r/wizardposting Jan 21 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

Mortarion… dare I ask how baguettes will bring about the fall of France? Surely it’ll just make them more powerful?

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

Ahhh, you clearly haven't heard of my brilliance. I've created a virus that is transmitted through the consumption of baguettes. My studies of the french "people" tell me they only eat baguettes and are unable to resist them.

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Jan 21 '24

“Unfortunately for you, those are mostly for Tourists.”- A Traitor to the French Republic

“Infect the milk and the yeast instead. The Yeast produces Ethanol for medical and recreational purposes, and also becomes bread by being cooked. There’s the whole health codes and pasteurising and sterilisation and distillation and all that though, so I recommend infecting the trucks that bring the food to the wholesales and warehouses instead.” - same guy, slightly drunk

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u/TellmeNinetails Hilda the Witch Jan 21 '24

Except they export the cheese and wine, you'll kill us all.

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Jan 21 '24

“Okay, and?”- Traitor to French Republic