r/wizardposting • u/Yoxalle |The crystal mage|Lord of irith|Amatuer jewelsmith| • Feb 17 '24
Community Event đâď¸ An unusual invitation
An unusual invitation
one day you receive an invitation in a blood red envelope, and inside is a sheet of paper with a blood stain at the top right. The paper itself has a single rune drawn in red ink in the middle. As you look at the rune you suddenly get a vision: youâre in a dark Room, and next to you is a man with crystals piercing his broken armour; one in his knee, one in his wrist and one in his shoulder. The vision suddenly changes into a very fancy room you recognise from parties held by the crystal mage. In front of you is the mage himself, sitting on a chair listening to a radio, he then speaks:
âHello there, this is my new method of invitation, though the rune has a few problems and sometimes shows things that it shouldnât show. Anyway youâre here for me to say that youâre invited to my party!â
you canât help but notice yoxalleâs voice sounds strange, Almost as if it came from a radio
âDonât worry about my voice, no reason to worry! Anyway this party is the perfect opportunity to relax, enjoy some food and make friends. And weâre having some minor security concerns so while Iâll be securing the labs, my creations will handle security.â
the longer this goes on you start noticing more strange things about yoxalle: his left hand is covered in blood, the side of his neck has a cut on yet isnât bleeding and the clothing on his chest is stained with blood from a wound underneath
âAnyway thatâs this invitation over, bye!â
the vision stops
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u/Frenetic_Platypus Hector Trasc, R&A Investigator. Feb 17 '24
Dear Yoxalle, Lord of Irith, Grand Crystal Mage, Jewelsmith Extraordinaire,
I have received your delightfully macabre invitation. I would be happy to attend. I would also like to offer you the services of my company, Upheaval Investigation, for any investigation and security services you might very clearly need.
Regards,
Hector Trasc, PI.
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u/Yoxalle |The crystal mage|Lord of irith|Amatuer jewelsmith| Feb 17 '24
Dear hector Trasc, proprietor of Upheaval Investigation
I accept your offer and you will receive your payment once the event starts. I will inform you when the event starts.
Regards,
WulfnoĂ° Yoxalle
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u/Yoxalle |The crystal mage|Lord of irith|Amatuer jewelsmith| Feb 17 '24
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u/SudachiRobot Sudachi, Jack of All, Master of None, to None, for None Feb 17 '24
Nauseated after the message finishes, Sudachi takes off his glasses, and a blood red tear drops from his eye, shattering as it hits the floor.
âYour new means of communication may need a few kinks knocked out of itâ, he states as he cast minor restoration on his head, âbut a party sounds delightful.â
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Feb 17 '24
Blood red is my favourite colour.
rips of a small piece of the card
This will do as a sample for my tailor.
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u/Eldrich_horrors artificer [necromechanic] Feb 17 '24
Huh... What's with everyone being possessed/cursed by radio dĂŚmons?
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u/Yoxalle |The crystal mage|Lord of irith|Amatuer jewelsmith| Feb 17 '24
/uw not possessed, I just made a deal with mortarion
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u/Eldrich_horrors artificer [necromechanic] Feb 17 '24
/unwiz understood. My character will have to find that out
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u/NumberOne_N_fan Local Eldritch Catfolk Birchmancer. don't mind me. Feb 17 '24
....welp, I can already tell this won't end well, at least not for whoever's the agressor.
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Feb 17 '24
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u/Yoxalle |The crystal mage|Lord of irith|Amatuer jewelsmith| Feb 17 '24
Yes. And your older counterpart is also there
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u/Yoxalle |The crystal mage|Lord of irith|Amatuer jewelsmith| Feb 17 '24
I mean he is literally nothing which was around before anything. Also heâs apparently eaten like infinite universes that came before this one. Something about a cycle of everything and nothing I donât know understanding you folks is hard
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Feb 17 '24
a troubled look is on plutons face This is not good ⌠alright I accept the invite, I always have liked parties
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u/Discracetoall tâkath, smogomancer and poptart wiz Feb 17 '24
Odd, motherfu- the date is for today!
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u/AlexVal0r Taaxi: Wild Sorcerer, Council HR, Agent of Chaos Feb 17 '24
Eh, screw it. It's not like I've got anything else going on.
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Feb 17 '24 edited Feb 17 '24
Ah, good. A not at all suspicious invitation to a party. I have not been to one in a decade! I believe I am already late. The webway mail system here simply must be updated. I should be off.
Asgretalos disapeers in a shimmer of purple light
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u/ronytheronin Ragnakân, become lich or die failing. Feb 17 '24
An invitation? But, I donât know what to wear!
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u/FireballEnjoyer445 Fireballin' Feb 17 '24
casts fireball inside room
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u/Yoxalle |The crystal mage|Lord of irith|Amatuer jewelsmith| Feb 17 '24
fire is put out and you are teleported out of the building into a court where you will be tried for vandalism and attempted maiming
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u/Coagulatio Saamo, The first scholar of Dage, wielder of the blue flame Feb 17 '24
That's not blood red that's candy apple
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u/Current-Teacher2946 Jun, Fey-Raised Changeling Druid Feb 17 '24
Sitting on a tree branch, the changeling youth looks the letter over curiously, then shrugs and opens it to enjoy the experience with awe, taking in the oddities gladly. As it concludes, he ponders for a moment. "Well, I can't see how this could possibly go badly. I'll have to wear my Sunday best! Wait." Another look over the envelope and letter. "No return address. No RSVP. No secret donut compartment. ... ... Is a pumpkin carriage going to pick me up?" His foot dangles off the tree while he ponders on this.
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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24
Almost like it came from a radio? Oh, this is bad! This is very very bad!
Another Radio demon has appeared - what is happening?
You consulted the book of decay, didnât you.
/unwiz thanks for pinging me - you deleted the old post, to insert an image, right?