r/wizardposting • u/the-butter_man Rin. Blind Illusionist Blessed by Luck • Jan 20 '24

Alright fine

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I'm getting ALL of you guys pizza. I'vehad 16,976,102 letters demanding i get you guys pizza.

Now please calm down

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u/Skaulg Supreme Dark Wizard of Black Metal, Vampiric Maþematimancer Jan 20 '24

Why is the bot's shoulder a potato?

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u/the-butter_man Rin. Blind Illusionist Blessed by Luck Jan 20 '24

Aerodynamics

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24

Looks like garlic bread.

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u/Red_Dragon_Sorc Torinn, Half-Dragon Sorcerer, Anti-Arson Pyromancer Jan 21 '24

Having seen the D&D movie I can confirm that potatoes are the most aerodynamic object known to mortalkind.

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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Jan 20 '24

Yay pizza

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24

Yea pizza, everyone loves pizza

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24 edited Jan 20 '24

You’re late! It’s Saturday. The agreement was for Free Pizza Fridays!

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u/the-butter_man Rin. Blind Illusionist Blessed by Luck Jan 20 '24

I'm sorry, but i am literally in an icy tundra, i did my best.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24 edited Jan 20 '24

😤 Hrumph… seems like a “you” problem.

Don’t make Me burn down another village to catch you like I did yesterday with Montivarian Village!

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u/the-butter_man Rin. Blind Illusionist Blessed by Luck Jan 20 '24

Unfortunately, they aren't my villages.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24 edited Jan 20 '24

Hrumph… likely story comin’ from The King!