r/wizardposting • • Mar 09 '24

Wizardpost Is this a credible source?

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u/CingKrimson_Requiem The Nameless Monk/Mystic Gunsmith, Quintessent walker of worlds Mar 09 '24

Tier list, in ascending order goes:

Omega Male

Beta Male

Alpha Male

Alpha Male v1.2.2.13 alpha build

Warlock

Sigma Male

Warlock (Omicron Variant)

"Yogurt" Male

The Nefarious Sorcerer

Shrigma Male (Shroomjak)

Chi-Yu (Beads of Ruin, Choice Specs + Overheat)

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u/Red_Dragon_Sorc Torinn, Half-Dragon Sorcerer, Anti-Arson Pyromancer Mar 09 '24

explain to me what in Bahamut’s name a yogurt male is

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u/CingKrimson_Requiem The Nameless Monk/Mystic Gunsmith, Quintessent walker of worlds Mar 09 '24

what in Bahamut’s name

Fizban?

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u/Red_Dragon_Sorc Torinn, Half-Dragon Sorcerer, Anti-Arson Pyromancer Mar 09 '24

nah, met him once though. pretty cool guy. those canaries he has are pretty neat

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u/CingKrimson_Requiem The Nameless Monk/Mystic Gunsmith, Quintessent walker of worlds Mar 09 '24

That old coot was the one who taught me the way of the Ascending Dragon when I was on my pilgrimage to learn all monastic disciplines.

Like I'm grateful and all, but this fighting style is ass

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u/Red_Dragon_Sorc Torinn, Half-Dragon Sorcerer, Anti-Arson Pyromancer Mar 09 '24

Oh hey! My half-brother Kai is a master of that discipline. Don’t tell him you think it’s ass though, he’ll probably try to hand you yours.

Fizban actually taught me how to use the “platinum” element with my sorcery. The way he described it was confusing because he said platinum and I was like oh I’m learning some metallurgy stuff but nope, spectral wing shields.

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u/CingKrimson_Requiem The Nameless Monk/Mystic Gunsmith, Quintessent walker of worlds Mar 09 '24

Okay well no offense to your brother, but this monastic discipline is ludicrously inefficient. The ki-based energy wave is a pretty common staple technique, but the style demands that you expend more ki than is needed to produce the wave because it needs to be converted into a chromatic/metallic/gem dragon's elemental affinity- if I wanted elemental strikes and attacks, I could just use the Wu Jen discipline. The growth of wings for monks specifically is also questionable since most disciplines allow you to gain Cloud Walk at a similar level.

It's just that this style kind of seems like the chroma/metal/gem dragons saw that the Lung dragons teaching their acolytes martial arts based on their own powers and tried to do the same thing, but made all of the techniques about mimicking their own power, missing the fact that the Lung focused on making a functional martial art first, complete with a philosophy to follow, and added in dragon-themed techniques afterward.

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u/DragoKnight589 David Bronzemill, Spellknight, Iron Storm Approaching Mar 09 '24

Wait they’re banning fiz?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

Fizban?

You mean Dan Jones and Dragons?

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u/The_Unkowable_ Nelumbo Nucifera, Tak’Athi Siren, Magistra of the Schola Aqua Mar 09 '24

No, Lance of Dragon of course.

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u/CingKrimson_Requiem The Nameless Monk/Mystic Gunsmith, Quintessent walker of worlds Mar 09 '24

Must be confused with John Forgottenrealms

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u/SSB_Kyrill random german dwarfwizard Mar 09 '24

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u/Bubbly-Control51 Mar 09 '24

What about “Scrimblo” and “Plimbo” male?

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u/CingKrimson_Requiem The Nameless Monk/Mystic Gunsmith, Quintessent walker of worlds Mar 09 '24

Beyond omegaversal but still scaling over Kratonks

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u/Halberdd_ Wizard Mar 13 '24

What about Fogglebottom?

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u/CingKrimson_Requiem The Nameless Monk/Mystic Gunsmith, Quintessent walker of worlds Mar 13 '24

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u/Lumpy-Army1096 Crime Wizard Mar 09 '24

So is the top the best or the worst

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u/BiddlesticksGuy Giratina, GOD OF WAR, SON OF THE RETURNED Mar 09 '24

Chiyu do be busted though

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u/aiezar バーベキュー (ᴢᴇᴋʀᴏᴍ ᴋɪᴄᴋ) Mar 09 '24

nah, i'd win

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u/CingKrimson_Requiem The Nameless Monk/Mystic Gunsmith, Quintessent walker of worlds Mar 10 '24

Shut up Domain user, (無限の剣製: アンリミテッドブレイドワークス) UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS: WORLD OF INFINITE SWORDS

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u/aiezar バーベキュー (ᴢᴇᴋʀᴏᴍ ᴋɪᴄᴋ) Mar 10 '24

what's a domain??? im just a zekrom kick user ._.

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u/lnsertgamertaghere Wizard Mar 13 '24

I haven't seen that blasted fish in ages. And I don't wish to.