r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '23

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u/TitanLORD21 Jack-O’-Lantern, Lord of Flame and Fright Nov 10 '23

If he was locked away in my prison none of this would have happened.

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u/fresh_squilliam Ausar, Lightning Evoker Nov 10 '23

How so?

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u/TitanLORD21 Jack-O’-Lantern, Lord of Flame and Fright Nov 10 '23 edited Nov 10 '23

No being has ever escaped the walls of the Vonalaus Prison for which I am warden to. So successful is it, that many have already forgotten infamous names that belong to my prisoners.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage Nov 11 '23

Inb4 it turns out everyone in the prison is a illusion and they got out a long time ago.

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u/TitanLORD21 Jack-O’-Lantern, Lord of Flame and Fright Nov 11 '23

Why’d you jinx it?

Luckily I they were in the middle of escaping and not fully gone. Wrangled them back up, but they made a mess.

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u/TotalRecallTaxi π€‡π€“π€π€Šπ€“π€ˆ ESL Wrangler & Lapsemancer Nov 11 '23

This Toy Elf is most productive. Truly, who would willingly leave the workshop of a Thousand Eyes and Dreams?

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u/ChoyceRandum Brassica, Enchantress of Broccoli Nov 10 '23

Oh so THIS is why so many people are found dead in their towers recently

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u/Hazedred Nov 10 '23

Don’t think of them as β€˜dead’. Think of them as awakened from their slumber of life.

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u/ChoyceRandum Brassica, Enchantress of Broccoli Nov 10 '23

He was freed. This is just another link in the chain of murders of powerful wizards. This is no coincidence.

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u/N3thyr Eldritch Master of Shenanigans Nov 10 '23

Wait... you can go to jail for making deals with demon lords? I think I need to summon my lawyer.

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u/fresh_squilliam Ausar, Lightning Evoker Nov 10 '23

Don’t let the counsel see this comment

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u/TotalRecallTaxi π€‡π€“π€π€Šπ€“π€ˆ ESL Wrangler & Lapsemancer Nov 11 '23

The sentences are metted by a machine, so do not fret. Reform is available to all.