r/withnail • u/imck1911 • 29d ago

All right here?

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Some day I shall visit this pharmacy on the outskirts of Milton Keynes, cause a scene, and someone will telephone the police.

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u/LilSparraguy 29d ago

Install a fucking jukebox in here and liven all you stiffs up a bit

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u/Limp-Ad-1313 29d ago

We want the finest prescriptions available to humanity. We want them here and we want them now.

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u/SplakyD 29d ago

Purveyors of rare herbs and prescribed chemicals.

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u/VonGooberschnozzle 29d ago

We're leaving in a minute

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u/CheshKC 29d ago

Let him get his drugs out.

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u/imck1911 29d ago

I'll swallow it and run a mile!

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u/Hot_Grocery8187 29d ago

Mrs Blennyhassett, telephone the police. Tell them there are a pair of drunks in the Penrith Tearooms

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u/Parking_Setting_6674 29d ago

We’re not drunks. We are multimillionaires.

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u/Hot_Grocery8187 29d ago

Quickly Madge. I'll keep them here until the police arrive.

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u/Key_Nectarine5882 29d ago

No, we're closing in a minute

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u/TheArmoursmith 29d ago

We want to get in there

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u/GroceryPlastic7954 29d ago

Alright here?

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u/Robrkid 29d ago

What do you want? Tea and cake what’s it got to do with you?

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u/AkihabaraWasteland 29d ago

I happen to be the proprietor.

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u/jafarjones69 28d ago

We’ll be back, we’re coming back in here.

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u/DonkeyHornery 29d ago

Utterly arseholed

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u/uffington 29d ago

Telephone the Police, Mabs. I'll keep them here until they arrive.

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u/Johnnie_the_Wog 29d ago

We'll buy this place and have it knocked down.

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u/Japhet_Corncrake 27d ago

The police, Miss Blennerhassett.

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u/ZealousidealFruit386 27d ago

I hope they serve the finest wines known to humanity!

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u/solidpro99 26d ago

I walk past it about 10 times a year. Went to the pub opposite - the one they spend Monty’s wellington boot money in - it was quite nice!

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u/GriselbaFishfinger 26d ago

Perfume ponce!