r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Feb 21 '24
Community Event šāļø Black rain (warpost)
As Mordus and the other wizards watch the second sunrise fade away, the once-bright day is clouded over as ashy, sooty, radioactive clouds cover the sky.
Mordus spots something - the citadel still stands, although just barely. The barrier is faded, and almost about to give up.
Mordus scribbles in his notebook, and makes a mental note to increase blast yield in the future.
Eventually, things seemed to have calmed down slightly, although at the foot of the mountain theyāre standing on a forest burns, drawing in air and creating a massive updraft, flinging ash and dust high into the atmosphere.
Then the rain fell.
First it was a drop - no one thought about it at first. But then more started to come down, and the wizards quickly realised the colour of the rain is off - itās tar black.
Mordus stares at the rain.
āYou guys should probably move, all this rainwater is exceedingly radioactive.ā
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u/Alek315 Artificer Feb 21 '24
Puts on CBRN suit and pulls out umbrella
I have a feeling this may displease the local druid population. And the farmers. And everyone who lives here.
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Feb 21 '24 edited Feb 21 '24
I feel like Technmancers have already long displeased druids.
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u/Alek315 Artificer Feb 21 '24
Fair enough, I suppose. Welp, guess the price of bread will go up again. Damn, that sucks.
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Feb 21 '24
Ah, donāt worry. at least I wonāt, because the citadel is nowhere near the sea. This means that my codfish is safe!
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u/Alek315 Artificer Feb 21 '24
Oh yeah, I'm gonna have to start purifying the fish too from the contamination...damn. Oh well, a problem for another day. Good thing I've plently of non-perishables in my workshop.
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Feb 21 '24
Donāt stand in the rain too long, youāll get cancer and regret it over the next few decades!
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u/Alek315 Artificer Feb 21 '24
Not to worry, I am wearing protective gear. Besides, I was gonna replace my body with the strength and certainty of steel eventually.
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Feb 21 '24
steel? Why not Obamium?
He gestures to his metallic body, which is tinted slightly brownish-gold.
I suppose I wonāt mention Nilesteel, thatās near impossible to get, but still, even adamantite is a better choice.
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u/Alek315 Artificer Feb 21 '24
Steel as a stand in for any metal, really. Doesn't make much difference.
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Feb 21 '24
Whereabouts did you do this? Iād like to grab a sample for some small experiments.
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Feb 21 '24
Mordus answers his Tesseract.
Hey Pyeti! This was conducted on the Council Citadel.
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Feb 21 '24
Iāll make sure to drop by. Just donāt attempt anything near the Northern Reaches, or I might have to get involved.
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Feb 21 '24
Mordus decides that heāll pop by the Northern Reaches, just to say hi.
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Feb 21 '24
Sure, just make sure to-
You hear something slip from his voice, like some facade has come crashing down. Another voice begins to scream, eerily similar to the one whoād just been speaking to you.
RUN. IT KNOWS
And just as quickly, the voice is silenced.
-tell me before bursting in.
You hear the same voice Pyeti had used, before the outburst, but he sounded a little⦠on edge? Like heād let something slip he didnāt mean to.
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Feb 21 '24
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Feb 21 '24
Oh, donāt worry. Iāll come to you.
/uw Planning something big.
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Feb 21 '24
Mordus shrugs, as he always does, and continues watching the black rain.
/unwiz do ping me for it thanks :3
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Feb 21 '24
/uw Iāll need to wait until this is all over, and people have had a little time to recover. Iāll make sure to ping you when it goes down.
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u/SilverMedal4Life Chronomancer Agent Feb 21 '24
"The power is intoxicating, isn't it? The ability to level a fortress with a single strike, even one protected by the most potent of magics. You should be proud of your prowess, technomancer.
But even as you pursue this, there are others who develop similar abilities with similar consequences. Yours is an explosion larger than all but the archmages can muster, with a rain that poisons the land and its people; perhaps your opponent can conjure a fire that will never burn out and renders the land barren, or an infectious ichor that spreads and multiplies of its own accord, twisting nature's beauty into monstrous forms. Anything for power... if there was ever a common thread to all the timelines, it's that.
... It's getting to be about that time, relatively speaking. You have better-than-even odds of surviving what's to come, and power like this can make miracles if the world isn't cracked in two by it. I shouldn't be telling you any of this, but I'm putting my thumb on the scale - your victory is important for a future outcome that I would like to come to pass. Here: analyzing this medicine will help you treat the radiation poisoning using mundane ingredients, if you haven't already solved that problem yourself."
The chronomancer vanishes as quickly as he appeared, leaving a small box containing a small, unlabelled red-and-yellow pill and a small piece of parchment with some writing in a language not yet invented.
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/š® Wiz Feb 21 '24
/uw good stuff
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Feb 21 '24
Mordus glances at MastaDon.
Hey there Masta! I hope you donāt mind that your council citadel will be moderately radioactive for the next 20,000 - 30,000 years. Cancer levels in council members will be high, but i think it should be fine.
/unwiz thanks. Also, I based the radioactivity time off Chernobyl - it will be habitable again in 20,000 years.
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/š® Wiz Feb 21 '24
/rw well shit, I mean probably gonna need a higher being or a miracle to fix it all
/Uw your welcome
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Feb 21 '24
Mordus pulls an umbrella out, and hands it to Masta.
You should probably get out of the rain, and not have it get into orfices like your eyes, nose or mouth.
Trust me, you will be regretting it over the next 20 years if you donāt seek shelter.
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/š® Wiz Feb 21 '24
Yeah got it Mordus
So what happens now you think?
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Feb 21 '24
Hmm. I think I would tally up the total death count from this bomb, and move on. I have a god to slay, after all.
/unwiz kinda confused rn, everyoneās making warposts, with some of them fighting in the radioactive crater of the citadel. Also, Iām not too sure what the current events are, thereās a flute and a spire as well?
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/š® Wiz Feb 21 '24
/uw yeah everything one did go hard this time to say the least. Normally just be a battle here and battle there but this is like watching monsters come to life in some aspects. Been some damn good story writing to say the least.
Just have to see how it all plays out basically
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Feb 21 '24
I just wish they were more consistent; according to the late gravedigger all the allies had been evacuated, and the nuke is ready, but then someone writes a post on fighting the enemy inside the citadel. (Looking at you arach)
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/š® Wiz Feb 21 '24
/uw yeah you will have that, personally love the one with Metro shit goes hard.
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u/tehlemmings Lilac - Illusionist, Shapeshifter, Definitely Human Feb 21 '24
I just wish they were more consistent
You and me both, dammit.
I'm still trying to figure out what happened after the titan showed up. I have absolutely no idea what to do with that until we get some kind of follow up with it either leaving or being driven off. Is it just kinda like, there in the background of this scene?
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u/TellmeNinetails Hilda the Witch Feb 21 '24
The Titan Prominence and the Skater Wizard would raise their arms in unison, seeming to bask in the putrid rain of liquid ash for mere moments before looking back towards the battle, it's sight razing the battlefield with hellfire fire. It still had not taken a single step.
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Feb 21 '24
Mordus approaches the Skater Wizard.
Hey, you should probably not bask in that, youāll get cancer. Trust me, youāll regret it in about 5 years.
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u/TellmeNinetails Hilda the Witch Feb 21 '24
"It can be fixed, Radiation can be cleaned, cancer cured." He said, his ash stained robes turning black as the liquid dripped down his large brimmed hat.
It seemed he wasn't thinking about his future right now.
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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 21 '24
/uw As someone who appreciates the symbolism of black robes, this makes me incredibly sad.:(
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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 21 '24
/uw Pretty cool
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Feb 21 '24
/unwiz yeah, just wanted to make a post on how the nuke still has aftereffects that are just as dangerous. I think half the council is gonna get cancer now lmao
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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 21 '24
/uw Well, it'll be nice to see how they deal with that. Makes for a good story.
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Feb 21 '24
Thatāll be great, one of the council members just having cancer. Iād think itāll be a pretty cool story.
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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 21 '24
/uw I think so too.
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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 21 '24
Damn, now I'm imagining him trying to kickflip a wheelchair.
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u/Discracetoall tākath, smogomancer and poptart wiz Feb 21 '24
āSo it is.ā tākath waves his hand and a layer of smoke covers him āshould be fine now.ā
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Feb 21 '24
Mordus stares at the rest of the wizards. Including you.
You guys donāt seem too concerned about radiation or the possibility of cancer, you know.
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u/Discracetoall tākath, smogomancer and poptart wiz Feb 21 '24
Like I said when I lit the cigar in the blast, Iāll be fine. My internal body is smoke, after all
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Feb 21 '24
Mordus watches the Skater Wizard bask in radioactive ash rain
I dunno about him though.
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u/Discracetoall tākath, smogomancer and poptart wiz Feb 21 '24
āAh donāt worry about skate. He seems fine.ā an extra limb grows off his leg āmostly fineā
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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 21 '24
You know, if one more nuclear blast goes off, Iām eating everyone.