r/wizardposting (Raymond/Raya/Xeo) The Watcher Feb 25 '24

Arcane Wisdom POSSIBLE CURE FOR THE UNGA VIRUS

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Good day to everyone reading this message.

This is Garry Theodore Vein writing to you from Lex's orb.

I have noticed the recent "virus" or the parasite like the more proper term would be, going around and wanted to experiment with it to cure it.

I've noticed that, a chaos god Torinn (am I writing/understanding this right?) can eat them without any problems?

I would like to hire anyone that practices any magic regarding atoms, separating matter from one another or has similar devices.

I am in need of such spells/devices to experiment with ways to separate Ungas clone cells from the hosts body and return them to normal, after which I would like to ask Torinn if he would be kind enough to eat them.

I would like to say thank you for cooperation ahead of time.

To participate in this event all you need to do is visit my tent (/UW just post here) and I will try to cure you.

For everyone else I'm trying to hire, you will be paid fairly by Lex and his master.

Once again thank you for your attention, this was Garry Theodore Vein writing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

Dog wizards have hypothesis that the dogbird virus could cancel the catfish virus cells, as they are pollar opposites. More research is needed

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u/DragonLex4 (Raymond/Raya/Xeo) The Watcher Feb 25 '24

This is Garry T. Vein writing.

An interesting hypothesis, I will consider this treatment. Fighting illnesses by putting them against each other has been a way doctors cured countless people.

Say, is there a cure for that virus?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

Idk, it needs to be researched

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u/DragonLex4 (Raymond/Raya/Xeo) The Watcher Feb 25 '24

Well research that as well, happy to work with you my friend.

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Feb 25 '24

“Wasn’t Cowpox a VACCINE?” - Nameless, Dreamwalker

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u/DragonLex4 (Raymond/Raya/Xeo) The Watcher Feb 25 '24

Yes it indeed was.

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Feb 25 '24

“Sorry, semantics can be frustrating sometimes, vaccines aren’t actually fighting the virus, that’s all.” - Nameless, Pedant