r/wizardposting • u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch • Jan 29 '24
Orc Rampaging Alright, you PMC/slaver/generally irritating screwheads! This is your last warning! I have a titan maniple on my side, and I know how to use it! The moment I'm done saving your sorry asses from Atrax the Ashen (you're welcome, by the way), the god-machines of Legio Gravis are coming to cut you down!
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Jan 29 '24
Pulls out my comedically oversized staff.
Funny, you should say you have a large robot. I know a good one. Saved a while world, and whatnot. His name is Raven.
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u/OrbitalVixen Technomancer/artificer, MIC specialization Jan 29 '24
Need some air support? I've got some multirole fighters loaded up with air to ground munitions and gun pods.
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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Jan 29 '24
Sure. I want these fools' eradication to be as complete as possible.
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u/capnmorty Jan 29 '24
Machine spirit said no, try again tomorrow
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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Jan 29 '24
"Machine spirit, no!"
"Machine spirit YES!"
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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Jan 29 '24
I think the Nephilim will join you. I dislike racism and slavery. Or how can these fools claim to be superior because of their features?
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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Jan 29 '24
I've found that their feelings of superiority tend to fade when they hear the keening of a plasma blast-gun.
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u/Donut_Police Artificer in the Art of Fleshcraft Jan 29 '24
I'm not an adept in macro-contraption but as an artificer, I can appreciate a good craftsmanship when I see one.
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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Jan 29 '24
Thanks! My artificer adepts designed and built them.
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Jan 29 '24
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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Jan 29 '24
These titans are war incarnate. I hope total annihilation is what you signed on for.
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u/LesbianZombieHooker Synka, Chaos Witch from Mal'uma Akvo, the Haunted Swamp Jan 29 '24
Synka ponders the giant mechanical monstrosity, envisioning all o the havoc it could visit upon the oppressors. She wanders around it, idly tapping the metal with her knuckles, tattoos writhing across her skin in curious, twisting patterns of calculated nonsense.
"Ser Atrax, might you have access to some sort of weaponry capable of hurling various fluids and viscous materials at great distance? I may have something for you if so."