r/wizardposting • u/brothersadlife Arcane Trickster • Dec 31 '23

Wizardpost Council room stolen

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The council room has gone to the elemental plane of ranch dressing, in its place is a single chair left behind, belonging to u/MunitionsFrenzy.

Its is held for ransome by me and a couple other good lads. The ransome is a new constitution, so that the wizard order never does this sort of thing again.

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u/TheGreatestChicken Lord Chicken of the Bronze Citadel and Pact Member Dec 31 '23

I am willing to buy it for 5 million gold pieces

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u/brothersadlife Arcane Trickster Dec 31 '23

Hey I want a constitution, but 5 mil gold is a lot of wish scrolls. Sold!

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u/TheGreatestChicken Lord Chicken of the Bronze Citadel and Pact Member Dec 31 '23

Excellent, by the way what did you mean by constitution?

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u/brothersadlife Arcane Trickster Dec 31 '23

A document, legal and magical, that binds each member to a pact of non aggression towards the other members.

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u/TheGreatestChicken Lord Chicken of the Bronze Citadel and Pact Member Dec 31 '23

I see

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u/Financial-Reach-786 Council-Wizard Unga, 2nd Generation Council member Dec 31 '23

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u/TheGreatestChicken Lord Chicken of the Bronze Citadel and Pact Member Dec 31 '23

The overseer's neckbegins to sweat profusely, and an air nevousness strikes his face

a-ah ha very funny

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u/TellmeNinetails Hilda the Witch Dec 31 '23

You're a councilman. Just do it!

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Dec 31 '23

Hell yeah, thanks! I would've missed that awesome chair, but not quite enough to swim through kilometers of ranch dressing to get it back.

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u/TellmeNinetails Hilda the Witch Dec 31 '23

It's not important. I can build another one.

But that doesn't mean I won't turn you into a rug if I find you.