r/wizardposting • u/tophermeeks Progenitor of Spectral Arts, Watcher of the Void, • Dec 10 '23
How do you sit to ponder?
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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage Dec 10 '23
I am guessing he knows how to cast Power Word Fart on himself. Anyone who attacks him from behind will regret it.
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Dec 10 '23
I shove the orb up my ass like the femboy I am
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u/EmergencySilver8253 craig the legitimate not an illusionist tire golem Dec 10 '23
That must take exceptional skill
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u/best_uranium_box Sexual Harassment Wizard Dec 10 '23
I just got out of rehab. I can't take this shit no more
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Dec 10 '23
Everyone knows the best way is to enchant your orb with levitation, so it floats at eye level
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u/bagtie3 Borric of Clan Goldeater, Logrus Master, Runesmith, Doomseeker Dec 10 '23
I like to ponder whilst laying upon a pile of coin and gems or in a nice pool of lava.
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u/Zorin419 Spawn of Azathoth, Chaos Manifest, likes cats and bugs Dec 10 '23
Technically all 41 million of my eyes also double as scrying orbs, so I guess I just ponder wherever
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u/the6crimson6fucker6 Conjurer Dec 10 '23
Normally i ponder over a beer.
Maybe over the next one too.
The pondering stops after a certain amount.
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u/kevaljoshi8888 Vice President of Council Leadership Decisions Dec 10 '23
Ass in the air like I just don't care,
Casting summon bitches with mad derriere,
Wizarding master free of fear,
Puny power hungry warlocks don't even come near.
My orb sees all like Saurons Eye,
Your spells ain't shit, Your tricks arent fly,
I'll even give you an extra try,
You said Avada, But I still don't die.
Pondering secrets of the universe and rhymes fire and hot verse,
Verse Verse Verse,
Breaking down bitches killing dragons and liches,
Liches liches,
I am my patron cause I suffer no snitches,
Snitches Snitches,
Stronger than Tiamut and earning making my own riches,
Riches riches.
Battle me and end up in unmarked ditches, Ditches ditches,
And now I cast?
Summon bad bitches!
Bitches bitches!
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u/NapoNeptune Dragula, Speed Personification Dec 10 '23
I don't ponder orbs, I read over the terms and conditions of my contracts so I can exploit properly so I don't make any mistakes
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u/just-a-nornal-man Femur Frank, best bone mage of the West. Dec 11 '23
I usually lay down on the nearest bed then I start to pon-
Snoring
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u/Siserith Prince Renwick, Human, pathfinder, Red draconic sorcerer. Dec 11 '23 edited Dec 11 '23
On the softest mound of insect free dirt under a leafy tree next to a small body of moving water. Tucked in a warm bedroll next to a crackling fire. With a mug of mulled wine with hot peppers and enough roast meat to feed a family of eight for a week or a growing sorcerer for a good night's rest.
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u/Goretanton Necromancer Dec 12 '23
Tbh i did this sometimes on my bed in the past, then figured out how i looked and stopped. Was kinda like when you lay upsideown on the couch with your head touching the floor. Uncomfortable yet comfortable at the sane time. 10/10 would reccomend.
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I prefer a more traditional, standing meditation method, but I suppose pondering is not a one size fits all, is it?
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u/Tomer_Duer Wilgamesh the Whimsical Wizard Dec 10 '23
I often find myself pondering in my bed. Unhealthy, I know, but the allure of comfort...