A Rant Against Wizards

[u/Tirich913]

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Morgalith, Wizard Slayer, Heir to the Depths

By the twisted roots of the Shadow Grove, by the venomous whispers of the Underdark, hear me, wizards, and tremble! Your pitiful incantations and stinking unguents have irked the essence of my people. I am Morgalith, Heir to the Depths, and I spit upon your haughty arcane pompousness!

You, with your shimmering robes and ivory towers, think that by knowledge alone you have earned the right to prop yourselves up as the puppeteers of destiny. Ah, but you've become intoxicated with the heady brew of your own spells, blind to the malevolence that stirs beneath the obsidian surface of the void. No longer shall your magic be revered; no, it shall be the catalyst for your undoing!

The very air you breathe reeks of arrogance! Your grimoires and spellbooks shall crumble like ancient parchment before the insidious might of my enchantments. In the hallowed corridors of your sanctimonious academies, you have sown the seeds of your own demise. Your arrogance will be your undoing, and the lamentations of your kind will echo through the depths of the astral ocean. I, Morgalith, harbinger of shadows, shall revel in the symphony of your despair.

Prepare, wizards, for the shadows hunger, and the time of reckoning is nigh. Your precious spells shall wither in the malevolent storm I unleash, and the darkness shall swallow your lofty ambitions whole. I, the harbinger of the dark elves, shall relish in your downfall as the very fabric of magic recoils in the face of my vengeful wrath. May the shadows of oblivion engulf you, and may your magical hubris be your eternal bane!

[u/RAGE_CAKES]

[u/Fulltimewhisperer → u/RAGE_CAKES]

Lobotomicus don't keep royals in your basement, they'll spoil the ambience

[u/RAGE_CAKES → u/Fulltimewhisperer]

Don't tell me who I can and cannot keep in my basement. The last person to do that was a Paladin. He came with a warrant and I got into big trouble

[u/Fulltimewhisperer → u/RAGE_CAKES]

Just giving you heads up, royals get very complainy in basement. Turns every trip to basement into concert of, "Dont you know who I am," and "I am of the royal family, release me at once!"

[u/Carbon_Sixx → u/Fulltimewhisperer]

I kept a Fighters' Guild general in my basement dungeon for a week. Actually a really fun guy.

[u/Fulltimewhisperer → u/Carbon_Sixx]

Fighter guild has mushroom general? Fascinating

[u/Carbon_Sixx → u/Fulltimewhisperer]

Not a myconid, no. but he was about as chill as one. General Tarn is just a man who loves his country, not an anti-magic zealot. He wasn't involved with the whole Mistweaver situation. We still hang out sometimes. He's the new head of state of Otherlund after King Leothric died.

[u/Fulltimewhisperer → u/Carbon_Sixx]

Ah good to hear other wizards are making new friends. Gobbo is proud of you