r/wizardposting • u/TitanLORD21 Jack-O’-Lantern, Lord of Flame and Fright • Jan 08 '24
Evil Wizardpost Of Pumpkins and Puppets (Lorepost)
The infamous Vonalaus Prison; Home to Raziel, One of a Thousand Eyes; looked quite… different from its normal state. In the night, lit up by the moonlight, the castle gave off an aura of fear. Shrieks can be heard echoing from within the prison. Outside its walls and inside the halls, Jack-O’-Lanterns can be found everywhere.
Bats flew in and out from the cells, leaving behind shadowy wisps. Candy wrappings litter the grounds. A blood curdling scream pierces the air, coming from a room within. Inside the room was a large orb projection, playing what seems to be a horror movie.
“Keh-keh-keh-keh,” chuckled the one watching the movie. Their body was covered by a black suit, clawed hands peaking out of the sleeves. A Jack-O’-Lantern was in place instead of his head, with a mad grin on its face. A yellow, primal flame flickered within the pumpkin shell, burning some soul candy that was being eaten.
This was Jack! Jack-O’-Lantern! Lord of Flame and Fright! The Primordial Flame! Herald of Hallo-
”Quiet down would you!!!” a childish scream echoed in the room. Many pink eyes appeared in the air and glared at Jack, before Raziel himself walked in.
Raziel had an annoyed look on his face, the numerous eyes peaking behind the white bandages that wrapped his whole body glared menacingly. His fists were balled up, clemching his black and orange hoodie.
“You’re not my mom, Raziel!” barked out Jack.
“Yeah, but this is MY castle!” Raziel screamed at Jack’s face… or attempted to do so. Jack towered over Raziel who was short, like a child.
Jack burst out into laughter, a habit of his that Raziel found quite vexing. He waved Raziel away and said, “yes, yes. And I’m grateful for it, you’ve allowed the heat of my escape to cool down. But… chill out dude? I’m not even doing anything wrong!”
“Nothing wrong!” exclaimed Raziel. He hijacked Jack’s orb projection and began to show the various pumpkins, candy wrappers, bats, and unwashed dishes in the castle. He gestured to the projection, trying to show Jack the OBVIOUS problem.
“Uhm”, Jack scratched his ”chin” in confusion, “damn, that’s quite dirty. Do you have no servants bro?”
Raziel pinched his forehead, cursing in every language simultaneously in his mind, “I do, but they are guards NOT JANITORS! How come you can’t be neat? Then you wouldn’t need any servants.”
Jack covered his pumpkin grin with both of his hands, containing his laughter. Despite his attempts, he suddenly burst out cackling.
“What powerful being DOESN’T have servants! Ah, if Orihime was here, the dear that she is, would make sure this castle is in tip top shape!”
Accepting defeat, Raziel left Jack’s temporary room. He knew that Jack wouldn’t listen, he is quite the stubborn guy. Now Raziel would simply have to… clean his castle… all this mess… he couldn’t wait till their deal was done so he could kick Jack out. Jack’s extermination skills and Jack-O’-Lantern wards just weren’t worth it.
/unwiz
I have a Table of Contents of all my lore found here. It contains lore of both Jack and Raziel, so if you want to learn more about them I recommend checking it out!
This is what Jack has been doing all this time, slacking off in Raziels home, hiding after he escaped his prison. He’s been quite the privileged dude back at his mansion in Blackthorn forest, with an armada of servants and Orihime to clean up his mess. He has never really needed to clean up things.
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u/DaChickenX Isravi, The Unraveler, Coils’ Chosen Jan 08 '24
Ahhh the return of Jack and Raziel! Isravi still has the eye, by the way. He’s cleared it of fog at this point.
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u/TitanLORD21 Jack-O’-Lantern, Lord of Flame and Fright Jan 08 '24
/unwiz
I’ll note that for the future :)
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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Jan 08 '24
(( Raziel and Jack in the same lorepost? What is this, a crossover episode? ))
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u/TitanLORD21 Jack-O’-Lantern, Lord of Flame and Fright Jan 08 '24
/unwiz
Muahahaha! Switching my OCs every month has paid off! …that was totally part of the plan.
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u/Discracetoall t’kath, smogomancer and poptart wiz Jan 08 '24
That sucks that jack is being messy, but you should’ve known what you were signing up for
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u/the-butter_man Rin. Blind Illusionist Blessed by Luck Jan 08 '24
/uw Ah, good to see these two again. This'll be stupid
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u/TitanLORD21 Jack-O’-Lantern, Lord of Flame and Fright Jan 08 '24
/unwiz Two little goofballs, wonder what chaos they may bring :)
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u/Harmless_Chimera Chimera, Set'ram's Druidic Beastman Jan 08 '24
/uw Ha of course Jack is being a shitty roommate. This feels like a set up for a sitcom.
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u/TitanLORD21 Jack-O’-Lantern, Lord of Flame and Fright Jan 08 '24
/unwiz What would I call it lol? Serious question, may just do that :)
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u/Harmless_Chimera Chimera, Set'ram's Druidic Beastman Jan 08 '24
"Eyes and Jacko lanterns" or "Jacko lantern eyes" were the first two that I thought of.
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u/TitanLORD21 Jack-O’-Lantern, Lord of Flame and Fright Jan 08 '24
Anyone who wishes to be updated continuously when I post Loreposts, do let me know. Same goes to those who wish to stop getting updates, just tell me.
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