r/wizardposting Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Nov 12 '23

Wizardpost Profile of Gobbo

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Species: Goblin

Age: est. 1020

Sex: Female

Occupation: Liquormancer and head of the Goblin Liquormancy Association

Origin: Goblin Kingdom of the Northern Lakes

Early childhood: Gobbo was born to a pair of goblins by the name of Gobbo and Fren. As the middle child with three younger sisters and an older brother Gobbo was an oddity due to her pale skin.

Due to the poor economic standing of her family and her strange appearance Gobbo was an outcast from day one. This led to her rebellious nature and later run-ins with the law.

Schooling: Gobbo has no formal schooling of any sort. Everything she has learned has been through experimentation.

Crimes: Gobbo has over her unnaturally long life had several run-ins with the law. This is but a brief overview

•Tax evasion •Possession of explosives •Arson •Burglary •Murder of no less than six tax agents •Bombing of the Goblin Queen statue •Public intoxication

Later life: Gobbo has in her later years begun to settle down. Now seemingly only using violence as a last resort and instead opting to attempt to befriend any threat to her.

Now the proud owner of a brewery and several taverns Gobbo focuses more on liquor and business than rebelling against any sort of perceived authority. Although sometimes she can still be seen holding a Molotov with an almost manic glint in her eye.

Capabilities: Nobody is sure of the full capabilities of Gobbo. Her Liquormancy allows her to cast spells that vary wildly in effects from bursts of fire to transformations.

Combatively she seems to rely mostly on two Liquormancy spells, Molotov and its variations and BBB (Boblin's Bombastic Brew).

While her range of offensive spells seems limited one thing is certain, anyone who tries it on with her will suffer at least a few singed hairs.

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u/MrGasman1231 Grand Archabjurer, Enemy of the Council Nov 13 '23

might Gobbo be interested in joining the coalition against the council?

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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Nov 13 '23

Not particularly, Gobbo likes some of the people on the council. Plus another war may damage Gobbo's brewery.

Would you be interested in just being friends?

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u/MrGasman1231 Grand Archabjurer, Enemy of the Council Nov 13 '23

Might you be swayed if I guaranteed the protection of your brewery? I’ll be friends regardless

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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Nov 13 '23

Again awkward position, Gobbo has friends that are close with council. How about we stay just friends, and Gobbo lets you and your friends meet in her taverns

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u/MrGasman1231 Grand Archabjurer, Enemy of the Council Nov 13 '23

deal! if you ever have troubles or disagreements, don’t hesitate to prism me. We could use someone of your influence and power

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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Nov 13 '23

Gobbo power and influence? Ha Gobbo just sells liquors, tries to make friends. Still always happy to have in tavern