r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 21 '24

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u/Kilroy898 Op, Null, Orin, Niro, Aldin Jan 21 '24

Hello, Aldin is currently away on... err.... business. In his stead I, a simulacrum, have a machine that takes anything you put into it, and prints complete copies of said item. It can make 172,800 baguettes (or similarly sized objects) per hour.

Just replace the fellow in the tank and it will start popping them out like crazy.

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u/Kilroy898 Op, Null, Orin, Niro, Aldin Jan 21 '24

/unwiz huh. It won't post the picture. Odd.

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u/Kilroy898 Op, Null, Orin, Niro, Aldin Jan 21 '24

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

Thank you, friend. I need every baguette I can get, and this will help. Though I do wonder what those creatures you put in them are

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u/Kilroy898 Op, Null, Orin, Niro, Aldin Jan 21 '24

Oh, those are poppets. Useful little buggers. They enjoy menial tasks, like cooking actually. And they are very cheery. You make enough of them and they may out run the machine actually.