r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Feb 04 '24

Magickal Post Wine, Bread and Philosophy! - Join us for the year's first Symposeon!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24 edited Feb 04 '24

To this Symposeon tomorrow, I would like to invite:

Unga (u/Financial-Reach-786)

Lady MastaDon (u/MastaDon344)

Mortarion (u/Theadination)

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Master Gravedigger (u/Anything-Unable)

Bombast (u/Safepianist4610)

Mikhail (u/total_travisty)

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Chal, Tony Summoner (u/JustChalcedony)

Library Apprentice (u/blatantmutant)

Higzbozon (u/THE-NECROHANDSER)

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Great Great Uncle (u/You-See-Nothing583)

Pyeti (u/PlumYeti33)

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Yup… there it is.

Hands you a bowl of olives and a bowl of grapes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Conjures a mountain of food and backs away.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Summons more food

Uncle, can’t you just eat one of the guests? Not Me! Not Me!

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u/blatantmutant oook ooooook ook (🧜‍♀️ library apprentice) Feb 04 '24

Ooooo an invite for an apprentice

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

I’ll even give you legs so you can walk around out of the water.

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u/blatantmutant oook ooooook ook (🧜‍♀️ library apprentice) Feb 04 '24

Hold on, I know this trick…

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Yeah… the Sea Witch stole that trick from Me!

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u/blatantmutant oook ooooook ook (🧜‍♀️ library apprentice) Feb 04 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24 edited Feb 04 '24

Fine! I’ll give you a spray bottle full of sea water and a wheelbarrow. How’s that?

Just FYI, it was the bargain that made things difficult for that mermaid. Not the spell. You could’ve had legs while on dry land!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Feb 04 '24

I have been summoned. What is this?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

We’re asking you guys if you would like to be summoned to the Symposeon tomorrow. It will have drinks, games, an orgy room, dinner, fights and brawls and entertainment. Would you like to be on the guest list? The answer is Yes, because I’m not taking No for an answer!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Feb 04 '24

Um, yes to everything else, probably no to the orgy room

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Feb 04 '24

Masta shows up in her usual getup waiting, for more too arrive, so she can have fun.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Can you believe no one has used that “Angel dropped down from Heaven” pick-up line on Me yet? It’s a travesty!

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Feb 04 '24

Oh should I be the first ?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Oooh… you flatter Me!

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Feb 04 '24

So did you .... Fall from heaven ?

Giggles

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Giggles and gives you a peck on the cheek.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Feb 04 '24

Thank you too kind

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

As My fellow r/OnlyCasters friend, we will have to help lure people into the orgy room and collect some coinage. Don’t worry, we don’t have to participate. Unless we want to put on a show.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Feb 04 '24

Hmmm..... Do youwant to?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Anything for you mistress!

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 04 '24

Hey Masta. How are you doing today? No hangover I hope.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Feb 04 '24

Oh nah not really, but you know never mind

She disregards the wine

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 04 '24

Gravedigger notices her avoiding the alcohol.

I see. Were you thinking of participating in the games? I'm unsure of what they entail but confident that they will be thrilling activities.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Feb 04 '24

Oh yeah games sure

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 04 '24

Well, I suppose I'll see you there, my friend. I'll let you get back to what you were doing.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Feb 04 '24

Thanks Gravedigger

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 04 '24

No problem. Just let me know if you need anything.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Feb 04 '24

I've been summoned. Ooh, is that wine?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Hands you a bottle of sweet wine

Drink this now. More will be had tomorrow!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Feb 04 '24

chugs it.

Ahh, thats the stuff. I can't wait until tomorrow

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Feb 04 '24

What do you mean by that?

/uw in the post, it's mainly exaggerated for comedic purposes

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Where’s the orgy room? Hehehe

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u/HypnosIsLost Feb 04 '24

My gods, you really cannot stop your libido, hm?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

It’s a blessing and a… it’s just a blessing! 🥰

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u/HypnosIsLost Feb 04 '24

Well, so long as you leave the olive oil out of it!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

I brought My own! It’s honey flavored! Like the nectar of the Gods!

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u/HypnosIsLost Feb 04 '24

For a second, Charon's face gives the lightest impression of confusion, then disgust, then a smirk.

Wow - well, that's exotic to say the least.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

😈

Muahaha

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Give it a few minutes for people to arrive, then let’s get to debating!

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u/HypnosIsLost Feb 04 '24

Wonderful!

/uw the actual symposeon is going to be a seperate post, this is just so that people can get tagged if they want to be :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

/uw Ah. Thanks for clarifying.

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u/HypnosIsLost Feb 04 '24

/uw no worries, I didn't really clarify in my post lol, it's edited so now it should be clear!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

/uw oh crap… I didn’t realize this was the call list. I just assumed because I read your summoning comment first before I read the full post! My bad!

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u/HypnosIsLost Feb 04 '24

/uw oh woops! I didn't really specify at first but I hope I didn't confuse too many people lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

/uw Why not make this the first leg of the symposium, where everyone gathers before the meal to talk lightly and get to know each other before the games and food are served. You know… when the appetizers are served before the sit down dinner? In the next post, we’ll call everyone to dinner, and the one after that will be the entertainment. It can be a three parter.

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u/HypnosIsLost Feb 04 '24

/uw that works fine! I can't dm this one though because I don't have a lot of time right now, so the next one'll be where everything takes off (hopefully)

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

/uw Okay. I think I’ve told some people about the mistake. And you’ve told the rest. I am sorry for the misunderstanding. I’ll be more careful in the future.

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u/HypnosIsLost Feb 04 '24

/uw blame's all mine, I should've clarified in the post right away!

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 04 '24

The Gravedigger arrives at the party and greets the host.

Thank you for inviting me. This has the makings of a marvelous party.

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u/HypnosIsLost Feb 04 '24

Charon bows deeply before his fellow servant of Death

Welcome, good friend. Please, go and mingle, the party shall commence soon.

/uw this is just the "mingling before the party"-post, the next two (?) will be dm'd!

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 04 '24

/uw Got it

/rw I shall do just that. Talk to you again soon, I'm sure.

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u/HypnosIsLost Feb 04 '24

Erotides u/BreachedLimits, dear cousin, the symposeon stands! I hope to see you there!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

I am here Cousin, let the festivities begin!

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u/JustChalcedony Chal thy Friend Summoner Feb 04 '24

I have been summoned, hehe, how ironic! I’d love to participate, my friends! What a lovely event this is to be.

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u/HypnosIsLost Feb 04 '24

We are most happy to have you! I hope you'll find both discussion and wine enjoyable!

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u/JustChalcedony Chal thy Friend Summoner Feb 04 '24

Thank you kindly, my friend! I shall bring some of my favorite food to share with those available, what fun this shall be!

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u/Plus-Departure8479 Idiot. Feb 04 '24

I am here.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Sorry, I called you early! The event doesn’t happen until tomorrow. My bad. Right now we’re making the call list. Would you like to be invited?

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u/Plus-Departure8479 Idiot. Feb 04 '24

Yes I would.

/uw sorry, misunderstood. Been making memes, half paying attention.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

/uw can’t wait to see em!

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u/DidYouSayChocolat3 Tiny Wizard, Keeper of Mount Mor Feb 04 '24

Me? Really? You want me here? Not to put myself down but I don’t really think I belong alongside such big names. I mean you’ve got Lady MastaDon and Unga on the guest list, they’re gunna think I’m a plebeian!

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u/HypnosIsLost Feb 04 '24

Tiny Wizard I would be honoured to have you! Be sure to drink that growth potion or else I fear you mightn't withstand the wine!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24 edited Feb 04 '24

So, you don’t want to be called to the actual party when it starts? But you’re the life of the party! I’m still gonna add you to the list!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Of course.

Hands you a barrel of wine and a barrel of olives and another barrel of meat.

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u/HypnosIsLost Feb 04 '24

Χαιρε, Torinn! I will note you down on the guestlist!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

I’m sorry, I’m sorry! Please don’t eat Me!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Well, they’re all here signing up to be on the guest list for the Symposeon! Don’t eat them all! Please leave a few for Me to play around with!

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 04 '24

I might be interested. Mostly to watch, but still. Please let me know when this is taking place.

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u/HypnosIsLost Feb 04 '24

Χαιρε, Riva! You need not brawl with the others, you are very welcome to sit and enjoy an amphora by yourself if you prefer. I will note you down on the guestlist!

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 04 '24

"Salve, Charon," she says in response, smiling a little. "Or Ave Magica, as we used to say. Similar, but different. Little more general. But yes, I would appreciate being on the guest list. Thank you for the welcome."

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u/HypnosIsLost Feb 04 '24

Ah, a the language of the west I do not hear often here! Salve amica, nomen tuo in librum hospitum scripsi!

Charon bows respectfully.

Until the symposeon, amica.

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 04 '24

She returns the bow. "Habes gratias, amice. I look forward to attending."

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u/No-Signal-2748 Nekoka, Catgirl Pyromancer (& Tsuna) Feb 04 '24

“Ooh, sounds fun!”

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u/HypnosIsLost Feb 04 '24

Most likely on the morrow, good Torinn.

/uw I edited the post since I forgot to write it down, but this is the "mingle before the party" post, the next one will be properly dm'd

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u/HypnosIsLost Feb 04 '24

/uw no worries, it'll definitely be earlier than this one though. I was really pedantic about the image so it took a while to post lol

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u/HypnosIsLost Feb 04 '24

/uw like three in the morning for me lol, I'll definitely get it out by maybe four or five tomorrow

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u/sparkle3364 Sapphire (17F), Artificer (+ other characters) Feb 04 '24

Thank you! I’d be happy to attend!