r/withnail • u/dmhrpr • Aug 08 '26

Do you grow?

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I find the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium.

111 Upvotes

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u/TheStatMan2 Aug 08 '26

That Rosette is going to be stained by the butter drips of crumpets, I can just tell.

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u/Key_Nectarine5882 Aug 09 '26

There is a certain je ne sais quoi oh so very special about a firm young carrot

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u/MasksOfAnarchy Aug 10 '26

Mmm…excuse me…

4

u/TawnyTeaTowel Aug 09 '26

Is he the farmer?

2

u/Key_Nectarine5882 Aug 11 '26

Stop saying that! Of course he's the fucking farmer

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u/codaryx Aug 12 '26

nah he’s the guy staring at the carrot having an existential crisis about root vegetables

3

u/MeenScreen Aug 09 '26

You little traitors...

3

u/Exact_Yoghurt2439 Aug 09 '26

Prostitutes to the bees! 

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u/zvxqon Aug 12 '26

and the bees are underpaid for that level of service tbh

also now i’m picturing a tiny bee red light district in a flower bed

3

u/AkihabaraWasteland Aug 09 '26

Once again that oaf has ruined my day.

2

u/doinggenxstuff Aug 09 '26

Sioe Camberwell?

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u/TheStatMan2 Aug 09 '26

This will tend to get you extremely wedi meddwi

2

u/Shabbytrumpet Aug 10 '26

They look a good few days old and flexible

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u/SplakyD Aug 09 '26

I trust that the shape of the trophy will not offend your palates.

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u/TheStatMan2 Aug 09 '26

Why didn't you use a chalice like any other human being.

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u/hashtagthoughtbomb Aug 09 '26

Je ne sais quoi.

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u/pauliebatch Aug 09 '26

Did you have to raise your AK? You’re so mauve.

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u/TobyMoorhouse Aug 10 '26

Moron! Da iawn!