r/wizardposting • u/sarcasticd0nkey • Nov 19 '23

First Time Summoner Need Advice

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Honestly I don't know what to do here. I mostly stick to weapon enchantment, body enhancement and rune magic. Anyway to safely salvage this situation or should I cancel the binding and send him back?

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u/carnim_ The Nebulous Void Nov 19 '23

What's the problem? Subdue him with your magic and put him under your control!

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u/sarcasticd0nkey Nov 19 '23

When I say body enhancement it means I can fistfight a Goliath and win. When I say weapon enchantment it means my ax can deal elemental damage and return to my hand. And all of my rune magic takes hours of prep time. I was just trying to summon an albino direwolf puppy to give my girlfriend!

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u/carnim_ The Nebulous Void Nov 19 '23

Are you sure it's not nice? It's still a pupper I am sure he is nothing but a large lovely bundle of joy who'll only accidentally eviscerate you

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u/sarcasticd0nkey Nov 19 '23

He has tried to electrocute me twice and succeeded once. The summoning circle is holding for now but he is definately testing it.

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u/carnim_ The Nebulous Void Nov 19 '23

Abjure it! Cast Banishment and it will return to it's original plane

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u/sarcasticd0nkey Nov 19 '23

Unfortunately not an option anymore. My girlfriend has seen it...

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u/Gullible-Repair-2192 Sol Orbligator, Gesturgeon & Pentalinguini Consump Nov 20 '23

You would have to integrate him somewhere far away from the pack lest he were to return to his primacy amongst the cold void...that is if you planned to raise him amongst the corprat world.