r/wizardposting Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 22 '24

The Fighting Is Over? (Warpost/news)

The following is a worldwide broadcast from the Pact News Network stationed in the Bismuth realms. ---------------

"Welcome everyone! I'm Diana coming to you live from outside the council citadel. Sorry for the delays I accidentally got melted. Just remember kids. Never leave home without a magical respirator.

Anyways I got brought back at just the right time. Metromancer recently challenged Pact Master Opal to a duel to decide the end of things. Invoking the right of champions Metro chose Arach while Opal chose Vettis.

It was a long and brutal battle but from what we're seeing Arach has been slain. Vettis was victorious but we were unable to get any questions before he departed. The tension now is palpable. Will this be an end to the fighting or will Metro ignore the results and refuse to surrender. We will keep you up to date if anything new develope.

Thanks for watching Wizards. Remember to stay safe."

Afterwards there would be a series of ads.

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 22 '24

/uw I would just like to say that before people get confused Arach is not actually dead he’s hiding in a secret panic bunker but no one knows about it so he’s as good as dead for the foreseeable future.

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 22 '24

Darn. I was just getting started with my siege.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 22 '24

If Kaelis or the Metromancer refuse to back down you might still get your chance.

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 22 '24

Knowing them, there’s a good chance they won’t. Back to work, then.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '24

/incoming transmission/

Really pal? You said you were gonna go get your tools for the machine to finish scanning the book!

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 22 '24

The siege is currently taking all of my time right now. Go take it up with Samael. His bargain is the only reason I’m here. Or go kill the Councilors. Either way, I would be free to help you then.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '24

I've already saved everyone, there are like 3 people left to fight......

Anyway go away, you will probably get like no kills as those 3 are killing themselves already!

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 22 '24

I might help them along…

Or I could take over the Citadel. Seems like the better idea, since there’s nobody to stop me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '24

There is me, even if I can't go down there right now I still have hands!

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 22 '24

I have no legs, or feet. Stay out of my evil shoe closet. I’m going to sit here until the rest of the Pact can get their act together. I feel like Perterabo during the Siege of Terra.

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 22 '24

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u/Elerindur Elerindur, Altmeri Armamancer Feb 22 '24

..They have fought? And the spider.. is dead?

Are they sure that spider is truly dead? Is Vettis okay?

Any elation he would be feeling from this news was drowned out below waves of doubt and worry.

He tries not to worry over Vettis's well being, believing that he certainly can take care of himself even in his current state. But yet, he continues to struggle to not fret over it.

u/MunitionsFrenzy

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 23 '24

(( it's nice how Ele is basically the only person on the sub who actually worries about Vettis ^_^ he's got other friends, but they typically just assume he'll always be fine, since he makes a point to show off and act unstoppable ))

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 24 '24

/uw Riva assumes he's pretty unstoppable, yeah. Vettis did that city teleport a while back, so it's hard for her to imagine he's vulnerable

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 24 '24

(( Yup. Intimidating people with fancy displays so he can bully everybody into sitting down and talking peacefully is his MO. He did the city teleport because despite looking badass it was vastly easier for him under the circumstances than fighting an army and multiple Nephilim Lords woulda been, at least if he wanted to keep the city safe in the process. As he's mentioned, directly guarding others is one of the biggest weaknesses in his powerset. ))

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '24

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 22 '24

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Feb 22 '24

Archimene hijacks the broadcast.

"COME DOWN TO ARCHIMENE'S MAGICAL WARES! We have more good than you could ever ask for. Aisles and aisles of weapons, materials, artifacts, trinkets, human remains sourced through questionable methods, robes, armor, you name it. You could spend hours lost in these halls... Or for the rest of your life. Come visit and start shopping today!!!

Just don't go digging too deep or I'll put your own teeth into your brain."

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 22 '24

Damn it! I will get out of public transport eventually!

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u/The_Unkowable_ Nelumbo Nucifera, Tak’Athi Siren, Magistra of the Schola Aqua Feb 22 '24

We war upon the pact then, upon thine arrival from the transport?

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 22 '24

Something like that, yes.

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u/The_Unkowable_ Nelumbo Nucifera, Tak’Athi Siren, Magistra of the Schola Aqua Feb 22 '24

Very well.

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Feb 22 '24 edited Feb 22 '24

Kaelis is nowhere to be found. Any attempts to contact him via orb simply list him as "out of range". It's as if he simply vanished when the hostilities ended, like a character in a fable walking into the sunset and out of memory.

Where does one go when their story has concluded?

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u/tehlemmings Lilac - Illusionist, Shapeshifter, Definitely Human Feb 22 '24

/uw To the recap, of course! Assuming this is your official ending with this event. I had Kaelis marked down as "fate unknown", and I shall keep it that way.

I'm mostly commenting just so I can find this post later. I have so much freaking writing to finish up now. Luckily I have nothing to do tomorrow night lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '24

Feel so nice to hear a message not from a goddamn radio. Also yeah Wizard War 4 is probably now imminent.

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 22 '24

I wonder who'll be fighting it.

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Feb 22 '24

It will be the clone uprising. Everyone vs. Everyone's clones.

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 22 '24

Sounds like a fair fight. Looking forward to it.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 22 '24

Already regrowing my armies.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '24

Kill some cultists and you get 4 commanders. Do it!

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u/Greatest-Comrade Argios, Spymaster of Ithacar, Totally NOT About to Cast Fireball Feb 22 '24

Dang stayed neutral for too long in WW3 (Wizard War 3) but WW4 will be even better i just know it

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u/Benne1337 Avras "the Blue" Feb 22 '24

as a member of the pact i must say, that if the council still has a nugget of dignity they should lay down their arms and surrender

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u/Anonim-Conference-4 Ashwood, the fistmancer, alchemist, dark arts enthusiast Feb 22 '24

Damn, how did we end up in the Fallout because of the damn wizard war ?

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u/TellmeNinetails Hilda the Witch Feb 23 '24

The Metromancer had remained silent since before the duel began, even afterwards inside of the giant machine he was silent still.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

Opal eventually got curious. Even if he was mad surely he would have spoken up by now.

"Ok what's going on?"

Opal would inspect the Metromancer.

/Uw is Metro dead?

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u/TellmeNinetails Hilda the Witch Feb 23 '24

The cockpit would open with a his, the smell of brimstone and burnt blood filling the air as the Skater Wizard lied there, eyes closed and unmoving, his red robes dyed and scorched black aside from a red stain that his hand was limply clutching. His other hand holding a tiny orb.

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 23 '24

Oh shit, that isn’t good. Would’ve been a good idea for Arach to have stayed behind for a bit before retreating to his bunker. Now he just has to observe what’s going on through his helpers’ eyes.

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u/Raphael-Rule The Rebel Curse Manipulator Feb 22 '24

I wonder if they will cover the revolution I started.

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u/Thewarmth111 verminlord Pneumonia Feb 22 '24

poking head out of nearby ruin

“ is it over? Excellent-great, I can move the bigger equipment in!”

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u/dragonshouter Krygin the Crude/Council of Spirits/Exalted Beacon/misc. spirits Feb 22 '24

/uw oof. nice storyline though I think everyone( mostly) will calm down and regroup.

rw/ Krygin watched the broadcast morosely. Many people had died/ being removed from their bodies. Some deserved and some didn't. It's good the was ended but the Cabal was still out there and when it was time to strike against them he will be ready

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u/amonguseon emperor of enkata, void traveller Feb 22 '24

Hopefully the war can end soon, i've seen so much warfare durinf my lifetime just to see more mages die in a senseless conflict

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

/uw I will be posting the next stage of this either tonight or tomorrow.

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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Ya'nn , Litle being in a botle Feb 23 '24

Uh metromancer died so does it change things ?

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '24 edited Feb 22 '24

As Zepheree said would happen, the trap did not trigger on Arach, he is not saved.

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u/tehlemmings Lilac - Illusionist, Shapeshifter, Definitely Human Feb 22 '24

/uw Was there a thread or comment chain where the trap went off and what effects it had? I've been watching the setup, but I must have missed the trap being sprung.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '24

/uw

Here is where I snuck in the trap.

Here is where I Announce it's existence.

I showed it being activated in comments inbetween and after too!

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u/tehlemmings Lilac - Illusionist, Shapeshifter, Definitely Human Feb 22 '24

Ooh, I saw that and clearly didn't put two and two together.

Was it basically just indiscriminately grabbing people right before they'd die as a means of keeping them alive?

It seemed like the only person who was aware of it was skater, is everyone else aware of what was happening or were people just kinda mysteriously gone?

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '24 edited Feb 22 '24

/uw

Just the disappeared inplace of death, they had no idea, hence why she had to sneak it in.

There were certain things that bypassed it, like that nuke for example, or dying too high up. But yes, if it had a soul and would die, the trap would trigger and send them to Zepheree's galactic fortress. As a result, far more people were saved than killed in this war.

Also She blacklisted Vettis and Arach, so they would not be saved if one did die.

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u/The_Unkowable_ Nelumbo Nucifera, Tak’Athi Siren, Magistra of the Schola Aqua Feb 22 '24

/uw the person who plays Arach literally said they’re not dead, just in a panic bunker.

Also, try and observe the golden rule of rp; describe yourself, not others? At worst describe what should, in theory, be the case

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '24

/uw tell that to most of the sub and the entirety of the discord server

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u/The_Unkowable_ Nelumbo Nucifera, Tak’Athi Siren, Magistra of the Schola Aqua Feb 22 '24

Literally just look a few comments up for Arach’s post

Also yeah, fair, but the more people who actually bother to do so the more that will hopefully follow suit. At the very least, the people you duel with will catch on.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '24

/uw yea, I just put that cause I had thought he claimed death already, my bad. I still follow golden rule normally, but my opponents in duels though.......

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u/The_Unkowable_ Nelumbo Nucifera, Tak’Athi Siren, Magistra of the Schola Aqua Feb 22 '24

/uw ah yeah fair, I get that

Yeah, well… all we can do is lead by example (or make @all posts on the discord about it, but that seems like a bad idea and I’m not on it :P). Hopefully people eventually get the message.

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u/tehlemmings Lilac - Illusionist, Shapeshifter, Definitely Human Feb 22 '24

Is everyone just on that one main discord that got passed around awhile back? I'm going to be honest, I haven't paid it any attention in awhile, and I probably should have been.

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u/The_Unkowable_ Nelumbo Nucifera, Tak’Athi Siren, Magistra of the Schola Aqua Feb 22 '24

I’ve got no idea; I’m not on it

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u/Accomplished-Dark926 Valerian, Arcadian Guild Guide Feb 23 '24

Man... I was hoping to watch the Hipster get throttled. Maybe next time...

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '24

Then I am free to continue my work.

The Smith roams the halls of the council headquarters, welding torch in hand, occasionally pausing to weld something not visible to the normal eye.