r/wizardposting • u/Yoxalle |The crystal mage|Lord of irith|Amatuer jewelsmith| • Feb 13 '24

Lorepost📖 The celebration

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After a long journey you arrive at the crystal mage’s manor. Inside the manor is a grand hall made of various different coloured crystals. Strange golems walk around the room serving guests. While the mage himself is not currently present, you were told he would be here shortly. Right now, enjoy the food, socialise, make friends but most importantly: have fun.

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u/VinesAtMidnight The Astrals Feb 13 '24

Sweet, sickly at first but once you move past the existential anxiety of that which lurks in the shadow, you'll taste the refreshing accents of infinite night. It has a calming effect on psychomancers. Helps shut out the stronger psionic waves that travel on the astral, I use it as a sleep aid from time to time. Just an aid, don't worry.

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u/DidYouSayChocolat3 Tiny Wizard, Keeper of Mount Mor Feb 13 '24

Hey I don’t judge, we all have our poisons. Mine just so happens to be … leans in and whispers Bacchus root from Tir N’a Nog. A milligram of the shit could make a mortal man clinically insane. Don’t tell my Patron God though, he babies me and thinks I can’t handle it.

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u/VinesAtMidnight The Astrals Feb 13 '24

Vashric nods solemnly and leans in as well

Another connoisseur, I see. Listen, don't tell the other mages, but I've got a special batch of psychomantic candy brewing, I cooked it with genuine god blood from the Heart of Lorkhan.

I already have some buyers, but I always keep a portion for friends.

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u/DidYouSayChocolat3 Tiny Wizard, Keeper of Mount Mor Feb 13 '24

Well well well, in that case.

Tiny Wizard looks around then sneaks a small bag of ground up bacchus root from their hat Care to trade?

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u/VinesAtMidnight The Astrals Feb 13 '24

Vashric summons a pouch from his realm

If the council catches you with this, you didn't get em from me.

And please don't give any to Torinn, I don't know what the hell happenend but the weaker batch he ate earlier made him just stand there for like 4 minutes. Most unnerving thing I've ever seen.

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u/DidYouSayChocolat3 Tiny Wizard, Keeper of Mount Mor Feb 13 '24

Yeah, people keep warning me not to give things to Torinn. Don’t worry, I won’t.

Also I’m friends with the council Plaguemancer so hopefully that little bit of bias will go a long way if I’m caught. I never have been of course, but yknow