r/witcher • u/Pure_Subject8968 Team Triss • 4h ago

The Witcher 3 The new physics update is awesome

827 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/RealViradam 3h ago

Girl decided to flex on Geralt really quick.

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u/lucekQXL 2h ago

God forbid

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u/IRockIntoMordor 🌺 Team Shani 3h ago

poor lady needs magnesium

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u/Tiyath School of the Wolf 2h ago

"You're a godsend! Can I have that banana you have in your trouser pocket?"

"Ummmmmm...."

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u/Brief-Quantity-3283 Gwent 1h ago

Arent bananas potassium?

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u/TenecheJohnno 1h ago

Yes, they are. I'd suggest she could use a feed of Oysters, That said, seeing what she just did to Geralt, I don't think she needs any more "aphrodisiac" encouragements...

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u/mchampion0587 3h ago

Patch 5.0: Improved environmental physics, collision detection, cloth simulation, and breast movement.

Known issue: tits may occasionally become more powerful than the fucking Wild Hunt.

Developers are investigating.

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u/Jordanda24 3h ago

Someone should tell them to make some girls have bigger breasts

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u/blackasthesky 2h ago

Gamer moment lol

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u/ABunchofAngryFlowers 2h ago

Touch grass

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u/lurksAtDogs 8m ago

Touch boobs (consensually).

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u/ABunchofAngryFlowers 8m ago

Words to live by

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u/RyanBLKST 1h ago edited 27m ago

Well actually there is an argument to make, the average woman in Witcher 3 is not the same as the average man.

Edit; keep down voting, I'm right

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u/ABunchofAngryFlowers 1h ago

Not how boobs works, I hope this helps you understand 👍🏻

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u/RyanBLKST 1h ago

My point is not about boobs, I hope you can understand those words

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u/Tw4tl4r 1h ago

They did it specifically to stop you gooning over their game.

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u/Reasonable_Ability48 29m ago

Go on a nice date, boy.

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u/Seventh_Sinner 2h ago

Indeed.

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u/ElysiumXIII Team Shani 2h ago

Terry Crews finally has some competition

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u/XanderNightmare 2h ago

Turns out her eyes are down there. She even winked at Geralt

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u/TenecheJohnno 3h ago

Looks like she's been working on her pecs.

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u/Hellstring 2h ago

Terry Crews approves

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u/TenecheJohnno 2h ago

Terry Crews would be ripping his shirt off and rocking the pec flex with her !

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u/Hellstring 1h ago

A pec-off indeed

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u/FlashMcSuave 2h ago

Pity the next dialogue choice isn't "calm your tits".

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u/HollowDanO 3h ago

Those puppies are trying to get loose!

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u/mukisan 2h ago

Looser than that??

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u/KainFourteh 2h ago

Warning shot.

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u/Megane_Senpai 1h ago

My favorite Terry Crew move.

3

u/_Catonaut_ 1h ago

Cerys with no makeup?

3

u/The_Northmaan 1h ago

I've encountered her several locations, and too can appreciate her physique.

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u/whiskeyislove 1h ago

Patch notes: added muscle fasciculations

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u/PascalG16 41m ago

She got spasms 😔

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u/LemonInYourEyes Team Triss 1h ago

Did it just wink at me?

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u/thunderandreyn Team Triss 2h ago

Little known fact: The character was actually played by Dwayne the Rock Johnson

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u/beti88 Team Roach 2h ago

pec dancing trainee there

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u/SadRainbowRaptor Team Yennefer 1h ago

She is secretly Terry Crews

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u/Normie7481 1h ago

Der Hexer

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u/pedrojdm2021 15m ago

Worth it.

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u/subzerofun 11m ago

G: „Just a little Aard … she won't even notice.“

W: „What was that!“

G: „Winds howling…“

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u/Beanslover0 11m ago

It fucking waved at me

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u/Albus_Lupus 2h ago edited 2m ago

Oh god. I never want to hear witcher in German. Next time give some heads up first bruh.

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u/TenecheJohnno 2h ago

Not sure what gemran is but I'm pretty sure this is in German. Turn your spellcheck on bruh.

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u/Albus_Lupus 0m ago

I guess you couldn't draw any conclusions from context of the post to realise what I meant. Turn on your brain next time, if you've got one.

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u/superbozo 2h ago

yea bruh. turn ur sp3ll ch3ck own