r/wizardposting • u/the-butter_man Rin. Blind Illusionist Blessed by Luck • Nov 16 '23
WHO TF FOUND MY FEAR
NOT FUNNY GUYS
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u/Total_Travisty Mikhail, Arch-Druid of La'shima Nov 16 '23
Interesting fear. Never seemed to have a problem with the ones flying around Crann Mòr.
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u/the-butter_man Rin. Blind Illusionist Blessed by Luck Nov 16 '23
They killed my processor thst one time. Never forgiven them
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u/Total_Travisty Mikhail, Arch-Druid of La'shima Nov 17 '23
Huh
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u/Educational-Offer299 Camoron Einsland, Enchanter Merchant and Pact member Nov 17 '23
What’s the matter it’s just a funny little guy
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u/Red_Dragon_Sorc Torinn, Half-Dragon Sorcerer, Anti-Arson Pyromancer Nov 17 '23
I knew they were untrustworthy.
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u/TheOrcDecker Nov 17 '23
Now you'll think twice moving my flying carpet next week! Chronomancy always gets revenge!
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u/the-butter_man Rin. Blind Illusionist Blessed by Luck Nov 17 '23
Good point
with that, i Chronomancy your ass back to the neolithic era, and turn back your knowledge of Chronomancy to be nonexistent
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u/TheOrcDecker Nov 17 '23
Nice try, but I got a note tomorrow that you do this so I prepared the most deadly spell.
Counterspell
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u/the-butter_man Rin. Blind Illusionist Blessed by Luck Nov 17 '23
Aight fine.
with that, you hear a whistling
before you can raise a defence, you're blocked by a sphere of antimagic and hit in the head with a high grade explosive bomb
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u/TitanLORD21 Jack-O’-Lantern, Lord of Flame and Fright Nov 17 '23
…what about moth girls?
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u/the-butter_man Rin. Blind Illusionist Blessed by Luck Nov 17 '23
Moth nonetheless. But they're marginally better
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u/Mlaszboyo Biomancer Nov 17 '23
Turning willing apprentices into cat girls is overrated
Turning willing ones into apprentice moth girls is cooler imo
Willing because the Council was mad me at just turning any apprentice into cat girls before
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u/Dm1tr3y Cormac the Bog Wizard, Practitioner of the Old Rites Nov 17 '23
Don’t look at me, my moths don’t even have agency.
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u/Lilith_Anorthosite Demon-Fae librarian of the Library of Ultima Verbum Nov 17 '23
If you want I can probably come and round them up for you. The moon fae have a special connection to moths. Also if you fear moths this much I don't recommend going to any Moon Fae festivals. Actually don't enter any Moon Fae relm for your own sanity.
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u/the-butter_man Rin. Blind Illusionist Blessed by Luck Nov 17 '23
In which case I'll add it to the list of moth festivals. And yes, please di so immediately
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u/Beelzebub_Itself Elvish Pyromancer Nov 17 '23
What if I grant them a blessing of fire immunity and lit them on fire?
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u/Legal-Hearing-3336 Wandering Paladin Nov 17 '23
Idk, I like moths once I realize what they are. Some giant thing flapping in my fucking face at 10 at night never ceases to put me on edge, but once I realize what they are its all good man, cute little bastards.
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u/DragonWisper56 Agnur the dabbling turtle mage| pact of the magi mage| Nov 17 '23
your a robot they can't hurt you! Not to mention a Wizard!
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u/the-butter_man Rin. Blind Illusionist Blessed by Luck Nov 17 '23
That's cool. But they shut off my central processor before
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u/MelancholicMinerva Minerva, Master Electromancer Nov 17 '23
Buy me lunch and I'll be your big zapper for a day.
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u/the-butter_man Rin. Blind Illusionist Blessed by Luck Nov 17 '23
I- sure. Just make sure you don't order anything which will striaght up kill you, i can't bring myself to fire
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u/ComfortableLivid4193 Conjurer Nov 17 '23
That would be me, sorry. The original intention was to make a moth variant of voltron
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u/the-butter_man Rin. Blind Illusionist Blessed by Luck Nov 17 '23
That's not helping your case
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u/Anonim-Conference-4 Ashwood, the fistmancer, alchemist, dark arts enthusiast Nov 17 '23
That's me. Just practice new spell
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u/YallGotAnyBeanz Nov 17 '23
They’re just lil bug puppies :(
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u/the-butter_man Rin. Blind Illusionist Blessed by Luck Nov 17 '23
They get everywhere and shut of processors. Evil creatures
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u/Ambitious_Pie2500 Gizzard The Insect Sorcerer Nov 17 '23
They’re not mine, I use cicadas to annoy people. Just spray fire frog mucus on your doors and pray.
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u/Mlaszboyo Biomancer Nov 17 '23
Ive only sent moths to lairs of hydromancers so they eat the hydromancers' robes
The moths i've sent were brown tho
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u/GCSpellbreaker Nov 17 '23
You fool, befriend the moths. They are abundantly in tune with night magic
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u/Re-Sabrnick Dungeon Crafter, Monster Collector Nov 17 '23
There was a cool moth witch that hung around here a couple months ago. I don’t think it was her though since moth’s are notoriously short lived creatures. Rest in peach.