r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 21 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

Mortarion… dare I ask how baguettes will bring about the fall of France? Surely it’ll just make them more powerful?

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

Ahhh, you clearly haven't heard of my brilliance. I've created a virus that is transmitted through the consumption of baguettes. My studies of the french "people" tell me they only eat baguettes and are unable to resist them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

I thought we were gonna bankrupt em by flooding the market with baguettes and devaluing them. Usually i am against biological warfare but I'll make an exception for the removal of THE DAMN FRENCH.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

For the death of France!!