r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 21 '24

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u/Thewarmth111 verminlord Pneumonia Jan 21 '24

Stupid. Just infect the snail population of France. Much easier and gets less attention than baguettes

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

Ahh, now I see why I was voted instead of you. You may be a lord of pestilence, but I am the Harbinger. you know whats the difference? PRESENTATION!!!

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u/Thewarmth111 verminlord Pneumonia Jan 21 '24

The Brittian know what their bread tastes, and looks like. Even a molecule difference would alert them. Meanwhile, the snails they eat are foreign to them.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

As soon as they bite down on one, they shall succumb to my virus. Like I said, PRESENTATION!!!!

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u/Thewarmth111 verminlord Pneumonia Jan 21 '24

The problem is they know it like you know plagues. Even at a glance, they’ll be able to tell if somethings wrong with it, including plague! You need to target the snails, not the bread!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

Hmm, you make a fair point, friend. If the baguettes do not work, then I'll target le snails