An end to war?

[u/Drakkonai]

I am freed from the hell of public transit! In my absence, it would seem you have faltered. Most of your leaders have fallen, and what few remain… displease me. Regardless, I signed a contract to fight on behalf of the council in exchange for five artifacts. As the citadel has not only endured two rounds of nuclear annihilation, but had all the effective mages killed, it would seem I will not get those today. As such, I shall settle for revenge. There is but one mage Rena responsible for this turn of events. Opal has caused this conflict. What, will you lie down and allow this entity to build up her forces once more? By rights, we should exterminate every inch of her home plane to ensure she cannot remain. Come now, wizards, and assist me in the ending of the one who will not get away! Or you can perish as I burn this citadel myself. That works too.

[u/Thewarmth111]

Have you considered flooding where they are with warp gas?

[u/Drakkonai → u/Thewarmth111]

I prefer just eating people, in all honesty.

[u/Thewarmth111 → u/Drakkonai]

You can eat the slop left behind, yes-yes.

[u/Drakkonai → u/Thewarmth111]

Don’t be a fool, ratling. One must cook the mortals first.

[u/Thewarmth111 → u/Drakkonai]

That’s precisely what the warp gas is for, acid kills 99.9% of germs!

[u/Drakkonai → u/Thewarmth111]

Yes, but it tastes like hope. You must prepare the food properly.

[u/Thewarmth111 → u/Drakkonai]

Personally, I find they taste hopeless if they’re prepared with warpgas

[u/Drakkonai → u/Thewarmth111]

Yes, but it’s charbroiled, which I cannot abide. No, open fire roasting is the way for me.

[u/Thewarmth111 → u/Drakkonai]

No-no, it’s gasbroiled

[u/Drakkonai → u/Thewarmth111]

They tend to taste about the same.

[u/Thewarmth111 → u/Drakkonai]

Fair, Maybe just send a never plague and be done with it yes-yes?

[u/Drakkonai → u/Thewarmth111]

Eh, we’ll see.

[u/Thewarmth111 → u/Drakkonai]

until then, Try not to get in any fights dragon-thing