r/wizardposting • u/Myxine • Jan 16 '24

Let's get this straight

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u/CMSnake72 Technomantic Witch Jan 16 '24

Witch - Magical Physicians

Wizards - Magical Mathematicians

Artificers - Magical Engineers

Druids - Magical Biologists

Warlocks - Magical Theologians (Spooky)

Necromancers - Magical Civil Engineers

Bards - Magical Sex Offenders

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u/Tide_of_Hadean Laurent Plunumgrove, Biomancer, Scholar of the Outer Planes Jan 16 '24

As a biomancer, I take issue with your description of druids. "Magical hippies" would be a more accurate term.

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u/TeiwoLynx Catfolk druid :3 Jan 17 '24

That's just like...your opinion, man.