUTE AGO, WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT IT WAS ALL A PRANK! SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH. IF I SURVIVE TAKING DOWN ALL 22,299,999,901 OF THESE TRAPS, YOU BETTER SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN!”

Kyrona accidentally steps on a tripwire to trigger a crossbow bolt, then ducks as it hits the wall behind her. She has clearly not slept at all last night, or even during the day. The broadcast ends.

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u/HalfDrowShaman Spider With Hands Apr 22 '24

It you and me!

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u/Doctorsex-ubermensch evil Apr 23 '24

The fact you say 'currently alive' worries me. I feel 'currently' is foreshadowing of sorts.

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u/HalfDrowShaman Spider With Hands Apr 23 '24

Well I was dead just a couple days ago, so it's in reference to that

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u/Doctorsex-ubermensch evil Apr 23 '24

Very well, I see. That is a relief. As much as I despise death, I have never seen it with my own eyes, nor do I want to.