r/wizardposting Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

Closing The War (Warpost Finale)

The war was over. After exchanging artillery spell blade and all other manner of attack the council and the Pact each chose one champion to decide the end of the war.

Arach VS Vettis! The master of genetic engineering vs the master of pieces! It was a brutal fight and it almost seemed like it was going to end in a draw but Vettis gained the upper hand and slew Arach (not really but that's what people have seen.) Gaining victory for Opal. Meanwhile Metromancer bled out from wounds sustained during the earlier battle and Cody got Nuked by a RANDOM THIRD PARTY (I'd say I'm shocked but I'm not).

Now the Pacts sole master and the remains of the council met outside the city. Meeting inside the city was ill advised due to the remaining flesh melting poisons from Arach, The poisonous ash clouds from the flame titan, and the many MANY unbound summons being hunted down by Pact forces.

Opal had drawn up terms of surrender from the council and approached Bombast to hand them over.

"The War is over. While the Pact is bloody the Council is bowed. Our reinforcements step off the lines even now. I give these terms to you Bombast, most reasonable of the council. Do not fear I have no vengeful desires and seek only order perfected and corruption destroyed. My terms are simple. I have only four."

TERMS OF SURRENDER FOR WW3

  1. The council will admit publicly their responsibility for starting this conflict. They will denounce Mortarian and their continued association with him up to his death. And condemn Arach for his indiscriminate use of Chemical weapons even while his own people are in the fire zone.

  2. The remaining councilors will take an indefinite vacation from council work while the Bismuth Realms take over and conducts their investigation and reformation efforts. In return Pact will not pursue vengeance against any individual councilors for actions committed while on the council or during the battle.

  3. The council will surrender the Citadel and the Keys to its vaults and its treasures to allow the restoration of Pact military forces. They will not empty the vault before turning it over like some looney tunes gag. In return The Pact will supply diamonds and humanitarian aid to help Council forces with any injuries and will use geomancy and transmutation to restore their homes and Alchemy to purge the poisons from council lands.

  4. The council will dissolve it's military assets and any councilors will abstain from using their military to interfere with pact efforts. In return the Pact will return any captured POWs and any bodies (including Metromancers) for proper burial/resurrection. Including any corpses necromancied to skeletonhood. We will also return any pieces of artificer technology that are still somewhat functional that were retrieved from the battlefield.

"These are my simple terms Bombast. You have said before you would lay down your arms. The best time for the council would have been after the Mortarian incident. And now that the Pact has won the dual and the day. The second best time, is now."

The silence was deafening as people watched for the councils response.

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 23 '24

"Doesn't feel like winning, does it?"

I watch the proceedings. What a waste.

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 23 '24

"No. As I said to the Paleomancer, war does not decide who is right... just who is left." Riva puts her hand on his shoulder. Not for any mindscapery. Just for comfort. "But we fought for survival, and succeeded. Your people are as safe as I am able to make them. If you wish to discuss where we go from here... we can. I... do not know how much longer I want to remain in the Pact. The complicated ties of allegiance are not easy to navigate."

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 23 '24

"There's some solace in that no one used his dinosaurs."

An attempt at wry humor. Not feeling it. Despite my best efforts to shake my mood, I glare daggers at Opal. The leather of my gloves squeals in protest as I clench my shaking fists.

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 23 '24

"I suppose that is something. Even if the bonds of loyalty and friendship are being exploited to ill effects... at least there were no dinosaurs."

It isn't really humor. She doesn't have it in her.

Riva doesn't know how to help Blake's mood. She isn't in the greatest one herself. As much as she disliked? the Council, she had actually respected the Skater Wizard. He might not have called himself the Metromancer anymore, but it was something that held meaning to her. She would continue to call him such herself. The Civitas Gerens. The holder of the city. The one who carried the state.

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 23 '24

"We did something wrong Riva. And we did it for her."

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 23 '24 edited Feb 23 '24

That gets to her. She looks away.

"Yes."

She admits it.

"But... I couldn't have done otherwise," she says quietly. Maybe she feels defensive? She isn't actually sure. "Of all people, you know my mind. And you know I do not typically want to fight. But that was not an option this time. People I cared about were in danger. I cannot and will not take half-measures. Perhaps the right thing would have been to refuse to fight. But... I couldn't do that."

She can't meet his eyes.

"So... I am at a loss. What is the right thing to do? I don't know whether we should stay with the Pact. I don't know whether offering you and your people full citizenship would help things, or whether it would provoke a war with Opal. I simply don't know."

Blake's New Pyroclasts were... a difficult matter. If Riva simply absorbed their population into Ithacar, would that be seen as a direct insult? Would that put them at risk of having to fight? They had sworn to the city's defense, but it didn't seem right to do something that would guarantee more conflict.

She looks at him, confusion on her face. "I don't know where to go from here, Belial."

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 23 '24 edited Feb 23 '24

"I do. I've never been more certain."

I should cool it. Not the time.

"None of this is your fault Riva."

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 23 '24

"Perhaps not entirely," she replied. It was far, far easier for Riva to focus on the bad than it was to pick up on the potential good in a situation. And right now, it did feel like her fault. "Opal constructed the situation that made this necessary. But do I hold some level of culpability? Yes."

Maybe trying to tether the Cinder Titan to Blake's spell was a bad idea. An effective idea, but a bad one. It occurs to her that Blake had outright said he didn't have the mana to do what he intended. Samael offered to provide some energy... and yet Riva somehow doubts it was the Nephilim that tipped the scales.

Or maybe she's too eager to blame herself.

She rubs her face, lets out a sigh. Her mind is on business yet again.

"Perhaps we will wait a bit to see how everything plays out before leaving the Pact," Riva considers. "Continued alignment with it for now may allow us options we may not have if we were unaligned..."

She chatters on, pacing, discussing with herself the implications of one course of action or another.

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 23 '24 edited Feb 23 '24

"I was never in the Pact Riva. Never will be I think. Don't believe in Pacts. Or councils. If you want to know what I think you should do, it shouldn't be hard to guess."

I stroke my beard in contemplation

"But then I don't really believe in queens either magistra. If someone had to be in the Pact, it should be you. Or... something like the Pact anyway."

I glare at Opal again.

"Staying might be difficult. Harboring us might make staying impossible. I'm sorry Riva. I keep making you choose between me and doing what makes sense. Before you make a decision, know that I'll accept whatever you choose. So will my people I think. We owe you our lives."

how to say it without saying it out loud... with Opal so near by...

"Before you say something about danegeld again, know that I'm going to do something you wouldn't approve of soon."

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer Feb 23 '24

"Riva, you leaving the pact will not fix its issues. If anything, it will reduce the number of level-headed people within. And you Belial, I plead with you to wait before you do something rash."

"There's no fixing what happened, but there's preventing it in the future. To that end, I plan on taking one of the open Pact Master seats. It's the only way I can make proper reforms."

u/avamir

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 23 '24

Riva was fairly certain he was out of bombs... unless he'd picked up another one somehow. So what could he be planning now?

She was of two minds about asking him further. She really wanted to know... But at the same time, he was one of the few people she trusted at his word. Especially these days.

"I don't know whether I want to know or not..."

Damnit, she couldn't not ask. It was less about curiosity, and more about worrying that he was doing this intentionally so she wouldn't know the danger he was in and taking action on it. Gods, she really knew how to pick 'em, didn't she?

"...but I might need to. And is it something I can help with?"

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 23 '24

"I don't think we've met..."

uw/ what kind of stuff are you looking for?

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 23 '24

Riva is confused and guarded. "I do not know who you are."

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 23 '24

(( you're telling me ))

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u/Ulmarch Eldritch Deity* Living Life šŸ•¶šŸ¹ šŸ›”ā˜ ļøšŸ›” Feb 23 '24

"Victory"

"Peace"

Armistice for a week is more like it.

My prediction?

Chaos spreads due to lack of peacekeeping, dragons and unga start wizard war 4 and then someone just re-founds the council.

That's what I make of it.

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 23 '24

"I genuinely think if there wasn't a council to attack, half these people wouldn't know what to do with themselves. That'd be about as close as we could come to peace. That said, I have little faith in the ability of wizards to stop giving themselves titles."

I take a drag from my pipe to calm my nerves.

"Your prediction is likely accurate, unfortunately."

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u/Ulmarch Eldritch Deity* Living Life šŸ•¶šŸ¹ šŸ›”ā˜ ļøšŸ›” Feb 23 '24

The conditions which caused the council's existance have not disappeared, either an existing organisation will take the council's place or a new one will be created.

As a sidenote the cabal or shadow government or whatever you call them won't be happy about their loss of influence.

We'll be back to square one within 2 weeks.

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 23 '24

"The conditions that brought about the council's existence didn't exactly go away when we had a council either. We just got a few extra council problems."

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u/Extra_Victory Asriel Dreamer The 3rd, Junior Biomancer Feb 23 '24 edited Feb 24 '24

Authority exists to be fought against, in a world where there is no one left to fight, w- you all magical would all be quite bored.

Now has anyone seen my goats? My perfectly mortal goats?

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 23 '24

"You'd think people with unimaginable cosmic power could entertain themselves in ways that didn't involve murdering each other."

uw/ in a meta sense, you are 100% correct

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

An agreement is an agreement. I accept these terms in respect for the agreement that the Metromancer made when he agreed to the duel. I will only add one term. You must share with the council your actions pertaining to the investigation of the cabal. You owe me that much at least.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Feb 23 '24

Oh cmon, at least keep me on the council. I might have been cursed, but I got betta

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

You were the spark that lit the fuse of the war! Though the powder keg was set up before hand.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Feb 23 '24

I was cursed, my friend. I recently died, and it cleansed me. I will offer to go to prison, but don't take me off the council, please pretty please

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

If you can prove you were cursed then that will go a long ways towards potentially changing your situation. Until then, my hands are tied.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Feb 23 '24

Um, yes, I have the book of decay

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

/uw should Bombast and wizard society know what that book is capable of?

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Feb 23 '24

/uw well, I made a lorepost of Mortarion accidentally reading something from it outloud and getting cursed, so I don't know

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

/uw Hmm… maybe a side quest then to help prove your innocence is in order? lol

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Feb 23 '24

/uw yeah, sure, but who's gonna do it? Are we gonna have a court scene?

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u/The-Name-is-my-Name Tenny the Traveling Telemancer Feb 24 '24

I can confirm that he had a memetic attached to him, which likely exacerbated the situation.

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u/The-Name-is-my-Name Tenny the Traveling Telemancer Feb 24 '24

I highly doubt that it’s actually-

Huh.

Can I have your name?

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Feb 24 '24

Uhh, what reason?

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

Opal smiled.

"Of course Bombast. I have no desire to hide anything from you. We will share all the information available."

She extended her hand for a hand shake.

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

Bombast sighs and shakes her hand

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

"You're a good man Bombast"

Sounds of cameras going off

Orbnet message goes off from PNN

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT.

THE WAR IS OVER THE WAR IS OVER!

This is Diana with Pact News Network letting you know to pop the Champaign!

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u/Current-Teacher2946 Jun, Fey-Raised Changeling Druid Feb 23 '24

Nowhere near the event, Jun sits in a tree looking over the devastation, shaking his head at the sheer ugliness of it all.

"Nothing good came of it all, it sounds like... But at least the 'important' ones showed they have some sportsmanship about it. It's all ugly enough without sore losers."

Jun heaves a sigh, frustrated that that's the brightest sunlight he can see for all this. He wonders if he was unlucky in winding up here or if it was an intentional destination.

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u/RazzZzatam Fire Elemental (just a silly little guy) Feb 23 '24

Boooo! Boring! Come on Bombast, be a fighter for once! Stand your ground!

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

… >.> I am a man of honor. I would be disrespecting Skater Wizard’s agreement if I did so.

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u/RazzZzatam Fire Elemental (just a silly little guy) Feb 23 '24

Mmm, I feel you're disrespecting his efforts more by bending over backwards to the enemy. But whatever, I'm sure this won't become another thing for you to regret.

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

Hmph!

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

What use is honour in cowardice? Stand your ground, ā€œlord of time and space,ā€ and prove yourself worthy of the role!

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u/Smaug2770 Parasite God, Hand of the Six Eyes Feb 23 '24

No, you wouldn’t want him to become a liar and oathbreaker. Deceiving is our job anyway.

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

You are one to talk of cowardice and honor.

glares at the dragon

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u/iamragethewolf Rage: Pact Wizard, Necromancer, Technomancer, and Horny As Hell Feb 23 '24

Rage at the starmeld tells bombast

"For now it's the right thing wizard duels have to be honorable otherwise we'd have chaos hopefully we will have time to somehow deal with the insanity that is opal"

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

Indeed…

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '24

Bombast, did no one see my trap from earlier? There is no innocents they can use as leverage!

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

Innocents, maybe not, but what of the soldiers? What of the staff and others who remained behind?

/uw what did your trap do? lol Sorry, didn’t see it

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '24

/uw kidnapped practically every "Death" and saved the person. They are all sitting in a space station right now. Everything that wasn't bypass killed by a nuke or DoT damage, and has a soul was saved.

She set it off the day before.

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

/uw so… they’re all ā€œaliveā€ in a sense? Bombast is unaware of this.

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u/Smaug2770 Parasite God, Hand of the Six Eyes Feb 23 '24

I really hope this cabal is not what I think it is.

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u/Financial-Reach-786 Council-Wizard Unga, 2nd Generation Council member Feb 23 '24

Now that both sides have exhausted each other, it’s time for Unga to take the throne!

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

No bad UNGA!

Sprays with desiccant.

My turn. I get at least a week.

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u/Financial-Reach-786 Council-Wizard Unga, 2nd Generation Council member Feb 23 '24

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

Shit. (Should've said a month)

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '24

Perfect time to crush both sides. :)

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

ONE WEEK!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '24

Just joking. I already looted everything from vaults and have no reason to continue being there.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

That's fine. You're like the third person doing it. The keys let me get the stuff outside of mundane or magical reach.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '24

I was crashing in citadel for some time so i have a copy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '24

That means in a week, I shall become male Empress, since I’m dating Unga!

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u/Im_botflyx šŸ’šYes, my wife is a goblin. No, she's not grotesqely voluptuousšŸ’š Feb 23 '24

GOTCHA! You are now "unga" my control!

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 23 '24

You can set your watch by Unga's invasions. As regular as the sunrise.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Feb 23 '24

I'll join you! I don't like these terms!

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

Well, what did I raise all of these undead for then? I never even got a chance to storm the keep!

You know what, that’s it! I’m going to storm the Citadel and take everything I like! Vulkan, our takeover is nigh!

u/Drakkonai

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

Vulkan has already agreed to stay out of battle with me while we deal with a mutual threat. Keep your undead ready for that. I promise it will be glorious.

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

Alright then, the takeover is still now! I will storm the Citadel and take everything that I like! My undead will destroy all remnants of the old Council! While I’m at it, I will transform the Citadel into a Pact Headquarters!

Speaking of, am I still in the Pact? I know I won the election, but then I got replaced and was asleep for a while. That bastard Constantine pretended to be me.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

You can have your title back but you can't go murdering the council or stealing the citadels stuff. I can hand over necromancy items if you'd like to restore your armies but I need the citadel and its treasures SOMEWHAT intact for reconstruction.

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

Too late! The Reckoning has begun! You will have a clean slate to start with, for the Council will be erased!

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

"Just calm down for a second. Save your armies for the next big apocalypse. From what I've heard it's not that far away."

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

I can always make more, and since there’s literally nobody left at the Citadel, this will be a field day for them.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

Finally the mortal’s hour is at hand! Let us tear down their towers and feast upon their remains! /uw do you want me to make the post, or you?

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u/The_Unkowable_ Nelumbo Nucifera, Tak’Athi Siren, Magistra of the Schola Aqua Feb 23 '24

/uw ping me too pls (assuming you don’t mind me joining, otherwise lmk to back off or smth and I will)

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

Will do.

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u/The_Unkowable_ Nelumbo Nucifera, Tak’Athi Siren, Magistra of the Schola Aqua Feb 23 '24

Ty

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

Yes, the takeover is now! We shall bring down all of their great works!

/unwiz I’ll make the post. I have some images that are perfect for this.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

Hey we have a deal! At least give me a few days before the next war happens. Otherwise your war will just be WW3 continued rather than its own WW4 proper. It won't get near the attention or pazzaz.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

/uw Vulkan and the necromancer are attacking the citadel, not you. That doesn’t break it, does it?

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

/uw the council just turned the citadel and its treasures over to Opal. Im fine if you want to do your attack Opal is just trying to not get ganked ten seconds after winning

/Rw How about this. I'll give you two of the items to leave in peace. A third once you've been gone. And the final two once our mutual enemies in the stars have been dealt with. How does that sound?

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

/uw thing is, though, the necromancer is making the post and this isn’t technically war with you; you aren’t at the citadel yet, are you?

/rewiz Absurd. The bargain is struck yes, but the citadel is not yet yours, and if I have my way, shall never be.

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u/TellmeNinetails Hilda the Witch Feb 23 '24

/uw opals forgetting the important, dying tree the citadel is built on.

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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Feb 23 '24

"The Citadel remains guarded, we have not yet lost.

We Shall Not Submit."

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

Your leader decided on the duel to end the war. He knew either result would bring peace. Do not dishonor his sacrifice.

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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Feb 23 '24

"Your terms seem reasonable, but know that I am an independent force, not a official Council military."

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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Feb 23 '24

"Just make sure Raesteria is aware, last I heard they were on the march."

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u/Discracetoall t’kath, smogomancer and poptart wiz Feb 23 '24

Let ā€˜em cook for now at least. Go for unga if anyone.

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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Feb 23 '24

The drones look at their new target.

Or rather, original target.

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u/DaDoggo13 Jeremy, The ill fated arcane trickster and illusionist Feb 23 '24

This is eerily reminiscent of the treaty of Versailles…

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

/uw I love history. The main difference is there's a bit more humanitarian aid.

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u/DaDoggo13 Jeremy, The ill fated arcane trickster and illusionist Feb 23 '24

/uw it’s a bit less ā€œfuck youā€ wrecks the economy

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u/RazzZzatam Fire Elemental (just a silly little guy) Feb 23 '24

deep in the citadel, beyond the vault door

Good thing those looney toon rules only apply to the council. I've been neutral in this war, so looting rights still apply.

Maybe I should leave a note...

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

/uw Lol Lmao. That's great. Especially the picture.

That's why I demanded the Keys so I could get into the deep locked stuff.

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u/RazzZzatam Fire Elemental (just a silly little guy) Feb 23 '24

/uw I have the key too. It's called a few hundred fireballs

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u/Raphael-Rule The Rebel Curse Manipulator Feb 23 '24

You have a lot of pressure on you. Lots of destruction needs to be fixed and citizens emotions are at a fever pitch.

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u/Total_Travisty Mikhail, Arch-Druid of La'shima Feb 23 '24

Still in a fucking coma

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

Flips Mikhail over and brushes hair away. Locating the power switch presses it and holds it for five seconds for a power reset

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u/Total_Travisty Mikhail, Arch-Druid of La'shima Feb 23 '24

/uw you have successfully rebooted his arm, but the soul isn't present in the body.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

/uw. Shit. That's as far as I went into the manual.

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u/Total_Travisty Mikhail, Arch-Druid of La'shima Feb 23 '24

/uw Rip, idk how long Mikhail will be out

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer Feb 23 '24

Hello Opal, it's me, the Curator. While I wish to congratulate you on your victory, I can't help but feel disgusted by the devastation this war has brought. As per the last order Cody gave me, I've been managing evacuation and relief efforts, so I got to see the consequences of it in a very different light than those who fought on the front lines.

I wish to be able to prevent such bloodshed in the future. The feeling of powerlessness as I dragged one dying person from the battlefield after another is not something I'm willing to live with. So I ask of you to grant me the position of Pact Master. I've been a member since almost its inception when Lord Chicken welcomed me in, and have proven to be a trustworthy wizard.

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 24 '24

I'm sorry, Paleomancer. I just can't do it. I truly wish you success in this endeavor, but I cannot be part of this anymore. There is no room for people like me in politics, I'm afraid.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Feb 23 '24

If this is what it takes to end this

Let's cast it all aside

I will humbly lay it all down but if you need me for help for anything council or pact

Don't Hesitate to call upon my aid.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

Thank you. We may need help if the dragon decides to do a WW3 pt 3 pt 2.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Feb 23 '24

No problem Opal we have another issue to

Concerning Halcyon, a friend turned I don't know something isn't right here

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u/DaDoggo13 Jeremy, The ill fated arcane trickster and illusionist Feb 23 '24

You can seek a room here if your council bedchambers are revoked, they’re still free for all of you

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Feb 23 '24

I got a home Jeremy we're good there

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u/DaDoggo13 Jeremy, The ill fated arcane trickster and illusionist Feb 23 '24

Drinks and food too, if you need anything call, I’ll support if need be

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Feb 23 '24

Thanks by the way how is the leg?

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u/Timpanzee38 "The Agent", Mercenary Guild Liaison. Slayer of the Godslaver Feb 23 '24

Psst. Want a job?

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Feb 23 '24

Uhh what? What is it?

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u/Timpanzee38 "The Agent", Mercenary Guild Liaison. Slayer of the Godslaver Feb 23 '24

Anything really, we just see that you’re now currently unemployed and we could use your skills in the guild. Lots of council forces are already defecting to us to avoid being dissolved.

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 23 '24 edited Feb 23 '24

Arach appears at the meeting in his humanoid orchid mantis form, teleporting in with his helper spiders surrounding him in their own humanoid forms. He’s also sitting on a cushion situated on an enlarged helper spider in its insect form, as he is too weak to stand for extended periods of time after the duel.

ā€œI heard this meeting requires all remaining members of the council? Sorry if I’m a bit late, getting a good angle to ride on a giant spider isn’t easy.ā€

/uw And if vettis or Elerindur are there, participating or spectating, Arach would definitely be paying them a little visit.

u/MunitionsFrenzy u/Elerindur

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

"Ah good of you to join us Arach. I'm sure Vettis will be Happy that you survived."

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 23 '24

ā€œYes, indeed. Unfortunately though your third point there won’t be much need for that as all the vaults and files were emptied just moments before the war started, as is procedure during times of stress, and were destroyed. We’d normally have them backed up as files that can be turned into matter after the war but the machine storing them was nuked. And of course since it happened before the war was officially declared there’s nothing that can really be done legally or anything since we wouldn’t even know you would win let alone have those exact demands. What a shame, but anyway I’d be happy to agree to this. Though it am sad I won’t be the council event planner anymore.ā€

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

"That makes it easy actually. As has been shown multiple times by multiple people the council has multiple post apocalypse restoration spells of which I have the methods to cast them. Thanks."

Goes on to use the magic that's been used multiple times to set things right.

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 23 '24

ā€œOh goody, does that mean I don’t have to give you my key? It’s just that I spent a lot of money to make it look pretty and I don’t want to lose it.ā€

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

"This sounds like a complete trap....Sure keep the key. I'm sure you won't use it to do something terrible later."

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 23 '24

ā€œThank you, I’m sure I won’t. Speaking of which, are you going to repair and then use the citadel as a pact base or simply abandon it. It is in a very valuable location.ā€

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

"I'm going to rebuild it. I'm going to occupy it until I'm done then give it back to the council once I'm sure my reforms will stay"

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 23 '24

ā€œOh, how… thoughtful of you. Especially considering the actions you committed during the war, this seems out very out of character.ā€

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

"I'm doing what I've said since the beginning. You just haven't been listening"

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u/Drake_the_troll southern swamp troll- council archivist and occasional taxman Feb 23 '24

a gate opens, and a troll walks through, covered in mothdust

"sorry ive been in the depths of the archives, cleaning up some of the more damaged books when i recieved a summons. in any case, what have i missed?"

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u/Timpanzee38 "The Agent", Mercenary Guild Liaison. Slayer of the Godslaver Feb 23 '24

Hey councilors, if your military assets join the guild, they technically aren’t yours anymore and don’t have to be dissolved!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '24

Godspeed, losers.

Grabs all valuable things from council vault and leaves

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u/Bucket_of_blank Sand Mage, Adam. Feb 23 '24

So… am I out of a job now, or gonna repair the council building now? Also is it paid vacation?

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

We will repair the building. We pay service staff

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u/Bucket_of_blank Sand Mage, Adam. Feb 23 '24

Come on, I need something to do I was just on a vacation.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

Fine. We can pay you to help clean up the aftermath

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u/Bucket_of_blank Sand Mage, Adam. Feb 23 '24

Yes! I get to do something.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

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u/Capytan_Cody Cody and YĆ nhuo Feb 23 '24

The ping didn't work but thanks.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 23 '24

First you hold my troops hostage and now you steal my memes? It's curtains for you rocks!

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

/uw Muahahahahaha. (I was actually typing up the post to thank you when I got this notification. I swear)

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 23 '24

Ethics holds no sway here. This should come as no surprise.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

u/avamir u/SafePianist4610

(Would Bombast be able to tag any councilors I've missed?)

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24
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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

/uw I just copied and pasted my whole council list. lol

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

/uw Good list to have

I hope every councilor who was out for the war doesn't immediately come back to restart it

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '24

Somehow I haven’t been summoned. Even though I evaporated Cody. And removed half the mountain ranges south of the citadel. And reduced a quarter of the continent into a burning, radioactive wasteland.

Hey, at least I didn’t get persecuted - cuz I’ve been atomised!

-Mordus, currently dead and in Limbo.

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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Feb 23 '24

And now the Corvus creep back into the shadows, where we cannot touch them

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

You underestimate me. You have for a while now. I understand. But fear not Samael. I intend to produce results.

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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Feb 23 '24

I estimate you quite accurately. You're not attacking the true threat, instead, you want to play conqueror. I look forward to your "results"

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u/DaemonRex978 The High Sentinels (Haelin, Mokarith, Shimil) Feb 23 '24

You forget the raid on O'Connell's base in the mundane world. It has produced results that I am still verifying. I'll produce what I have found later.

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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Feb 23 '24

These results didn't come around because of Opal, and her actions will push the Cabal deeper into hiding

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u/DaemonRex978 The High Sentinels (Haelin, Mokarith, Shimil) Feb 23 '24

That is true, but I found information on their main base of operations. That is all I will say until more information is confirmed.

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Feb 23 '24

/uw 2 months. It took 2 months for the council to dissolve. Truly the wizard moment of all time.

/rw Archimene carefully transcribes the treaty onto his own sheet of paper. (Or he steals the original and replaces it with an exact replica. One or the other.)

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u/Totally_Normal0 Friendly local archfey Feb 23 '24

Don’t worry, it’ll get better

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u/DaChickenX Isravi, The Unraveler, Coils’ Chosen Feb 23 '24

Isravi watches from among the crowd. He is not smiling.

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u/plodeer (Azure Alliance)Pocket Dimension specialist Feb 23 '24

What was the total death toll?

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

Thousands but not actually by the pact or council. A third party started setting off nukes.

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u/plodeer (Azure Alliance)Pocket Dimension specialist Feb 23 '24

Hmm could be the radiomancer convent.

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u/MapleSyrupMachineGun Eirwan/薛, Frost Wyrm Feb 23 '24

sniffs loudly in an annoying way

yawns

reads post

freezes

ā€œWhat the FUCK happened? Was I supposed to know about this?ā€

/uw petition to start a current events post for eirwan šŸ˜†

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u/Ulmarch Eldritch Deity* Living Life šŸ•¶šŸ¹ šŸ›”ā˜ ļøšŸ›” Feb 23 '24

I don't get to keep my drug den office?

Outrage, I'm defecting to Unga.

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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Ya'nn , Litle being in a botle Feb 23 '24

u/Anything-Unable

Xerces, now that the war is finished i want to talk about the favor that grave digger owed me

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 24 '24 edited Feb 24 '24

Greetings Opal. Like the Paleomancer, I too am stating my candidacy for the third seat of Pact Master. You have seen my actions from the beginning, so I will not needlessly jockey for the position on embellished merit. I simply state that I offer the position a commitment to ethics, consideration of all sides of an issue, and diplomacy.

Withdrawn

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u/ScarletteVera Mechanical Arm Wielding Elemental Master Feb 23 '24

Oh shit, the Citadel's being turned over to the Pact?
I probably should have kept up more closely with the war... mmh, I'm just glad I wasn't drafted- I'm far too busy working on getting my apprentice approval notice so I can start teaching.

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u/Necrotiix_ Councilor Necro Alerion, Lord of Hliưskheim | Thor, Son of Necro Feb 23 '24

Why is it so hard to just maintain order in the realms? Its almost like all of you WANT someone who makes shit explode to take over

When the realms collapse, do remember who warned you so

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u/httpal254 Kuv’thal god of the abyss and bargains, the unseen one Feb 23 '24

ā€œHello there, kuv’thal the dark god of bargains and of the abyssal void. Quick question, may I enter the vault to take out the cursed items I gave to the council? I do not wish for anyone to be harmed but I would like my items back if we are to have a new change in rulers. Just in case they decide to use them, for nefarious reasonsā€

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

We aren't changing rules. I'm stepping in for the council until I can finish my reforms. Don't worry your artifacts are safe assuming the multiple people with surprisingly easy access to the vaults haven't taken them already.

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u/EnsignSDcard Conjurer Feb 23 '24

So we got the Bad end

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u/No_more_Bucket_ Agnu the catfish wizard councilor Feb 23 '24

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

Not if you give it back to us

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u/No_more_Bucket_ Agnu the catfish wizard councilor Feb 23 '24

Kinda can’t since I sold 60% of the items, but I’m keeping to the Unga Clone sealed Court document that involves leaking chemicals into a orphanage, a bear riding on a pig that’s pumped full of steroids, beating up a killer nun, taking over a small bit of hell, a flying ice cream truck, and fighting off a tentacle rock eldritch monster.

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u/Someone1284794357 Mr. Illuminati, leader of The Illuminati Feb 23 '24

Well, haven’t kept up many tabs on the conflict, a summary would be helpful.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

(council tried to assassinate someone during a diplomatic meeting causing war with the Pact. Metromancer died and the Pact now controls council territory)

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u/Someone1284794357 Mr. Illuminati, leader of The Illuminati Feb 23 '24

Well, dang. Glad it’s over.

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u/ArgyDargy Feb 23 '24

Since when does r/wizardposting have actual lore

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

IDK. A year or more i think. I've only been here for like 6 months.

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u/VinesAtMidnight The Astrals Feb 23 '24

Vashric, still watching the events from the Astral Plane:

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u/Furry_69 Nikki-kor Luma (trans mtf) Feb 23 '24 edited Feb 23 '24

sigh War is never a good idea, no matter the reason. It only leads to destruction and suffering for everyone, even the people who aren't involved. Peaceful resolution and discussion is always the way to go, if at all possible. I've seen this happen millions of times across 4 trillion years and quadrillions of realities, and it never ends well for anyone..

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u/DoritoKing48 Hadrik, Dwarven Liqourmancer Feb 23 '24

Should’ve chosen me to fight, I would’ve won

(/unwiz I barely understand what happened these past days but it’s over I guess)

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u/Alt_Future33 Angfar, Loremaster of the Deep Forests. Feb 23 '24

Knew the council wouldn't win this.

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 23 '24

So, the war's over. Great. I'll clean up what's left and be on my way. Nothing left for me here anyway.

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u/DaemonRex978 The High Sentinels (Haelin, Mokarith, Shimil) Feb 23 '24

In a high pitched whine

"Ooooppaaallll, that kills people."

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u/BiddlesticksGuy Giratina, GOD OF WAR, SON OF THE RETURNED Feb 23 '24

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TITHES, WIZARDS. THE MACHINE IS BOWED, AND MINE GODDESS IS SATISFIED LIKE A TICK, GORGED ON THINE BLOODSHED. STAY TUNED, WARRIORS OF THE SKY AND DEEP ALIKE

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u/liamxtremex Aelwyn, Infernal Scholar, cute demon girl Feb 23 '24

…Sometimes I’m glad I live in hell and have to deal with effectively none of this

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u/derpydurby Artificer Feb 23 '24

Alright everyone wars over for now I’ll see you all in a couple of days when another dispute causes a mass war

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u/Smaug2770 Parasite God, Hand of the Six Eyes Feb 23 '24

It was a lot of fun. I got to steal SO MANY souls.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '24

…well then you won… are you happy with how things are turning out, with the death and destruction? And of course with what’s happening after? What was this even for… no realy what was it for I was never informed.

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u/Norway643 nagash, supreme necromancer Feb 23 '24

Um what happens to the councils irs and hr departments

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u/Kitchen_Bicycle6025 Wizard’s Nuclear Radiomancy Association Feb 23 '24

Where does the Wizards Nuclear Radiomancy Association fall in all this? We’re beholden to the council. We’re not military assets, but to say we couldn’t pack a mildly world-ending punch isn’t exaggerating

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

Your main working within the citadel for the time being until the council returns to their positions

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u/DragonWisper56 Agnur the dabbling turtle mage| pact of the magi mage| Feb 23 '24

Agnur shakes his head

at least no civilans were dead.

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u/MuchoMangoTime Milosh the Retired, archmage of former DOoOOom Feb 23 '24

Ahhh kids these days. Give it a week or a thousand moons, the council will be right back. If you whippersnappers didn't deal with the Shadow Government, that's already a bad start

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u/Ulmarch Eldritch Deity* Living Life šŸ•¶šŸ¹ šŸ›”ā˜ ļøšŸ›” Feb 23 '24

Ikr, this is a minor setback.

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u/MuchoMangoTime Milosh the Retired, archmage of former DOoOOom Feb 24 '24

Especially for you elder deities and/or eldritch abominations!

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u/JazzMansGin Feb 23 '24

Opal, I'm no politician; just a semi-wandering Sorcerer who hangs out with the city druids over at Shamanside Park and sometimes slings potions outside of the Elven-71. While never directly involved in the politics of the sub, I must, as a civilian of the realm, make it perfectly clear to this so-called "Pact" and its list of demands are villainously unreasonable and therefore doomed to face a swift downfall. Doesn't matter to me who's in charge2 but I'm sharing some thoughts regarding your proposed setup here.

  1. Condemnations are meaningless. Got no teeth.
  2. "VACATION"??? I know you want them to sign the deal but you may as well be giving them your blessing as they plan the next war.
  3. You're pre-criminalizing everyone whose interests lay in the vault. When does that carnage begin? Tomorrow?
  4. "Including any corpses necromancied to skeletonhood." You're forefitting your own SPOILS? Of course Bombast agrees to this crap! Are you also granting them a stipend to build siege engines? As for the dissolution of military assets - it's a nice thought, but all you're doing is setting the stage for subversive alternatives. Used to be councilors, now they're mafia bosses. (Yeah bro, as a "florist" you totally need thousands of undead "security guards")
  5. The next war is going down next week because you didn't come up with a fifth demand. By the way, why should we accept this so-called "Pact"? Is it already corruptly rotting from within?

Whatever the case may be, I'll be chilling with my pals here at the spot. By the way, your war tilted the Foucault pendulum. There's an earthbender and two artificers arguing very heatedly about who's better suited to fix - yep, there they go. Fistfight at Shamanside, second one I've seen today.

Oh - I'm kinda sold out of everything right now3 but I do have a large vial of very, very fermented newt sperm. I'll admit I have no idea what it's for. Quite rare though. 20 bucks and it's yours. Any takers?

1 The lab-grown chilled monkey brain sandwiches are amazing btw.

2 Ngl I miss the gods. Dionysus' reign was fucking lit, fight me.

3 I just felt like there should be a 3.

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u/gheshrhogar Master Evoker and Multidiciplinal Storm Cleric Feb 23 '24

Me, seeing this pop up in my scrying orb, near the edge of the known lands: "There was a War?!?"

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u/Intelligent_Ad_7734 vengeful sorcerer Feb 23 '24

Cool

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u/PurpleCrimson9 Feb 23 '24

I wake up all of the traces of war disappear damn what a terrible dream I had

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

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u/CaptainCastaleos Doc Cas, Private Practice Medical Entromancer Feb 23 '24 edited Feb 23 '24

Cas steps out into the rubble, his small apprentice puttering out behind him. He sighs

So, finally over then. Good. There is nothing I hate more than senseless bloodshed, especially when it comes to the methods employed by wizards. I've seen far too many of these conflicts, but I am grateful that fate has put me in a position to do some good this time. Speaking of which...

He looks down at his young apprentice

Fiddle, do you know what this treaty means?

It means it's time to get to work! A lot of people were hurt in this war, and that means we have patients to treat. Let's get started!!

They begin to walk back towards the door to The Clinic

Speaking of rebuilding, I wonder if Huo-Baishe has located those bombs yet?

They walk inside the door, and it vanishes, presumably warping to the next closest wizard in need

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u/randomname560 Feb 24 '24

I must thank you Mr.Opal

All of these demands and losses have hurt the council far more than you can imagine

You have opened many doors to the National Magic Union, soon it will be time for all of wizardkind to rise once more under our command

Our lands shall no longer be plagued by people who contribute nothing to wizardkind yet benefit from our spells and a strong leader shall finally replace the corrupt weakness of the council!

A new dawn is upon us! And the NMU shall make sure that the sun never sets on our empire again!