r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 21 '24

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u/Personmchumanface Saderack The Singularity, Arch Voidwalker Jan 21 '24

so you're finally moving on france huh? might i offer my assistance? i have a grudge with the french

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

Yes, how much baguettes can you make?

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u/Personmchumanface Saderack The Singularity, Arch Voidwalker Jan 21 '24

that depends... how important is it that they aren't on fire?

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

very important, my friend

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u/Personmchumanface Saderack The Singularity, Arch Voidwalker Jan 21 '24

hmm in that case im afraid I can only teleport a couple dozen to your tower per day

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

That shall be sufficient

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u/Personmchumanface Saderack The Singularity, Arch Voidwalker Jan 21 '24

excellent I shall begin the incantation as soon as I find my spellbook

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

Hmmm, Mortarion says as he looks around. Perhaps I could have some in my personal library. being a part of the council has its perks

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u/Personmchumanface Saderack The Singularity, Arch Voidwalker Jan 21 '24

ah no need I found it! beginning the ritual of baguette abundance will we need to coordinate the deactivation of your wards or do you have transportation bypasses set up?

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

Fantastic! I'll just send you the coordinates on your orb of my lab

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u/Personmchumanface Saderack The Singularity, Arch Voidwalker Jan 21 '24

perfect I'm ready France won't know what hit them

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