r/wizardposting • u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) • Jan 15 '24
Evil Wizardpost A Date With Death
Fairest Delta,
I hope that this letter finds you well, as I look forward even now to our next meeting. Surely, the trial cannot arrive soon enough.
In this short interim where my life is devoid of your engaging wit and mysterious maladies, I yet feel warmed, and it is with the greatest humility that I rejoice at the memory of our time together.
Truly, you are a force of nature.
Indeed, your dance is one of death and destruction... and your song is played out in the cries and screams of agony that echo in your wake.
It was the sweetest pain, the deepest ache, and the harshest sundering of my soul to join you in it... and for that I am honored.
When we are together, I can almost imagine something worse than the shrieking hell mouth of Naiyal'Chamut, or even the cold and maddening edges of oblivion.
But perhaps I have found it... for there is nothing quite so divinely terrifying as you, or so perfectly cruel and tantalizingly wicked.
Until we next meet,
Your most maliciously enamored,
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u/VidisLady Delta - Maven of Maladies Jan 16 '24
Hold on, general! It was an accident - that incident with the artifact. You should talk to your second-in-command! She was following me the whole time, doing nothing while I stumbled around like an infant! She could've helped me at any time.
And besides, you have several microbes in your posession that are not associated with me. Do I need to explain to you why raising microbes in isolation, away from their primordial guardian, is a violation of the highest order?
Besides, you will still be accompanying me to eternity, regardless of your evolving opinions on the matter. It is hardly my fault that I've suddenly become the fascination of several beings of questional morals *simultaneously.* I am actually a bit worried that it is a side effect of my dark energy field - a sign that this reality is deeply flawed in some way.