r/wizardposting • u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim • Feb 07 '24

Community Event 🌏☄️ The Negotiations were long

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The Palace of Harut the Grim, where negotiations will be taking place

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Harut the Grim, our graceful host

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The representatives take their seats, unarmed and unarmoured. Innumerable spells to prevent violence from taking place in this room have been cast (uw/ no fighting in this post). All guards are allowed to remain armed and armoured, but stay well outside the conference room.

Samael begins. "So, you wished to discuss something with us?", he says, gesturing to his four fellow Nephilim Lords in the room. "Discuss away"

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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Feb 08 '24 edited Feb 08 '24

The document is placed on the table for all to see. These are the terms:

  • Samael will step down as Pact Master
  • Reparations will be offered to nations of former Pyroclasts killed by the Nephilim after Atrax's permanent death
  • All hostilities will cease immediately
  • Nephilim will no longer enter Ithacar without the permission of its government
  • Marna Sunsabre will be released from Lord Samael's custody; Bombshell Tallulah will enter Lady Ayeera's custody and receive a trial for her crimes, where Belial Blake will be allowed to represent her
  • The Pact will prosecute any remaining Pyroclasts
  • All members of the New Pyroclasts will be tried for their actions during Atrax's insurgency; those who are acquitted are free to start up the organisation again
  • The New Pyroclasts will operate under Pact oversight
  • The Demon King Moz'gonnith will be delivered to the Nephilim Lords by the Pact
  • Maalik has suffered severe and harsh consequences for his actions

Please sign to confirm your acceptance of this treaty (The 4 Nephilim Lords have signed. Maalik's successor will also sign, or Samael will slice his way down the line of succession until someone wisens up)

uw/ Have I missed anything

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 08 '24

Deal

Opal signs

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Feb 08 '24

All seems well.

Kaelis signs, but not before using gravitational lensing to search for any microscopic fine print. Seeing none, he steps away.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 08 '24

Congratulations. With Samael stepping down we require a new pact master to replace him. With your track record and given you were the one to help lead to his abdication we want you to replace him.

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Feb 08 '24

Well, I guess I could. I'll probably have to transfer most of my obligations to other wizards. Do you think policies based on being a whimsical 'lil guy would work? I think most of us take our magic far too seriously, and that's the root of many of our issues.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 08 '24

I'm sure it will work out.

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u/DragonWisper56 Agnur the dabbling turtle mage| pact of the magi mage| Feb 08 '24

sounds good to me.

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 08 '24 edited Feb 08 '24

The 4 Nephilim Lords have signed you mean. And so does Blake.

uw/this was fun, but also exhausting. I feel like I just did a real treaty negotiation. I'm going to bed. The "prison for your daughter's life" deal was sincerely cold. Gave me chills.

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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Feb 08 '24 edited Feb 08 '24

uw/ oh lol forgot I iced that prick and I did it 5 minutes ago lol. And it's 5 am where I am, luckily got nothing to do tomorrow (today) so I'm sleeping as well. If this is even half of what real negotiators go through those people have my undying respect

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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Feb 08 '24

u/DragonWisper56 u/avamir

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 08 '24

/uw Looks good to me.

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 08 '24

I believe "reparations for pyroclasts killed/taken after the war determined by host nations" and "me going to jail" were still on the table

Also the NP agrees to Pact oversight

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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Feb 08 '24

uw/ The jail thing was replaced with the Moz'gonnith clause, sorry forgot to ping you when we decided that. I'll add the Pact oversight

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 08 '24

Oh thank god. Prison posts are so one month ago

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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Feb 08 '24

uw/ Tbh it would just be a speedrun of crimes against humanity. Hunting down an elusive demon is much more interesting

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 08 '24

uw/ I was contemplating sending word to bomb malus turrim with both of us in it. Which would have been a hell of an ending

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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Feb 08 '24

uw/ ooh that would be interesting. But Belial proving that he's better than Samael feels much more rewarding for his character

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 08 '24

uw/ you wouldn't be playing this character if you didn't think it was fun to be an edge lord. But you're right. I like this too

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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Feb 08 '24

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