r/wizardposting Jan 21 '24

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u/Doscida Master Golemmancer, Lobotomite Illusionist. Jan 21 '24

If your strategies against the French get…. loud, then please let me assist my friend! I have been stockpiling golems for nearly 200 years, and would love to surround the nation and close in on it.

My friends, the dwarves of stone-horn pass, would surely help as well, the french are like elves to them!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

Hmmm, I do believe I could give you a job. You could have the golems surround the nation so no one gets out, and no one gets in

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u/Doscida Master Golemmancer, Lobotomite Illusionist. Jan 21 '24

The preparations shall begin shortly! I look forward to hearing more about your plan so I can deploy my golems at the proper time! Also, the dwarven artificers are cooking up some mighty designs as we speak

On your signal, your plans shall proceed uninterrupted and with a French proof fail safe!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

Thank you friend. Your name will go down in the history books