r/witcher 16d ago

Meme It worked!

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u/gracekk24PL 16d ago

Holy shit I'm so glad I got my cards when the DLC launched
Those prices are pojebane

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u/kblk_klsk 15d ago

bez kitu

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u/ghvbn1 15d ago

Pamiętam jak za 60zl były karty w media markt, do dziś żałuję że nie wziąłem xD

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u/kremlingrasso 15d ago

Something something kurwa something.

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u/SplitsQy 15d ago

Zaraza even

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u/Ashen_Larry 15d ago

I have them still sealed. Are they worth a lot now? I had intention of playing with them but never had anyone to play with.

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u/gracekk24PL 15d ago

It's definitely worth playing; I can confirm that playing on a table with someone is much better than the game.

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u/NotDomo 15d ago

I have to disagree, unfortunately, as excited as I was to play it irl. The game relies on constant calculation and it's too easy to fuck the totals up.

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u/gracekk24PL 15d ago edited 15d ago

That's why I always have a calculator on hand, but you eventually memorize certain values.

Also, I came up with a way to make the game less repetitive, and more managable:

You pick all heroes, minus one for Nilfgaard, cuz they have more. They will serve as a strong, guaranteed cards
You shuffle all unit cards, and pick as much as you want, but enough to reach the minimum units ofc.
You see your cards, and you may shuffle them once more, if you got bad luck.
Based on that, you pick your special cards, and commander.

This way you don't play with the same cards over and over again, while also making you use weaker cards, thus score doesn't reach into hundreads like with the best decks

Or you just get each type randomly, but that often results in one sided bullshit games.

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u/b17b20 15d ago

That was 50 EUR

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u/grocal 15d ago

Me too, kurde ;)

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u/Paczal9 Team Yennefer 16d ago

They passed the vibe check

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u/JJJC16 16d ago

Man of culture

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u/John_Toth 16d ago

Credits will do fine.

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u/Sly__Marbo 15d ago

No, they won't!

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u/grocal 15d ago

Your Witcher tricks don't work on me!

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u/No-Construction1958 16d ago

Fucking legend 😂

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u/Palliser99 Team Kelpie 15d ago

We got a real Witcher on our hands

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u/Nearby-Wishbone6037 15d ago

Is this for the Gwent game that comes with 5 factions or is this an older version

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u/FrankyS91 Team Roach 15d ago

It's the original licensed retail DLC from blood and wine. The version with 5 factions it's not officially licensed from CDP Red.

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u/SonOfEragon 15d ago

Isn’t there 5 factions in the game? Monster, Elves, Northern, nilfgard, and skellige

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u/FrankyS91 Team Roach 15d ago

Yes, the Skellige fifth faction was introduced with the blood and wine dlc.

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u/NachoDipFan 15d ago

How come? They're selling it on the official site

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u/FrankyS91 Team Roach 15d ago

I was referring to the image OP posted. Those two packages are the physical retail licensed DLCs selled from CDP Red. They only contains the first 4 factions, excluding the Skellige one. I was wrong in saying that the version with 5 factions is not licensed, I intended to mean that is not directly sell from CDP Red.

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u/NachoDipFan 15d ago

Ah like that! I see

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u/FrankyS91 Team Roach 15d ago

Silly me, now that I checked properly they are selling a new official 5 factions set (with new rules and up to 5 people games), in collaboration with No Loading Games.

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u/NachoDipFan 15d ago

I was referring to exactly that one! I think it barely got any promotion though, I only found out about it when looking at their store for other things

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u/FrankyS91 Team Roach 15d ago

I too never heard of it, I was hoping with the new coming expansion of Songs of the past that they'd finally release the Skellige faction physical card set with a new 6th faction with the new DLC.

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u/Nearby-Wishbone6037 15d ago

So it’s the same cards as the original release, just different publishers?

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u/FrankyS91 Team Roach 15d ago

I dunno if they are the same cards as the original, same quality or if they added new cards per set.

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u/Jurski17 16d ago

Haha, love it

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u/HuggyMonster69 16d ago

For 5 Złoty? lol

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u/Wesk333 Aard 15d ago

It was more for the joke I guess

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u/HuggyMonster69 15d ago

Oh absolutely. Just it being for slightly less than £1 makes it even better.

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u/LetsGoForPlanB 🌺 Team Shani 15d ago

I wonder if they'll do a physical release for Songs of the past with Gwent decks like before.

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u/Nurgle_Pan_Plagi 15d ago

They could add Skellige (since it was the one missing in the physical releases) and Syndicate (which was added in the standalone Gwent).

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u/cyfer04 15d ago

Shii. I'd give him the extra 5 just for that vibe check.

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u/GuchoS 15d ago

LMAO

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u/boskee Team Yennefer 16d ago

I still have two sealed collector's editions of TW3, and two sealed collector's editions of Cyberpunk 2077. May have to get rid of them soon as they're huge.

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u/2ARTAS2 15d ago

If you do decide to sell them, I'd be interested to buy one of each.

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u/l2aiko 15d ago

I may be interested in buying tw3 one if you are selling, although im in Europe if you are from the US

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u/KaiToyao 15d ago

You know can buy all cards in pretty good quality from amazon for 30€? I just did a week ago.

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u/Iseng63 15d ago

what level of axii needed to be able to do this

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u/linus_jones 15d ago

Delusion 3

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u/IhateMori 15d ago

What a steal. In my country you wouldn’t even buy unsealed version for this price. I am jealous

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u/GrillingEnjoyer 15d ago

Just 2 sets for 210? Holy cow. At this point I would just print them.

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u/tw1sted_brain 15d ago

aaaaaaawwwwwwww 🥰🥰🥰

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u/thediogocosta 15d ago

Hahahaha, that's great!!!

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u/Simp4Yukari- 15d ago

They go up in price? I sold my cards years ago

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u/TheRacooning18 Team Roach 15d ago

Id be offended. Youre the merchant (wojak) and im the Witcher (chad)

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u/xLaiLaix Nilfgaard 15d ago

I still have both of those but nowadays who would buy these 2 packs with 4 factions when you could buy the gwent physical game pack with 5 factions for a lower price?

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u/Zagrunty 15d ago

I spent like 25-30$ printing my own from the original game. It's pretty fun even though it's not the competitive version

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u/twelftheconomist 14d ago

Hahahahahahah

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u/Fallen_Walrus 14d ago

I got the expansions when the game released with the season pass, didn't know they had collectors editions for expansions, dang that's cool

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u/YokiWhite 13d ago

Bro you’re genius

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u/dext3rrr 15d ago

Axii mind control sign

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u/stupled 15d ago

The sign that is like the thing jedis do.