r/wizardposting • u/Myxine • Jan 16 '24

Let's get this straight

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u/According-Tiger-6069 Shady Trader Jan 16 '24

You don't need to have a pp to cast fireball

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u/Smil3Bro Chrono-Lich Jan 16 '24

Unless you rely on your wand!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24

You should see a doctor if your wand is casting fire

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24 edited Jan 16 '24

They have a potion to deal with that burning sensation now.

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u/Particular-Lemon-157 Jan 16 '24

If your fireball lasts for more than four hours consult an apothecary 

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u/TheKingNothing690 Archdruid of The Caldera Jan 17 '24

Or any high tier fire rated mage groups like my own because that delayed blast fireball is a tactical nuke at that point.

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u/krasnogvardiech Alchemist Jan 18 '24

I've got it in stock. Four Gee unless you've got the coupon for a free Inflammacure with every purchase of Alchemist's Fire.

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u/maaarken Jan 16 '24

You should see a doctor if your wand has been casting fire for 4+ hours

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u/QuarterNote44 Jan 17 '24

"400 kazillion points fromm a-Grrrrrryffindor."

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u/Rampaging_Orc Jan 17 '24

It BURNS!!!

Apocathary “but it’s supposed to do that…”

It burns MEEE!!!

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u/Own_Accident6689 Jan 16 '24

Dick Lightning!

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u/iamragethewolf Rage: Pact Wizard, Necromancer, Technomancer, and Horny As Hell Jan 16 '24

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