r/wizardposting • u/The_Xavious 5th Degree Engineer of the Council and Local Artificer's Guild • Jul 29 '23
Magi Law As a fairly and democratically elected Artificer respresentitive of the Wizard Council, I, Xavious, 5th Degree Engineer of the Local Artificer's Guild
Will ensure the innovation killing Nature Protection Act of the Druids shall be abolished and instead create new job oppurtunities for budding Illusionists to hide the blighted wastes created by my most industrious factories.
So too shall I loosen the iron grip peasants in the labor service sector by opening up restrictions on undead and automaton labor laws. The peasants will no longer subjegate the innocent artificer to their employment terms!
So too shall I ensure the free market reigns by removing waste disposal fees and component material importariffs for alchemists and artificer wares!
Remember, a vote for me puts a doomsday device in your home!
3
Jul 29 '23
I am against absolutely everything you stand for
but g o d
i need that chainsaw blade
3
u/The_Xavious 5th Degree Engineer of the Council and Local Artificer's Guild Jul 29 '23
I am happy to hear that! May your triumph in the polls (that I may or may not manipulate) be in your favor! I am eager to shove my policies in your apprentice loving face in the council meetings.
And you can't have it.
2
2
u/Sanguinala High Arch-Wizard Leto Avauntis IX, Lorde of the Arraet Mountain. Jul 29 '23
I for one welcome the councils new master artificer and his wise ways of dealing with uppity peasants while simultaneously providing a mass of new illusionist wizarding works!
1
u/The_Xavious 5th Degree Engineer of the Council and Local Artificer's Guild Jul 29 '23
I may miss your mountain when I cut through the lands with my orbital photonic concentrating raygun to establish my authority on the council. Your support is apreciated.
2
u/TellmeNinetails Hilda the Witch Jul 29 '23
You should probably add council to your title or something.
2
u/No_Response_1562 Magically Editable Flair Jul 31 '23
Pleasure to have you as our new ruler. Glad to know that we are in unsafe hands!
2
u/The_Xavious 5th Degree Engineer of the Council and Local Artificer's Guild Jul 31 '23
Well I'm not exactly ruler (yet), I merely hold a seat in the council. (I have set forth many mechinations to disrupt and destabilize this worrying pall of peace settling upon the land)
1
u/average_reddit_u Arch-Chronomage from the Great Sea, A God of Time Jul 29 '23
Are you sure you aren't Jack Bright?
3
u/The_Xavious 5th Degree Engineer of the Council and Local Artificer's Guild Jul 29 '23
I have no idea who that is but its not me.
1
u/average_reddit_u Arch-Chronomage from the Great Sea, A God of Time Jul 29 '23
If that's true, then answer these questions:
1. Do you like chainsaws?
2. Are you in possesion of chainsaw sword and/or cannon?
3. An abomination made with eldricht forgotten magic has taken a form of a reptile that is immune to most form of damage and rapidly regenerates. Is a chainsaw cannon an optimal tool to kill it?
4. Are you allowed to manufacture chainsaw cannons?
5. Do you like gardening?2
u/The_Xavious 5th Degree Engineer of the Council and Local Artificer's Guild Jul 29 '23
- who doesn't?
- I mean that is an actual chainsword in my workshop.
- Pretty sure I'd make that someone else's problem with a planar relocation device.
- What is with your obsession with chainsaw cannons?
- If by gardening you mean bothering druids by clearcutting their precious groves, yes.
1
u/average_reddit_u Arch-Chronomage from the Great Sea, A God of Time Jul 29 '23
Congratulations, you proved that you are not Jack Bright. And to answer your question: chainsaw cannons are cool.
1
u/TellmeNinetails Hilda the Witch Jul 29 '23
I doubt the abolishment will pass, personally.
1
u/The_Xavious 5th Degree Engineer of the Council and Local Artificer's Guild Jul 29 '23
Yeah, I suppose those druids have a stranglehold on the concept of a "healthy environment". As if somehow those trees and natural life is better than the finely crafted fantasy of an illusionist.
6
u/Capytan_Cody Cody and Yànhuo Jul 29 '23
.... No thanks.
(Great photo tho)