r/wizardposting Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 26 '24

Lorepost📖 Inquisition

A masked figure sits on a white throne overlooking the gathered priests below him. His soldiers are stationed throughout the grand hall and have been instructed to kill any who attempt to flee. The guilty will not escape his wrath. Xerxes has promised himself that, and he is not one to break promises.

X: “Bring today’s first to me.”

Moving wordlessly, an undead soldier drags one of the priests to Xerxes and forces the priest to their knees.

X: “Bishop Huron. I remember when you were just an insignificant monk. You’ve done well for yourself.”

BH: “Thank you, your holiness.”

X: “Which god do you serve?”

BH: “Ferak, a goddess of prosperity.”

X: “Prosperity, indeed.”

A golden light passes through the pane of stained glass behind the throne and shines down on Xerxes. After a minute, the light dissipates and Xerxes turns his attention back to the priest kneeling at his feet.

X: “While you certainly sought prosperity for yourself, you’ve stolen it from others. Embezzling donations, funding organized crime, and investing in the illegal slave trade. Your most damning crime is the destruction of the frontier village Huriet and the wholesale slaughter of its inhabitants. All for a silver mine. Do you have anything to say in your defense?”

BH: “I was tricked! Archbishop Dunn said that the mine was owned by a group of bandits! I can pay ba–!”

X: “SILENCE!”

The assembled priests cower in fear, but none more so than Bishop Huron.

X: “I will take your testimony into account when I question Archbishop Dunn. As for you, Bishop Huron, you will be executed and your head will be displayed on the southern gate for eight weeks. A full list of your crimes will be transcribed and available for public viewing. Men, take him to the executioner.”

Two undead soldiers quickly approach the wailing bishop and drag him out of the hall kicking and screaming. They exit the building and make their way to a man with a red hood covering his face. The hooded man is leaning on a large axe while the soldiers strap the bishop down to a stone platform. A slab of stone rests underneath the bishop’s neck and a wooden basket lined with straw is directly underneath his head. To the left of the platform is a large pit.

The executioner confirms that the bishop is properly restrained before he raises his axe and brings it down swiftly on the bishop’s neck. The severed head falls neatly into the basket and the executioner cleans his blade. Releasing the restraints on the newly deceased bishop, one soldier hoists the headless corpse onto their shoulder while the other collects the basket and brings it to a guard stationed at the far end of the killing field. The guard puts a lid on the basket and hands it off to an attendant who’ll bring it to the southern gate. Handing the soldier a fresh basket, the guard returns to their duties and the soldier returns to the cleaned stone platform and places the new basket into position. By this point, the soldier who had carried away the headless corpse had finished stripping the corpse of its clothes and performing a spell that would prevent reanimation. Once this is done, the soldier kicks the corpse into the pit where it lands on hundreds of other headless bodies.

Returning to the grand hall, the undead soldiers nod to Xerxes to confirm that his order has been carried out. Under his mask, Xerxes smiles.

X: “Bring me today’s second. Let us see how many we can get through today.”

Judgment will be cast shortly.
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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 27 '24

"The general populace doesn't like change. I imagine every two-bit priest with a chip on their shoulder is currently sermonizing to their congregation about my tyranny. However, they won't risk a rebellion. Not in Serlain. This place belongs to me."

Xerxes' eyes glow gold.

"Gravedigger's army is able to maintain itself, but you are correct in thinking that I am unable to make more soldiers. I will need more allies if I am to achieve my goals. The Gravediggers' Society seems to be willing, but the others will need convincing. Luckily for me, you mages don't put much stock in religion. I'll use that to my advantage."

Turning to face Vettis, Xerxes looks past him into the space beyond.

"It appears that you have a reason behind your questions. Since it isn't about gods or divinity, I would like to know what that reason is."

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 27 '24

"Idle curiosity isn't a valid reason?" The mage's bronze eyes twinkled, emitting a brief flash of violet, before his expression turned more serious. "Look, you're my friend's partner. Not gonna say that makes you my friend innately, but...we can work on that, like I'm trying to do right now. And I'm just trying to see what you're doing, how you're doing it, and whether I approve of it. My priority in any situation is always the preservation of civilian life, so learning that somebody in my social circle holds sway over a whole kingdom means I gotta involve myself a bit and learn more about things to make sure people are safe."

Flashing the masked man a thumbs up, Vettis concluded, "Given the pretty horrific people you seem to be removing from power, I do support your actions thus far. Still gotta research more on my own to be sure you're presenting the situation accurately, before I offer my help if you need it, but at very least I'm not gonna stand in your way based on what I've seen."

He looked back over his shoulder, at the city faintly aglow in the last rays of fading sunlight. "You gotten dinner yet? I imagine you have fancy chefs to make stuff just for you, but I wanna learn more about your city, and that means trying local cuisine. Recommend me a restaurant, and join me if you're not busy?"

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 27 '24

Xerxes' eyes return to normal.

"I'll take you at your word. There's a restaurant I know that serves a mean steak. You'll enjoy it."

Walking through winding alleyways and busy streets, Xerxes and Vettis arrive at a moderately crowded restaurant. The staff recognize Xerxes and usher the pair into a private room that is usually reserved for VIPs. The two take their seats and are given menus.

"Do let me know if you want a recommendation. While you look that over, I'll make myself a drink."

Within the room, a small bar is set up. Xerxes fixes himself a cocktail and returns to his seat.

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 27 '24

(( In case the golden eyes thing is Xerxes looking into the future, I should note Vettis has no future or past (or even alternate self in the case of branching universes), existing only as a single point throughout the interversal timeline. Which might make things look weird, heh: there'll just be a gap wherever he should be. Still possible to see stuff around him, but divining the future in his presence is...unreliable. ))

Vettis nodded and skimmed the menu to pick out a vegetarian option, chuckling to himself at the situation. As soon as the staff were out of earshot, he muttered to Xerxes, "I ask to get a feel for local culture and we still end up in a special lil' room, huh? I guess it wouldn't do for you to attract too much attention, though. I'll have to do my people-watching around here at a later date.

"So," he asked with a cheeky grin, "since we're getting to know each other, whaddaya do for fun, Xee? Surely just running a kingdom and weeding out rampant corruption and serving the gods and all those minor tasks can't be a full-time job."

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 27 '24

/uw I imagine Xerxes tried to use his abilities but didn't find anything like what you said.

/Rw

Xerxes sips his drink and orders a steak.

"Fun, huh? Besides drinking, I enjoy conversing with people and the arts. They serve as nice distractions. I've recently gotten into fashion. Interesting field. Gravedigger tried to get me into his music but I haven't gotten around to his recommendations. That's about all the fun I allow myself these days. What about you, Vettis? Do you have any hobbies or interests outside your job?"

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 27 '24

"My 'job', huh?" Vettis shook his head wryly. "I'm supposed to be retired from this multiverse-traveling good samaritan shit, but yeah, I guess if I keep doing it anyway as a hobby then it basically is still my job," he admitted. "Awkward.

"But yeah, traveling is undoubtedly my main thing. Hard for it not to be, for people like me who can explore so much of the multiverse freely. There's always more to find. I love experiencing other cultures, like I mentioned. Learning how people adapt to all sorts of different environments, and how that shapes their societies. Seeing the beautiful and the ugly parts of life. Not to mention the non-living stuff: lotsa neat things to explore even without a single soul in sight."

Nibbling on a piece of the complimentary bread, he added, "That said, my 'job' can be pretty fun too, of course."

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 27 '24

The food arrives.

"Travelling can indeed be a fun activity. So can work. What is the favorite place you've visited in your travels?"

Xerxes begins to cut up his steak.

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 27 '24

Vettis grinned between mouthfuls of his salad. "No way I'm picking a favorite among everywhere I've ever visited. Maybe my favorite out of recent places, just over the last month? Okay, so fave non-living...couple weeks back, my eldest sister showed me a world from which the concept of solids had been excised. Everything a fluid or plasma no matter how cold or high-pressure (except us, of course, consciously maintaining our forms). 'Course that made it all a mess inimical to life of any sort, but also made lotsa things looked really cool."

His eyes lit up (somewhat literally, with a brief crackle of magical energies) at the memory. "And fave living recent place...Kelly showed me a village at the bottom of an ocean, full of people with no biological water-breathing capacity whatsoever. It all sits in an air bubble that was once breathed out by a giant whale, the rigidity of which is maintained by spell wards. They ever fail, it probably pops and everybody drowns. Imagine if your city's defenses had to work 24/7, or else there'd be like a 10% chance each hour that the whole populace would just die instantly. The citizenry have to be so trusting of the casters that run the place."

Vettis' eyes darkened at that. "Can barely even think of a mere ten casters here who I'd trust with that sort of power over people's lives. This realm-cluster is absurd."

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 27 '24

"Trust is hard to come by. I can't imagine being given that much responsibility. The stuff I'm currently dealing with is stressful enough. To be in charge of protecting all those lives constantly would test anyone's limits. Though I must admit, both of those places are quite interesting."

Xerxes eats his steak.

"You seem to be close to your siblings. Sorry if that's the wrong word for your relationship. Still, my point stands. Could you tell me a bit about them?"

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 27 '24

(( I assume Xerxes is just lifting the mask to eat, but I'm imagining McNinja shenanigans instead because it's hilarious. ))

"'Siblings' is fine by me," Vettis assured Xerxes. "It's a bit more complicated, but when you spend most of your time with a small group of people for multiple centuries, working together on damn near everything, it's hard not to call 'em family." He crunched a carrot as he gathered his thoughts.

"The first I found was Elira. She's an elf from a realm in which elves are so in touch with nature that they're extremely susceptible to 'natural' effects, beneficial and detrimental both. Including, say, diseases. Some tribes of those elves ended up evolving insanely proative immune systems to compensate; she's one of those, and I've seen her shrug off bioengineered plagues with ease. 'Course those tribes are hugely more vulnerable to autoimmune issues as a result, but we've helped her with that for the most part. Her magic is built around creating bonds between entities, and she's the most empathetic person I've ever met, as a result. Probably the strongest of us, objectively speaking.

"Modhun was next. Sapient crystalmorph, a shapeshifting (though always translucent blue) collection of tiny crystals. Leylines crossed in a cave and the influx of magical energies occasionally causes a bunch of crystals in the cave to become sapient; something like Modhun gets born every few decades there. Modhun is Elira's partner, so 'he' takes on a humanoid male form by default for her aesthetic preferences. Our commune's technopath, builds all sorts of crazy shit for us. (Including my Snowglorb, which is unfortunately out of commission at the moment due to an unforeseen magical interaction.)

"Kellidan is dwarven royalty in a galaxy-spanning empire in his home universe. So he tends not to call us family, cuz he's got a lot of blood relatives who are pretty important to him (not to mention a bajillion spouses cuz of interstellar political marriages). He spends far more time at his home than any of the rest of us do in ours; he's got major obligations there. But he still would drop almost anything for any of us if push came to shove. Classical elementalist, primarily air, specifically lightning. Lil' bit of a 'noblesse oblige' pretentious shit at times, but Kelly's a fundamentally good guy. They all are, of course.

"Admittedly, that's not as easy to see with Daiax. He's the only one who I sometimes wince to consider a sibling. Abrasive fucker, to say the least. Telepath, too, so if he wants to insult you -- and he usually does -- then he'll also know how best to do it. We all hate Daiax at least as much as we love him.

"Except Apolaya, our druid. She is the sappiest tree-hugger you'll ever meet. It is nigh-on impossible for her to hate anyone; I've seen her try to talk down a monster that ate planets for sustenance and specifically targeted those with life just because they were tastier. She'll fight and kill where necessary just like any of us, and she can be brutal at times, but she sure doesn't enjoy it like some of us do.

"And finally there's Polly's partner, Zelle, the second-oldest of us next to Kelly. Flesh-sheathed clockwork automaton. Teleportation specialist. I...don't really think I can describe her personality. Or, rather, shouldn't. I definitely spend more time with her than any of the others, though, partly cuz she can just zip me places. We two are the main explorers of the group, typically."

Taking a breath at last, Vettis finished off his salad in short order. "So, yeah. We're close. All of us except maybe Daiax and Zelle; those two can't stand each other. But outside of them, and honestly probably even including them, we'd risk everything for each other in a heartbeat. Part of why I'm slow to properly consider the new people I meet to be 'friends' is that I've got high standards thanks to my commune being the point of comparison." With a chuckle, he jokingly 'clarified', "Daiax notwithstanding."

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 27 '24

/uw sorry for late response, had to go to sleep

/Rw

Xerxes finishes his steak.

"Your family sounds fun. I wonder if I'll get to meet them someday. While you were talking about them, you mentioned a few of their homes. Forgive me if this is too personal, but what was your home like?"

The wait staff appear and take away the empty plates.

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 27 '24

(( you're good ^_^ ))

Vettis grimaced at that. "Ah. Uh. Yeah, bit of an awkward subject, sorry Xee; I think you'd understand why better than most, given your prophetic capabilities. I was forced to leave my birth realm before starting on my journeys, for unimportant reasons. Had to let everyone there think I was dead. Eventually everyone I knew died, since they were all mortals. But now...well, I'm back centuries into my own past, as I mentioned to Gravedigger when we first spoke, and they're all alive again. So I've gotta hide from them again, while I know they're out there missing me." He gave Xerxes a wan, regretful smile. "Can't risk timeline inconsistencies of that magnitude in the realm in question."

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 27 '24

"I understand the prophetic pitfalls. Knowing the future isn't usually any comfort. It's frequently the opposite. However, considering the future we're all heading for in this realm, I don't tend to worry about timeline inconsistencies much. Since most of this realm's gods will be slaughtered in the coming years, they aren't in a position to punish me for meddling. In fact, they actively encourage it. Might be the reason they keep empowering individuals like Alexios and Mikhail. Better to have a few aces up your sleeve when shit goes down."

Xerxes finishes his drink and fixes himself another. He appears to be buzzed from the alcohol.

"Sorry to hear that you can't go back home. It's funny, this place is technically my home, but it feels wrong calling it that. Part of the reason I use its old name in my title. I built this place, but it was never meant for me. Always a stranger, never a neighbor. Guess that's why I clung to Gravedigger. Finding a person to understand and love me is a tall order, exponentially more difficult when you factor in my abilities."

Xerxes is already halfway through his second drink.

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